Can someone please teach Cornyn what Texas brisket is...

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boognish_bear
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This is the second time he's done this. This is somehow even worse than Lincoln Riley's brisket.

Come on John....you are a native Texan.

Redbrickbear
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midgett
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Can't wait until he's on the ballot again.

Doesn't know his target market. I'm guessing he was the brains behind this "BBQ" restaurant. He's probably shocked, shocked that it failed so quickly.



Realitybites
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Cornyn needs to learn a lot of things, and Brisket isn't anywhere near the top of the list. One of the worst GOP senators in he chamber.

https://libertyscore.conservativereview.com/john-cornyn
boognish_bear
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Well… I guess he has a sense of humor about it

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midgett said:

Can't wait until he's on the ballot again.

Doesn't know his target market. I'm guessing he was the brains behind this "BBQ" restaurant. He's probably shocked, shocked that it failed so quickly.




Vegan barbecue? Get a rope!!!!
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J.R.
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what even in the hell is that? He is clearly not qualified to represent Texas!
Jack Bauer
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John Cornyn - "best hamburger in Texas!"

4th and Inches
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boognish_bear said:

This is the second time he's done this. This is somehow even worse than Lincoln Riley's brisket.

Come on John....you are a native Texan.


what the heck is that? Looks more like sauce covered sliced chicken or turkey breast
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4th and Inches
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J.R. said:

what even in the hell is that? He is clearly not qualified to represent Texas!
Even the english guy knows thats some messed up bbq
“Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment.”

–Horace


“Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’ “
boognish_bear
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Brisket done right requires zero bbq sauce. Step up your game Senator....or at least don't share this abomination with the world.
LIB,MR BEARS
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This is what happens when you let some yankee intern run your social media
J.R.
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Jack Bauer said:

John Cornyn - "best hamburger in Texas!"


Also, another black mark about JC. I loves me some in and out, however, if you are a Texan, it is Whataburger, period for fast food. I believe that the Whataburger and In and Out are 2 different animals. Come on JC, you just lost my vote.
muddybrazos
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J.R. said:

Jack Bauer said:

John Cornyn - "best hamburger in Texas!"


Also, another black mark about JC. I loves me some in and out, however, if you are a Texan, it is Whataburger, period for fast food. I believe that the Whataburger and In and Out are 2 different animals. Come on JC, you just lost my vote.
Give me an in n out burger over whataburger any day. Whataburger isnt even a Texas company any more.
boognish_bear
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Whataburger spanks In and Out so hard. How is this even up for debate?

I've tried In and Out twice and really tried to be open-minded… But I swear it was not too much above a big Mac.
Doc Holliday
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Removing the last letter of his name would be fitting.
Forest Bueller_bf
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boognish_bear said:

This is the second time he's done this. This is somehow even worse than Lincoln Riley's brisket.

Come on John....you are a native Texan.


This is garbage.

It looks like some vegan alternative smothered with some type of sauce.

Real brisket, the good stuff, needs no sauce.

I think he put this on her to get a bunch of clicks, cause he knows darn well
this isn't the good stuff.
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4th and Inches said:

boognish_bear said:

This is the second time he's done this. This is somehow even worse than Lincoln Riley's brisket.

Come on John....you are a native Texan.


what the heck is that? Looks more like sauce covered sliced chicken or turkey breast
Doesn't even look fully cooked, and I learned long ago you only put sauce on meat to cover up the taste when you screw up the cooking.

Doesn't even look like he cooked it over mesquite!
That which does not kill me, will try again and get nastier
J.R.
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muddybrazos said:

J.R. said:

Jack Bauer said:

John Cornyn - "best hamburger in Texas!"


Also, another black mark about JC. I loves me some in and out, however, if you are a Texan, it is Whataburger, period for fast food. I believe that the Whataburger and In and Out are 2 different animals. Come on JC, you just lost my vote.
Give me an in n out burger over whataburger any day. Whataburger isnt even a Texas company any more.
I am very aware they were bought out and I do get that. Not, just our little burger joint from Corpus. I was very deliberate to say that I think they are 2 different animals.
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