Ellen Outed As Conservative After She Treats Others With Respect

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Osodecentx
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Ellen Outed As Conservative After She Treats Others With Respect


DALLAS, TXEllen DeGeneres has been forced to come out of the closet as a conservative after she was spotted treating a political foe with respect.

Friends and family members have suspected she was a closeted conservative for years.
"She was always, like, smiling and talking with other people, even people she disagreed with," said a tearful Portia de Rossi. "I thought maybe she was just experimenting, but a full-blown conservative---I never feared it was this bad." De Rossi said that she's caught DeGeneres hiding in their giant walk-in closet listening to Ben Shapiro's podcast.
"I assumed she was just trying to find his weakness so she could punch him one day. I never in my wildest dreams thought she'd been turned."
DeGeneres came out to her fans in a special episode of her show yesterday.
"This is who I am," she said. "I'm a conservative, and I'm loud and proud. I can't hide my identity any longer. I have to be true to myself."
Audience members threw non-GMO tomatoes at her and she was forced to flee the set. She has been replaced with a more appropriate liberal spokesperson, Alyssa Milano, who will bring a different conservative on the show each week and punch them.
https://babylonbee.com/news/ellen-degeneres-comes-out-as-a-conservative-republican
Midnight Rider
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From reading this board, you would never know that conservatives treat their political foes with respect.
fadskier
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and she's getting flack for it from liberals
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BearFan33
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Osodecentx said:

Ellen Outed As Conservative After She Treats Others With Respect


DALLAS, TXEllen DeGeneres has been forced to come out of the closet as a conservative after she was spotted treating a political foe with respect.

Friends and family members have suspected she was a closeted conservative for years.
"She was always, like, smiling and talking with other people, even people she disagreed with," said a tearful Portia de Rossi. "I thought maybe she was just experimenting, but a full-blown conservative---I never feared it was this bad." De Rossi said that she's caught DeGeneres hiding in their giant walk-in closet listening to Ben Shapiro's podcast.
"I assumed she was just trying to find his weakness so she could punch him one day. I never in my wildest dreams thought she'd been turned."
DeGeneres came out to her fans in a special episode of her show yesterday.
"This is who I am," she said. "I'm a conservative, and I'm loud and proud. I can't hide my identity any longer. I have to be true to myself."
Audience members threw non-GMO tomatoes at her and she was forced to flee the set. She has been replaced with a more appropriate liberal spokesperson, Alyssa Milano, who will bring a different conservative on the show each week and punch them.
https://babylonbee.com/news/ellen-degeneres-comes-out-as-a-conservative-republican
That is fantastic satire
Osodecentx
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BearFan33 said:

Osodecentx said:

Ellen Outed As Conservative After She Treats Others With Respect


DALLAS, TXEllen DeGeneres has been forced to come out of the closet as a conservative after she was spotted treating a political foe with respect.

Friends and family members have suspected she was a closeted conservative for years.
"She was always, like, smiling and talking with other people, even people she disagreed with," said a tearful Portia de Rossi. "I thought maybe she was just experimenting, but a full-blown conservative---I never feared it was this bad." De Rossi said that she's caught DeGeneres hiding in their giant walk-in closet listening to Ben Shapiro's podcast.
"I assumed she was just trying to find his weakness so she could punch him one day. I never in my wildest dreams thought she'd been turned."
DeGeneres came out to her fans in a special episode of her show yesterday.
"This is who I am," she said. "I'm a conservative, and I'm loud and proud. I can't hide my identity any longer. I have to be true to myself."
Audience members threw non-GMO tomatoes at her and she was forced to flee the set. She has been replaced with a more appropriate liberal spokesperson, Alyssa Milano, who will bring a different conservative on the show each week and punch them.
https://babylonbee.com/news/ellen-degeneres-comes-out-as-a-conservative-republican
That is fantastic satire
It is.

Bee is knocking it out off the park
GrowlTowel
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I still don't understand why so many people were shocked by this. Everyone knows that Ellen likes Bush.
Canada2017
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Ellen did a good thing .

Maybe folks will listen to her message....stop watching Fox, CNN and MSNBC....and become friends again .
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