You have to read this site. It's real, it's not a joke or satire and it's incredibly funny.

https://www.bbc.com/pidgin

Some headlines:

Why China dey chop African Donkey
Only politicians dey happy with Nigeria economy - Expert
Beauty queen comot after dem say she fat
Why dem dey call Hurricane human being name
Ghana import 30 million condoms but dem no use am


It's like JarJar Binks published a paper...

A new service for west Africa that started a couple of weeks ago.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-40975399

From: Beauty queen comot after dem say she fat

"Smale, wey be 28 year old and already don get one pikin, say di tin shock am well well and she first think whether to vex do di competition to show dem pepper.


But she come think am say, who vex epp? Make she just return dia crown because, she no fit represent dat kain reason.

After she drop her crown, she come put di message for social media and she happy as plenty people support her."
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Shouldn't that be show dem di pepper?

The "Chief's" English ?

This news brought to you by BBC Pidgin....the only place where articles about Clinton are given the weight they deserve.


9 reasons why Trump win me - Hillary Clinton


Wetin happen? Dis na di title of di new book wey Hilary Clinton release. Inside, di former candidate wey Donald Trump beat for 2016 US presidential election, don mention di reasons why she no win. Make we see wetin these reasons be.

1. James Comey: Una remember di tori about how Clinton get private email server when she be Secretary of State for Barack Obama government? Well, she say di way former FBI Director James Comey take dey announce di news up and down anyhow na one of di reasons why she no win. US President, Donald Trump, who win Clinton for di election, come later fire Comey because of wetin?...di way im handle di Clinton email palaver.

2. Vladimir Putin: Nobodi go surprise say Russia President Vladimir Putin enter di list. Mrs Clinton talk about Putin for her book say ''I no ever believe say e go get di mind to attack our democracy secretly and dem no go catch am''. She believe say Trump team join hand with Russia so she go lose.

3. Barack Obama: Tori wey comot be say former US President Barack Obama been know say Russia dey try some mago-mago things on top US presidential election. But im no talk anything that time. Clinton say she dey wonder sometimes wetin for happen if President Obama come out on top TV tell di people wetin dey happen.

4. Tori people: Clinton feel say di media give Trump too much time for TV, newspaper and radio, plus on top how dem report her own email palaver.

5. Bernie Sanders: Clinton also vex for her fellow democratic primary opponent. She talk say Sanders cause damage to her character and im no stop im supporters wey dey do bad sexist attacks against her own supporters dem.

6. Jill Stein: She contest di US presidential election under di Green Party come get over one million votes, di first time wey di party go get that kain amount of votes. Clinton feel say na she for win all that vote join if to say Stein no contest for di election.

7. Sexism: Clinton na di first woman wey one of di main political parties choose as presidential candidate. She say she dey very conscious say she be 'woman' and go need to work extra to make women and men accept woman as president.

8. White vex: Of course Clinton go point finger for Trump inside di book. She say Trump give chance to white supremacist, dis na people wey feel say dem better pass other people. Clinton say dis people don dey vex since about how di country dey and Trump come give dem chance.

9. Hillary Clinton: Mrs Clinton blame herself. She say she get many regrets. E get some things she say she for no say because people fit judge am anyhow, and e get some things she for talk about wey she no talk. She say ''I don take am as fact say many people - millions and millions of people - decide say dem no just like me. Imagine how that one feel like''.

Indian woman divorce husband because dem no get toilet

Great food in west Africa.

How poo-poo trap woman for window

Such wonderful stories...

I get the joke, I really do, but I don't see how bringing up this English evolution is different than using the Dutch/English combo of Afrikaans. Please don't tell me this is only funny when black people use an English derivative. Kind of looks like that from some of the comments here, but hey, I could be wrong and hope I am,

it's educational..

wth is you're problem?

pitchman said:

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I get the joke, I really do, but I don't see how bringing up this English evolution is different than using the Dutch/English combo of Afrikaans. Please don't tell me this is only funny when black people use an English derivative. Kind of looks like that from some of the comments here, but hey, I could be wrong and hope I am,

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Confucius say .....

