After listening to him at the press conference this morning I was struck by the fact this man would be an awesome President of the USA.
Bezos for POTUS
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He has the ability to launch all democrats into space.Aliceinbubbleland said:
After listening to him at the press conference this morning I was struck by the fact this man would be an awesome President of the USA.
Genius idea!
He could run the country like an Amazon warehouse!
And give out those portable pee bottles as campaign tschotchas.
The net savings due to ppl who would die before they are eligible for Medicaid and SS would be tremendous!
He could run the country like an Amazon warehouse!
And give out those portable pee bottles as campaign tschotchas.
The net savings due to ppl who would die before they are eligible for Medicaid and SS would be tremendous!
Then why does Trump hate him so much? Why does he let the Post publish all that liberal trash?ABC BEAR said:He has the ability to launch all democrats into space.Aliceinbubbleland said:
After listening to him at the press conference this morning I was struck by the fact this man would be an awesome President of the USA.
What if he launched all Democrats AND Republicans?Booray said:Then why does Trump hate him so much? Why does he let the Post publish all that liberal trash?ABC BEAR said:He has the ability to launch all democrats into space.Aliceinbubbleland said:
After listening to him at the press conference this morning I was struck by the fact this man would be an awesome President of the USA.
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What if he kept his Presidential vows as well as he kept his marriage vows?fubar said:What if he launched all Democrats AND Republicans?Booray said:Then why does Trump hate him so much? Why does he let the Post publish all that liberal trash?ABC BEAR said:He has the ability to launch all democrats into space.Aliceinbubbleland said:
After listening to him at the press conference this morning I was struck by the fact this man would be an awesome President of the USA.
What if he promised something to happen in two days and it happened in five?57Bear said:What if he kept his Presidential vows as well as he kept his marriage vows?fubar said:What if he launched all Democrats AND Republicans?Booray said:Then why does Trump hate him so much? Why does he let the Post publish all that liberal trash?ABC BEAR said:He has the ability to launch all democrats into space.Aliceinbubbleland said:
After listening to him at the press conference this morning I was struck by the fact this man would be an awesome President of the USA.
The post also publishes Henry Olson and Marc Thiessen, so the trash extends in both extreme directions.Booray said:Then why does Trump hate him so much? Why does he let the Post publish all that liberal trash?ABC BEAR said:He has the ability to launch all democrats into space.Aliceinbubbleland said:
After listening to him at the press conference this morning I was struck by the fact this man would be an awesome President of the USA.
Jeff Bezos has ridden both the rocket and the shark.57Bear said:What if he kept his Presidential vows as well as he kept his marriage vows?fubar said:What if he launched all Democrats AND Republicans?Booray said:Then why does Trump hate him so much? Why does he let the Post publish all that liberal trash?ABC BEAR said:He has the ability to launch all democrats into space.Aliceinbubbleland said:
After listening to him at the press conference this morning I was struck by the fact this man would be an awesome President of the USA.
So now space is for rich ppl. Who need an exit strategy once they've destroyed the planet so most of it's not habitable. A real prolife position.
what if bezos goes broke? will anyone care he spreads lies on his newspapers?
It's more likely that the US will cease to exist as a functional democracy than it is that Bezos will go broke.BornAgain said:
what if bezos goes broke? will anyone care he spreads lies on his newspapers?
Nah! He is worth $200 billion. If he gets married and divorced three more times, then he will be flat busted.J.B.Katz said:It's more likely that the US will cease to exist as a functional democracy than it is that Bezos will go broke.BornAgain said:
what if bezos goes broke? will anyone care he spreads lies on his newspapers?
George Floyd got higher than Bezos before. If Bezos wants to impress me let's see him orbit the earth a time or two and then come home safely.
Hell, that guy rode a balloon up to 24 miles and jumped out. Bezos flies to 66 miles? Big deal.
Hell, that guy rode a balloon up to 24 miles and jumped out. Bezos flies to 66 miles? Big deal.
"So often times it happens that we live our lives in chains And we never even know we have the key"
fubar said:What if he launched all Democrats AND Republicans?Booray said:Then why does Trump hate him so much? Why does he let the Post publish all that liberal trash?ABC BEAR said:He has the ability to launch all democrats into space.Aliceinbubbleland said:
After listening to him at the press conference this morning I was struck by the fact this man would be an awesome President of the USA.
