Let's start with the obvious. Oklahoma State Cowboys. So who is the artist responsible for the mascot logo looking like a cross between Pancho Villa and the Frito Bandito? This is the least cowboy looking logo I could have come up with, sober or drunk.




Then are the Oregon State Beavers, whose logo choices range from a bucktoothed Sailor Bear to a vampire rodent.




Wichita State, whatcha doing? Why does your mascot look like someone from the Simpsons contracted rabies?




...and the need to name your team after a strangely specific part of a raptor's anatomy? Why not Hawkbeaks? Hawkfeathers? Talons?



...add your own below.