LOS ANGELESRecognized with one of the ceremony's most coveted awards, an album that doesn't even begin to stack up to Fleetwood Mac's quintessential musical achievement Rumours reportedly won Album of the Year at the Grammys on Sunday night. "Wow, what an honor," said the recipient of the statuette, an individual who sources confirmed could never create anything even remotely on par with what is indisputably the finest and most well-honed artistic statement in rock music, and, furthermore, who isn't one-tenth the songwriter that Lindsey Buckingham is. "I just [don't deserve to be mentioned in the same breath as the brilliant musicians behind Rumours, a record that since its release has captivated millions with its ingenious yet playful compositions, flawless production, and sheer emotional resonance. The Mac's 1977 masterpiece is truly without parallel, and modern-day pop acts such as myself can only dream of ever of creating anything that begins to approach its unsurpassed brilliance]. Thank you." According to ceremony attendees, the presentation of the Best Album award followed the evening's previous announcement of the winners of Best Pop Solo Performance, Song of the Year, and Best New Artist, not one of whom wrote or played on "You Make Loving Fun."
(love the Onion ..... and Rumors is a top 10 all timer for me)