You'd have to spend a LOT of time with Ted Cruz.
In fairness did you question Ronald Reagan's marriage vows?57Bear said:What if he kept his Presidential vows as well as he kept his marriage vows?fubar said:What if he launched all Democrats AND Republicans?Booray said:Then why does Trump hate him so much? Why does he let the Post publish all that liberal trash?ABC BEAR said:He has the ability to launch all democrats into space.Aliceinbubbleland said:
After listening to him at the press conference this morning I was struck by the fact this man would be an awesome President of the USA.
Bezos impressed me because he didn't do what this thread has done. Divide. He is an extremely intelligent man, relatively young and full of ideas the succeed rather than trying to tear everyone apart.
Aliceinbubbleland said:
After listening to him at the press conference this morning I was struck by the fact this man would be an awesome President of the USA.
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No need for an election. Give him a few more years and he'll be able to just buy the entire country ...Aliceinbubbleland said:
After listening to him at the press conference this morning I was struck by the fact this man would be an awesome President of the USA.
Let's face it, you'd be impressed with a 50 year career politician with no real accomplishments and signs of dementia.Aliceinbubbleland said:In fairness did you question Ronald Reagan's marriage vows?57Bear said:What if he kept his Presidential vows as well as he kept his marriage vows?fubar said:What if he launched all Democrats AND Republicans?Booray said:Then why does Trump hate him so much? Why does he let the Post publish all that liberal trash?ABC BEAR said:He has the ability to launch all democrats into space.Aliceinbubbleland said:
After listening to him at the press conference this morning I was struck by the fact this man would be an awesome President of the USA.
Bezos impressed me because he didn't do what this thread has done. Divide. He is an extremely intelligent man, relatively young and full of ideas the succeed rather than trying to tear everyone apart.
But I'm surprised that you don't seem to be bothered that Amazon pays very little in taxes compared to revenue and net profit. Seemed to be a big issue for you liberal types that you think Trump pays nothing in taxes.
The FB hate for Bezos is harsh and irrational and lacking in facts.
"Waaah, why doesn't he feed the poor?" One, it's not his job. Two, he gave $100 million to Feeding America in one year.
"Waaah, he doesn't pay his fair share of taxes." Sure he does, his salary was $88k/yr.
"Waaah, won't somebody think of the workers??" I don't see armed guards enforcing slave labor. And how many times did you click on Amazon to get your **** during the pandemic?
"Waaaah, this is proof we need wealth taxes." (That came from a Texas Lawyer FB group. Sigh.) One, taxing unrealized stock gains is stupid and closer to theft than most taxes. Two, can I tax your stock holdings?
And my favorite:
"Waaah, think of all the good things we could do if he paid his fair share of taxes." WTAF. Eavesdrop on more citizens? Build higher walls? Blow up more foreign wedding parties? Build some more foreign bases? Guarantee more federal student loans? FML.
“Life, liberty, and property do not exist because men have made laws. On the contrary, it was the fact that life, liberty, and property existed beforehand that caused men to make laws in the first place.” (The Law, p.6) Frederic Bastiat
No bones with Bezos here. I don't want him and his ***** shaped rocket as POTUS tho.
Blue Organ.
“Life, liberty, and property do not exist because men have made laws. On the contrary, it was the fact that life, liberty, and property existed beforehand that caused men to make laws in the first place.” (The Law, p.6) Frederic Bastiat
What was his ship called? The USS Wanker?
quash said:
Blue Organ.
Best yet.
Why am I not surprised you do not recognize satire?riflebear said:Aliceinbubbleland said:
After listening to him at the press conference this morning I was struck by the fact this man would be an awesome President of the USA.
Username checks out
In fairness, Jane Wyman had been divorced twice when they married. She filed for divorce after the death of their prematurely born daughter, Christine, on June 26, 1947.Aliceinbubbleland said:In fairness did you question Ronald Reagan's marriage vows?57Bear said:What if he kept his Presidential vows as well as he kept his marriage vows?fubar said:What if he launched all Democrats AND Republicans?Booray said:Then why does Trump hate him so much? Why does he let the Post publish all that liberal trash?ABC BEAR said:He has the ability to launch all democrats into space.Aliceinbubbleland said:
After listening to him at the press conference this morning I was struck by the fact this man would be an awesome President of the USA.
