I'll start:
1. "I'd like to thank the Russians and Vladimir Putin for staying out of the Democrat primaries. Even a Russian hack would be more accurate than what these Democrat hacks have been producing lately."
2. "We keep winning!!! This bunch over here (points at Dems) can't even win against themselves"
3. "The Democrats want to control the economy, healthcare, taxes, businesses - hell, even the weather. At least they think they do, but they haven't finished counting the votes to find out."
1. "I'd like to thank the Russians and Vladimir Putin for staying out of the Democrat primaries. Even a Russian hack would be more accurate than what these Democrat hacks have been producing lately."
2. "We keep winning!!! This bunch over here (points at Dems) can't even win against themselves"
3. "The Democrats want to control the economy, healthcare, taxes, businesses - hell, even the weather. At least they think they do, but they haven't finished counting the votes to find out."