The best doctors in the country gathered at the Surgeons of Excellence Conference in Las Vegas. There were three finalists for the Surgeon of the Year Grand Prize. Narrowed to the top three.
The first doctor interviewed said " My patient was in a motorcycle accident and his leg was completely severed. I reattached it and my patient is now a world class sprinter that should qualify for the next Olympics. Surely that makes me the best surgeon.
Doctor #2 said, "My patient lost his right arm in a horrific auto accident. I repaired his right arm and he is one of the best pitchers in Major League Baseball. Is projected to win the Cy Young Award. Surely that makes me the best surgeon in the land.
Doctor #3 laughs and says " That is nothing. My patient wandered into a field with a tractor and a shredder. He got his head caught in the shredder and his brains were ground up to the consistency of ground beef. His handlers scooped up his brains, blood, cow patties, and some dirt in a garbage bag. I scooped the contents up and implanted them into his skull and sewed it closed. He is currently your President of the United States. "
Surgeon #3 is easily the best surgeon in the land.
The first doctor interviewed said " My patient was in a motorcycle accident and his leg was completely severed. I reattached it and my patient is now a world class sprinter that should qualify for the next Olympics. Surely that makes me the best surgeon.
Doctor #2 said, "My patient lost his right arm in a horrific auto accident. I repaired his right arm and he is one of the best pitchers in Major League Baseball. Is projected to win the Cy Young Award. Surely that makes me the best surgeon in the land.
Doctor #3 laughs and says " That is nothing. My patient wandered into a field with a tractor and a shredder. He got his head caught in the shredder and his brains were ground up to the consistency of ground beef. His handlers scooped up his brains, blood, cow patties, and some dirt in a garbage bag. I scooped the contents up and implanted them into his skull and sewed it closed. He is currently your President of the United States. "
Surgeon #3 is easily the best surgeon in the land.
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-- Barack Obama