Bezos impressed me because he didn't do what this thread has done. Divide. He is an extremely intelligent man, relatively young and full of ideas the succeed rather than trying to tear everyone apart.
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2026: the company that owns Whole Foods and Lord of the Rings is experiencing setbacks with its space program https://t.co/17ExICp924
The bar is very low, so he would be very successful.
I know. Our last president was brain dead
If he isn't a liberal clown, sign me up!
As one might assume no one is perfect and there are always critics. Anyone know if any of the following is true or false?
The primary criticisms leveled against Jeff Bezos stem from his immense wealth accumulation amidst reports of poor working conditions and aggressive corporate practices at Amazon. Major negatives frequently cited in research and public discourse include:
Labor Exploitation & Poor Working Conditions: Critics point to intense, highly-monitored warehouse quotas and physically demanding environments. Union organizers and activists have widely protested Amazon's workplace safety records and its aggressive tactics to prevent warehouse workers from unionizing.
Wealth Disparity: Bezos's vast fortune has drawn heavy scrutiny, particularly when contrasted with the wages of frontline workers. During high-profile events, such as his Blue Origin spaceflight, his public thanks to Amazon employees for "paying for it" sparked severe backlash from critics who cited low wages and a lack of health benefits.
Monopolistic & Anti-Competitive Practices: Research and antitrust lawsuits highlight concerns that Amazon operates as a dominant e-commerce monopoly, leveraging its size to squeeze small businesses, dictate market prices, and undercut competing retailers.
Tax Avoidance Claims: Scrutiny surrounds the gap between his massive wealth accumulation and his effective personal tax rate, with critics and advocacy groups arguing he and his corporation should pay a larger share of taxes to support public infrastructure.
Leadership & Influence: Recent controversiessuch as his involvement as a lead sponsor at the 2026 Met Gala and the editorial decisions at The Washington Post (which he owns), like pausing presidential endorsementshave drawn criticism regarding his use of influence, cultural legitimacy, and media stewardship.
The primary criticisms leveled against Jeff Bezos stem from his immense wealth accumulation amidst reports of poor working conditions and aggressive corporate practices at Amazon. Major negatives frequently cited in research and public discourse include:
Labor Exploitation & Poor Working Conditions: Critics point to intense, highly-monitored warehouse quotas and physically demanding environments. Union organizers and activists have widely protested Amazon's workplace safety records and its aggressive tactics to prevent warehouse workers from unionizing.
Wealth Disparity: Bezos's vast fortune has drawn heavy scrutiny, particularly when contrasted with the wages of frontline workers. During high-profile events, such as his Blue Origin spaceflight, his public thanks to Amazon employees for "paying for it" sparked severe backlash from critics who cited low wages and a lack of health benefits.
Monopolistic & Anti-Competitive Practices: Research and antitrust lawsuits highlight concerns that Amazon operates as a dominant e-commerce monopoly, leveraging its size to squeeze small businesses, dictate market prices, and undercut competing retailers.
Tax Avoidance Claims: Scrutiny surrounds the gap between his massive wealth accumulation and his effective personal tax rate, with critics and advocacy groups arguing he and his corporation should pay a larger share of taxes to support public infrastructure.
Leadership & Influence: Recent controversiessuch as his involvement as a lead sponsor at the 2026 Met Gala and the editorial decisions at The Washington Post (which he owns), like pausing presidential endorsementshave drawn criticism regarding his use of influence, cultural legitimacy, and media stewardship.
It's hilarious that Bezos was a regressive darling until he was cured of TDS and then became a villain.
Regressives have zero principles.
Regressives have zero principles.
He's a millionaire/billionaire
That's an automatic no from the libs. They want your fruits of your labor at their work ethic
That's an automatic no from the libs. They want your fruits of your labor at their work ethic
Danielsjackson114 said:
He's a millionaire/billionaire
That's an automatic no from the libs. They want your fruits of your labor at their work ethic
Incorrect.
George Soros.
They do not hate billionaires. They hate billionaires that do not have TDS.
Oh yeah,
No billionaires until they fund their left wing terrorism
You right
No billionaires until they fund their left wing terrorism
You right
Aliceinbubbleland said:
After listening to him at the press conference this morning I was struck by the fact this man would be an awesome President of the USA.
No.