* * Fun With Dick and Jane

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Franko
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Do you think these guys took it in the shorts as kids?

https://www.baseball-reference.com/players/t/tebeapu01.shtml
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argel_****s
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Anthony Anywanwu
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Named second-team Academic All-Big 12 … Played in nine games off the bench, totaling seven tackles, including 1.5 for a loss … Went for three tackles, including a tackle for a loss in the win over Texas State … Had a stop at Iowa State … Had three tackles, including half a tackle for a loss, at West Virginia.
Assassin
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Franko said:

I do not have a vast collection of jokes, one-liners etc. But I have a strange fascination with the funny and odd things that can be found on the internet. I have collected some of this stuff over the years. So Assassin, if you don't mind, I thought this would be an appropriate place to share some of this stuff.

Would you go to either of these urologists?
http://somerseturology.co.uk/doctor/mr-burns-cox/
https://www.urologyteam.com/our-doctors/dr-richard-chopp
i'm similarly warped.

glad to have you on board
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Worst weatherman ever?


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Anthony Anywanwu
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2022 (Redshirt Sophomore)
Named second-team Academic All-Big 12 … Played in nine games off the bench, totaling seven tackles, including 1.5 for a loss … Went for three tackles, including a tackle for a loss in the win over Texas State … Had a stop at Iowa State … Had three tackles, including half a tackle for a loss, at West Virginia.
Franko
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Fun with headlines:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/09/15/nz_badminton_kerfuffle/
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Anthony Anywanwu
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2022 (Redshirt Sophomore)
Named second-team Academic All-Big 12 … Played in nine games off the bench, totaling seven tackles, including 1.5 for a loss … Went for three tackles, including a tackle for a loss in the win over Texas State … Had a stop at Iowa State … Had three tackles, including half a tackle for a loss, at West Virginia.
Franko
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Name or an obscene request?

http://www.albany.edu/biology/people/faculty/fulltime/wang_shoya.shtml
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Anthony Anywanwu
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2022 (Redshirt Sophomore)
Named second-team Academic All-Big 12 … Played in nine games off the bench, totaling seven tackles, including 1.5 for a loss … Went for three tackles, including a tackle for a loss in the win over Texas State … Had a stop at Iowa State … Had three tackles, including half a tackle for a loss, at West Virginia.
Franko
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Double bad name:


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Anthony Anywanwu
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2022 (Redshirt Sophomore)
Named second-team Academic All-Big 12 … Played in nine games off the bench, totaling seven tackles, including 1.5 for a loss … Went for three tackles, including a tackle for a loss in the win over Texas State … Had a stop at Iowa State … Had three tackles, including half a tackle for a loss, at West Virginia.
Franko
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Name or bold claim:


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Anthony Anywanwu
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2022 (Redshirt Sophomore)
Named second-team Academic All-Big 12 … Played in nine games off the bench, totaling seven tackles, including 1.5 for a loss … Went for three tackles, including a tackle for a loss in the win over Texas State … Had a stop at Iowa State … Had three tackles, including half a tackle for a loss, at West Virginia.
Franko
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A complete time waste, but pretty cool:


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Anthony Anywanwu
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2022 (Redshirt Sophomore)
Named second-team Academic All-Big 12 … Played in nine games off the bench, totaling seven tackles, including 1.5 for a loss … Went for three tackles, including a tackle for a loss in the win over Texas State … Had a stop at Iowa State … Had three tackles, including half a tackle for a loss, at West Virginia.
Franko
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I think we found him:

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Anthony Anywanwu
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2022 (Redshirt Sophomore)
Named second-team Academic All-Big 12 … Played in nine games off the bench, totaling seven tackles, including 1.5 for a loss … Went for three tackles, including a tackle for a loss in the win over Texas State … Had a stop at Iowa State … Had three tackles, including half a tackle for a loss, at West Virginia.
Franko
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Badassery:

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Anthony Anywanwu
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2022 (Redshirt Sophomore)
Named second-team Academic All-Big 12 … Played in nine games off the bench, totaling seven tackles, including 1.5 for a loss … Went for three tackles, including a tackle for a loss in the win over Texas State … Had a stop at Iowa State … Had three tackles, including half a tackle for a loss, at West Virginia.
Assassin
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Dyslexics of the world, Untie!!
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Diet tip: your pants will never get too tight if you don't wear any...
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Assassin
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It's called a "remote" because those are your odds of finding it when you want to change the channel.
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Any pencil can become a number 2 pencil if you eat it.
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Dia del DougO
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Lord, I miss the ignore thread button so bad right now.
Roy Rogers
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Dia del DougO said:

Lord, I miss the ignore thread button so bad right now.
There is an ignore function, you know.
"Sic em yesterday, sic em today, sic em forever"
Franko
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Dia del DougO said:

Lord, I miss the ignore thread button so bad right now.

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Anthony Anywanwu
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2022 (Redshirt Sophomore)
Named second-team Academic All-Big 12 … Played in nine games off the bench, totaling seven tackles, including 1.5 for a loss … Went for three tackles, including a tackle for a loss in the win over Texas State … Had a stop at Iowa State … Had three tackles, including half a tackle for a loss, at West Virginia.
Dia del DougO
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Franko said:

Dia del DougO said:

Lord, I miss the ignore thread button so bad right now.


That option doesn't seem to exist on my version, unless there's some way to make it pop up.
Roy Rogers
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Dia del DougO said:

Franko said:

Dia del DougO said:

Lord, I miss the ignore thread button so bad right now.


That option doesn't seem to exist on my version, unless there's some way to make it pop up.
It's on your watch list.
"Sic em yesterday, sic em today, sic em forever"
Dia del DougO
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Thanks, at least it gets it off my watch list. But I still can't nuke it's existence from the thread list when I click on the chit chat forum.
Assassin
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Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
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My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
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beardoc
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My neighbor has a vanity license plate that says:
NO PC ME

It took me several years to realized that;
1. There should be a comma between the P and C, and
2. He's a urologist.
Dia del DougO
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Dia del DougO said:

Thanks, at least it gets it off my watch list. But I still can't nuke it's existence from the thread list when I click on the chit chat forum.
It came back. Fail.
Assassin
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beardoc said:

My neighbor has a vanity license plate that says:
NO PC ME

It took me several years to realized that;
1. There should be a comma between the P and C, and
2. He's a urologist.
hee hee hee...

reminded me of the AssMan episode of Seinfeld

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There was the Aggie who had been frequently unfaithful to his wife. When he found out she was pregnant he just didn't know how to tell her the baby wasn't hers.
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What do you call an Arab terrorist who lives on a ranch with his 3 SONS?

Osama bin Cartwright.
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The new radio station couldn't afford to transmit in kilohertz and decided to use the cheaper ethelmertz.
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I'm so good as sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed!
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I childproofed the house - but the kids keep getting in somehow...
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