Of course SNL won't do anything like this as they are only doing political stuff. Anyway, here is what they should do....

Have a Valentine's skit where a dude is going to dinner with his lady for Valentines. Prior to dinner, he is picking his clothes and looks for a red shirt. To his dismay he really doesn't see much in the way of red shirts in his closet. In fact, the only red shirt he has is mostly red, with some white, but has Santa on the front of it. He doesn't really like that, but it is the only red shirt he has. So....he puts in on. He figures they will be sitting at a table and most won't notice. When his date sees this, she looks confused and kind of asks why but then drops it. They get to the restaurant and they are taken to their table on a path right down the middle of the restaurant and EVERYONE see it. He hears "Santa" whispered from multiple locations in the restaurant and all eyes are on him. He turns as red as the shirt and so he then rushes to his table to try to quell the fascination with his shirt. But when he reaches the table, the opposite happened and all eyes are still on him. He then just smiles and throws up his hands.

You like this skit idea?

1, cut a hole in a box
2, put your junk in that box
3, make her open the box

Wow - dead even tie out to twenty significant digits…

- KEB

ps - yes, digits.

Keep you day job

consider livestock.

- KKM

{ sipping coffee }

{ eating organic whole grain toast w/ organic butter topped w/ organic honey while breathing in organic oxygen }

Try almond milk with your cheerios

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