The Blazing Saddles thread got me to wondering. What's some of your favorite lines of dialog from movies?

From Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...."well ain't this place a geographical oddity? Two weeks from everywhere."

"Watch your language, young fella. This is a public market".

From Dr. Strangelove..."you can't fight in here. This is the war room".

My name is Plenty.. Plenty O'Toole.

Named after your father perhaps. From Diamonds are Forever.

The best ever...

Better than "an offer he couldn't refuse"

You're gonna need a bigger boat

"I dont understand none of it. This one begat thatn and this one begat this one and begat and begat and lo and behold some one says some ****, just how re tarded are you?"

"Not that you two afflicted sum*****es would know anything about but, but you're sitting in a crew cab dually pickup. In some circles, this is considered a piece of automotive art"


How Dwight missed an Oscar for that role is a mystery to me.

Movies that I routinely quote

Major League
Road House
Every movie by Monty Python
Die Hard
Tequila Sunrise (frequently forgotten but highly quotable)
Snatch (it's not a porn movie)

One of my personal faves:

Some favorites:

From Buckaroo Banzai

Buckaroo (Peter Weller)(to an alien): "I need you to steer the ship. It's just like driving a truck"
Alien: "Great .... what is a truck?"


From Twin Peaks (season 2)
Gordon Cole (David Lynch): "Cooper, you remind me of a small Mexican chihuahua"

The Giant: "The owls are not what they seem"



From Mr. Right
Francis (Sam Rockwell): "You hired me to kill your husband"
Woman: "So why are you here?"
Francis (pulling out gun): "Murder is wrong"
Woman: "But you're a hit man"
Francis: "Nobody's perfect" (shoots her)


From Die Hard
Hans Gruber (Alan Rickman): "Do you really think you have a chance, Mister Cowboy?"
John McLane (Bruce Willis): "Yippee-Kiyay. Mother F----r"



From Hooper
Hooper (played by Burt Reynolds): "Life's too short ... so are you!"

Gold Tron said:

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Movies that I routinely quote

Major League
Road House
Every movie by Monty Python
Die Hard
Tequila Sunrise (frequently forgotten but highly quotable)
Snatch (it's not a porn movie)

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Those are good ones. Can you place these? No googling.

"Whenever I get to likin' someone, they ain't around long. I notice when you get to dislinkin' someone they ain't around for long neither."

"Hey, these blow up into into funny shapes at all. Well, unless round is funny."

"Boy or girl? Gosh I hope so!"

"Nervous? Yes, very. First time? No , I've been nervous lots of times."

"Make up your mind dude. Is he going to **** or is he going to kill us. First he is going to ****, then he is going to kill us. Relax. Alright my old man is a television repairman. He's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it."

"What did I teach you? You are the Duke... New York. You are A - number one. I can't hear you! You are the Duke of New York. You are A-number one!"

"Come out to the coast. We'll get together. Have a few laughs."

Oh irony. Oh no no, we don't get that here. See people ski topless here while smoking dope so irony is not a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about '83 when I was the only practioner of it and I stopped because I was tired of being stared at. "

"Define irony. A bunch of idiots dancing on a plane made famous by a band that died in a plane crash."

One of my favorite scenes of all time. 2 comedic geniuses that hated each other performing a scene almost completely ad-lib.

NoBSU said:

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Gold Tron said:

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Movies that I routinely quote

Major League
Road House
Every movie by Monty Python
Die Hard
Tequila Sunrise (frequently forgotten but highly quotable)
Snatch (it's not a porn movie)

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Those are good ones. Can you place these? No googling.

"Whenever I get to likin' someone, they ain't around long. I notice when you get to dislinkin' someone they ain't around for long neither."

"Hey, these blow up into into funny shapes at all. Well, unless round is funny."

"Boy or girl? Gosh I hope so!"

"Nervous? Yes, very. First time? No , I've been nervous lots of times."

"Make up your mind dude. Is he going to **** or is he going to kill us. First he is going to ****, then he is going to kill us. Relax. Alright my old man is a television repairman. He's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it."

"What did I teach you? You are the Duke... New York. You are A - number one. I can't hear you! You are the Duke of New York. You are A-number one!"

"Come out to the coast. We'll get together. Have a few laughs."

Oh irony. Oh no no, we don't get that here. See people ski topless here while smoking dope so irony is not a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about '83 when I was the only practioner of it and I stopped because I was tired of being stared at. "

"Define irony. A bunch of idiots dancing on a plane made famous by a band that died in a plane crash."

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I immediately got Raising Arizona, Fast Times, Die Hard

was the "ski topless" from Hot Dog?

Bull Durham, one quoted above, and South Park are my gotos.

Gold Tron said:

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NoBSU said:

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Gold Tron said:

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Movies that I routinely quote

Major League
Road House
Every movie by Monty Python
Die Hard
Tequila Sunrise (frequently forgotten but highly quotable)
Snatch (it's not a porn movie)

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Those are good ones. Can you place these? No googling.

"Whenever I get to likin' someone, they ain't around long. I notice when you get to dislinkin' someone they ain't around for long neither."

"Hey, these blow up into into funny shapes at all. Well, unless round is funny."

"Boy or girl? Gosh I hope so!"

"Nervous? Yes, very. First time? No , I've been nervous lots of times."

"Make up your mind dude. Is he going to **** or is he going to kill us. First he is going to ****, then he is going to kill us. Relax. Alright my old man is a television repairman. He's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it."

"What did I teach you? You are the Duke... New York. You are A - number one. I can't hear you! You are the Duke of New York. You are A-number one!"

