Joe Biden Campaign Slogans

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Bearitto
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Put on your thinking caps, folks and let's have some fun. Get creative.

- On super Thursday, this October, get out there and do you know the thing!


- Joe: He's got your back, ladies. (Sniffffff)


- Joe's position on Foreign policy: "You scratch my back, I'll rub yours" #OligarchyMalarchy


- Republicans wanna put y'all back in chains!!! Now, Corn pop tells me you like chains like KFC and Popeyes, but I need your vote, you bad dudes!!!


ShooterTX
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Im Joe Biden... right? Or is it Jill Biden??
Wait... where the hell am I??
RD2WINAGNBEAR86
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MASA - Make America Senile Again (also reaches out to Hispanic voters)
"Never underestimate Joe's ability to **** things up!"

-- Barack Obama
Jack Bauer
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I'm Joe Biden. Gee, you have a pretty daughter there!
Canada2017
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You're OK !

You're OK !
Bruin
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Stand up Chuck!
BearFan33
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Grope a dope!
Jack Bauer
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" You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent".
Bearitto
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"I'm hip with the scene, cats! Vote for me and we'll do the Charleston late into the afternoon at my inauguration!!"

Bearitto
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"Because what an exciting term it will be!!! Inauguration, 25th Amendment, Second Inauguration and a State Funeral (natural causes of course). What an exciting time to be alive...for a while!!"

Bearitto
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"(Sound bite plays) ' I'd take him behind the gym and beat the hell out of him...'

A vote for Joe is a vote for septuagenarian fist fights behind local athletic complexes."

Bearitto
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"Vote for me a pull my strings"

Bearitto
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Vote Joe unless I've called you a "damn liar" and "fat" and "too old to vote for me"...then I guess don't.
whitetrash
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Hillary's slogan: "When the phone rings at 3am, who do you want to answer?"

Joe's slogan: "When the Early Bird Special at Golden Corral starts at 3pm, who do you want to be first in line?"
Bearitto
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Vote for joe, you lying dog faced pony soldiers!!!

ABC BEAR
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Biden - I'm glad to be here accepting the nomination in Milwaukee. <cheers> I love Milwaukee, but you'd
think that a city with this much beer would have more bathrooms. In San Francisco they let you pee right
on the sidewalk. You might want to think about that here Milwaukee. <groans>
ABC BEAR
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Biden - When I was a young guy I was bold, energetic, optimistic and boy let me tell you, I was nobody's fool.
Things sure change when you get older, don't they?
ABC BEAR
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Biden - I'm thinking of using the slogan, "A New Dawn In America." <cheers> <Biden scans crowd with one hand
held above his eyes> Oh wait, that's the sunset over there isn't it?
ABC BEAR
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Biden - <holding up an older looking lunch bucket> When I was a young guy, I would carry a lunch pail just like
this one to work everyday. <Biden looking inside lunch bucket and seeing it's empty then looking
offstage> Hey, did Donald Trump eat my lunch, or is this supposed to be empty?
Bearitto
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"If you don't let me sniff yo hair, you ain't a woman!"
corncob pipe
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I carry hot sauce too....!!
Jack Bauer
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Look, fat.
corncob pipe
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"Continue to spy with my FBI...!"
Johnny Bear
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"As America's first dementia stricken President, I pledge to.......to.......to.......to.........uh........you know - the thing! And now I'd like to welcome to the stage the next Vice President of the United States of America!.......oh wait.......you're my wife aren't you.....!??!"
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