Men who interject race into convo usually speak with fork ed tongue!?

pitchman said:

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I get the joke, I really do, but I don't see how bringing up this English evolution is different than using the Dutch/English combo of Afrikaans. Please don't tell me this is only funny when black people use an English derivative. Kind of looks like that from some of the comments here, but hey, I could be wrong and hope I am,

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You're going to need to go f*** yourself. Stop trying to make everything about race you twat.

edit** By the way, what comments make your little race baiting brain think the thread is about black people? Is it the mention of an orange star wars character?

GolemII said:

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pitchman said:

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I get the joke, I really do, but I don't see how bringing up this English evolution is different than using the Dutch/English combo of Afrikaans. Please don't tell me this is only funny when black people use an English derivative. Kind of looks like that from some of the comments here, but hey, I could be wrong and hope I am,

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You're going to need to go f*** yourself. Stop trying to make everything about race you twat.

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He(consistently Pitchman!) who interjects race is typically the racist!

GolemII said:

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pitchman said:

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I get the joke, I really do, but I don't see how bringing up this English evolution is different than using the Dutch/English combo of Afrikaans. Please don't tell me this is only funny when black people use an English derivative. Kind of looks like that from some of the comments here, but hey, I could be wrong and hope I am,

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You're going to need to go f*** yourself. Stop trying to make everything about race you twat.

edit** By the way, what comments make your little race baiting brain think the thread is about black people? Is it the mention of an orange star wars character?

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Ah, yes, a prime example of Golem at his most Golemesque. Please preserve the post so everyone can see.

Florda_mike said:

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GolemII said:

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pitchman said:

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I get the joke, I really do, but I don't see how bringing up this English evolution is different than using the Dutch/English combo of Afrikaans. Please don't tell me this is only funny when black people use an English derivative. Kind of looks like that from some of the comments here, but hey, I could be wrong and hope I am,

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You're going to need to go f*** yourself. Stop trying to make everything about race you twat.

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He(consistently Pitchman!) who interjects race is typically the racist!

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That's why we shouldn't name streets for that horrible racist Martin Luther King.

bubbadog said:

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Florda_mike said:

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GolemII said:

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pitchman said:

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I get the joke, I really do, but I don't see how bringing up this English evolution is different than using the Dutch/English combo of Afrikaans. Please don't tell me this is only funny when black people use an English derivative. Kind of looks like that from some of the comments here, but hey, I could be wrong and hope I am,

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You're going to need to go f*** yourself. Stop trying to make everything about race you twat.

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He(consistently Pitchman!) who interjects race is typically the racist!

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That's why we shouldn't name streets for that horrible racist Martin Luther King.

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No

MLK comparison is not relevant

Apples and oranges

pitchman said:

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I get the joke, I really do, but I don't see how bringing up this English evolution is different than using the Dutch/English combo of Afrikaans. Please don't tell me this is only funny when black people use an English derivative. Kind of looks like that from some of the comments here, but hey, I could be wrong and hope I am,

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Well, I can only speak for myself, but the one I posted was funny because an Indian woman divorced her husband because he wouldn't buy a toilet.

Doesn't matter if they say, dem, get no, or they got no, it's the same funny.

What does black or white or brown or green have to do with funny.

Florda_mike said:

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bubbadog said:

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Florda_mike said:

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He(consistently Pitchman!) who interjects race is typically the racist!

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That's why we shouldn't name streets for that horrible racist Martin Luther King.

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No

MLK comparison is not relevant

Apples and oranges

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He consistently talked about race. Wasn't that the standard you set for identifying a racist?

Florda_mike said:

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bubbadog said:

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Florda_mike said:

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GolemII said:

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pitchman said:

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I get the joke, I really do, but I don't see how bringing up this English evolution is different than using the Dutch/English combo of Afrikaans. Please don't tell me this is only funny when black people use an English derivative. Kind of looks like that from some of the comments here, but hey, I could be wrong and hope I am,

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You're going to need to go f*** yourself. Stop trying to make everything about race you twat.

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He(consistently Pitchman!) who interjects race is typically the racist!

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That's why we shouldn't name streets for that horrible racist Martin Luther King.

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No

MLK comparison is not relevant

Apples and oranges

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Mike, Bubba doesn't understand that trying successfully to change explicitly race based laws is exactly the opposite of pretending they still exist so you can call everyone you don't like a racist and excuse your own failures by pretending to be a victim.