"Come out to the coast. We'll get together. Have a few laughs."

Oh irony. Oh no no, we don't get that here. See people ski topless here while smoking dope so irony is not a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about '83 when I was the only practioner of it and I stopped because I was tired of being stared at. "

"Define irony. A bunch of idiots dancing on a plane made famous by a band that died in a plane crash."

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I immediately got Raising Arizona, Fast Times, Die Hard

was the "ski topless" from Hot Dog?

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A little language in this if you are at work.

NoBSU said:

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"Make up your mind dude. Is he going to **** or is he going to kill us. First he is going to ****, then he is going to kill us. Relax. Alright my old man is a television repairman. He's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it."

"What did I teach you? You are the Duke... New York. You are A - number one. I can't hear you! You are the Duke of New York. You are A-number one!"

"Come out to the coast. We'll get together. Have a few laughs."

Oh irony. Oh no no, we don't get that here. See people ski topless here while smoking dope so irony is not a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about '83 when I was the only practioner of it and I stopped because I was tired of being stared at. "

"Define irony. A bunch of idiots dancing on a plane made famous by a band that died in a plane crash."

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"Make up your mind dude. Is he going to **** or is he going to kill us. First he is going to ****, then he is going to kill us. Relax. Alright my old man is a television repairman. He's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it."
Fast Times at Ridgmont High

"What did I teach you? You are the Duke... New York. You are A - number one. I can't hear you! You are the Duke of New York. You are A-number one!"
Escape from New York (Donald Pleasance)

"Come out to the coast. We'll get together. Have a few laughs."
Die Hard (Bruce Willis)

Oh irony. Oh no no, we don't get that here. See people ski topless here while smoking dope so irony is not a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about '83 when I was the only practioner of it and I stopped because I was tired of being stared at. "
Roxanne (Steve Martin)

"Define irony. A bunch of idiots dancing on a plane made famous by a band that died in a plane crash."
Con Air (I think) (Nic Cage)

"When you tell somebody something, it depends on what part of the country you're standing in as to just how dumb you are." Bo "Bandit" Darville (Burt Reynolds) in Smokey and the Bandit.

another overlooked gem from Bill Murray in Scrooged

Props man: I can't get the antlers glued to this little guy. We tried Crazy Glue, but it don't work.

Frank Cross (Bill Murray): Did you try staples?

"Napoleon, don't be jealous 'cause I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to become a cage fighter."
- Kip from Napoleon Dynamite

Stripes....There's something wrong with us, something very, very wrong with us. Something seriously wrong with us - we' soldiers. But we're American soldiers! We've been kicking ass for 200 years! We're ten and one!

My favorites are from "I Love You to Death."

If we keep shooting Joey, don't you think he might get suspicious?

When somebody shoot you in the head it make you think.

Confessing adultery to a preist: Uh... 5 times the last 2 weeks... wait, no, that's wrong... it was uh... it was uh, 4 times this week, uh... with 3 women, and uh... 3 times last week with 2 other women... wow... plus one of the women from this week was the same as last week... or maybe 2 of the women was the same... so uh... I guess that uh... makes uh... what, uh... I dunno, 7 times... I mean it was more than uh... 7 times, father, it was, it was more like uh... 10 or 12 times but, you know, it was like on uh... 7 different occasions uh... only with 5 different women uh... uh... but uh... some of the women eh... more than once uh... some of them, quite a few times uh... in fact uh... it's hard to say father, I, I didn't exactly keep count but uh... uh, let let's say a dozen times in the last 2 weeks, uh... give or take a few times...

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America. And to the republic......under one invisible nation...to nations under God whose...spacious skies and amber graves of liberty for all...deliver us from freedom.

Will you recognize me? Call my name, or walk on by?

Brian Johnson: Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you're crazy to make an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us In the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain
Andrew Clark: and an athlete
Allison Reynolds: and a basket case
Claire Standish: a princess
John Bender: and a criminal
Brian Johnson: Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club.

PCU;

Jock #1: [at a party] What's up, babes?
Womynist #1: Pack up your rape culture and take a hike!
Jock #1: [holds up a beer] You want a brewdog?
Womynist #1: We're not interested in your p***s!
Womynist #2: Wait, wait, I think he's offering us a beer.
[turns to jock, speaks slowly]
Womynist #2: Um . . . Yes. We, would like, a beer.
Jock #1: Okay!
[turns around to get a beer]
Womynist #1 : So it's like, if you're nice to them, they bring you things?
Womynist #2: Exactly.

Breaker Morant:

Harry Morant: Live each day as though it were your last; one day you're sure to be right.

"Life passes most people by while they're making grand plans for it."

George, "Blow"

Gold Tron said:

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another overlooked gem from Bill Murray in Scrooged

Props man: I can't get the antlers glued to this little guy. We tried Crazy Glue, but it don't work.

Frank Cross (Bill Murray): Did you try staples?

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The follow-up visual gag to that is great where the network prez (Robert Mitchum) is watching the show at home. The mice with antlers are on screen and Mitchum's cat go nuts over them.

"Don't look nobody in the eye, but don't look away either. They're gonna be scared of you, believe me, so don't worry about nothing."

Clemenza, "The Godfather"

"Even if you gave him the money he'd still kill you. He's a peculiar man. You could even say that he has principles."

Carson Wells, "No Country For Old Men"

"I'm your Huckleberry."

Biggest understatement in movie history?

"You picked the wrong man to push."

Trautman, "First Blood" (Rambo)

"Ive got mind control on Debo. He be like STFU. Ill be quiet. But when he leave? I be talkin again"