I'm officially announcing my run for president in 2028.
After I win, I will sue the government for $1 trillion for the crime of slavery.
I will appoint RD2 and Cowboy as my "Ace Boon Coons"
Because of my "coons" I will settle with the government for $500B that we will give to descendants of endlaved people.
I will appoint a board of two people (wife and me) and we alone will determine who gets part of the settlement.
I've seen the trauma in my home. We are entitled to at least $499.99 B.
Free at last!
After I win, I will sue the government for $1 trillion for the crime of slavery.
I will appoint RD2 and Cowboy as my "Ace Boon Coons"
Because of my "coons" I will settle with the government for $500B that we will give to descendants of endlaved people.
I will appoint a board of two people (wife and me) and we alone will determine who gets part of the settlement.
I've seen the trauma in my home. We are entitled to at least $499.99 B.
Free at last!