Back from the days of yore when BaylorFans ruled the land.

Arrr! Shiver me timbers! 'Tis the day when all landlubbers be speakin' like proper sea dogs!

Hoist the colors and break out the grog, mateys! Let's have us a fine parley worthy o' the occasion! Yarrr!


English To Pirate Translator | Translator Max

Pirate walks into a bar. He's got a ship's steering wheel attached to his crotch.

Bartender looks at him, and says "Yohoho, pirate, did you know you gotta steering wheel attached to your crotch?"

"Arrrgh!" said the pirate, "it's drivin' me nuts!"

"This tool is designed for entertainment and creative exploration. It may not be linguistically accurate. For professional needs, consult certified translators."

"! This here contraption be for jolly good fun and chartin' creative waters! It may not be shipshape in the lingo department, savvy? If ye be needin' proper chart-work, haul yer anchor to the certified translator coves!"

Q. Why type of socks do pirates wear?
A. Arrrrgyle

Elmer Fudd is in trouble.