I think, since we've won the championship 3 times, we are uniquely positioned to give tech fans tips for celebrating. Saturday night's events tell us they need some help.

#1: When you're about to turn over/burn a car or other vehicle, be sure it's not yours, as this will eliminate your ability to deliver pizza (means you'll make less money).

#2: "Wreck em Tech" doesn't mean to literally wreck things.

3. DONT light the couch until you have it outside.

4. That's your sister.... Gross and illegal.