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Oldbear83
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9:38a, 12/5/23
I was reminded by a friend today that Protons have Mass.

I did not even know they were Catholic.
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4:12p, 12/5/23
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

Give up?

A doberman.
"Never underestimate Joe's ability to **** things up!"

-- Barack Obama
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9:14p, 12/7/23
I used to be a People Person.


People ruined it for me.
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12:10p, 12/10/23
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.
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4:38p, 12/10/23
The Baptist bus driver got confused and arrived at a Catholic church.


It was mass confusion..
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5:58p, 12/10/23
(Steven Wright tribute)

Why is the Alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
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9:00p, 12/10/23
"My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already."

- Milton Berle
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8:47a, 12/11/23
I was really surprised when I learned that the stationery store had relocated.
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1:37p, 12/11/23
What do you call an Arab terrorist who lives on a ranch with his 3 sons?

Osama bin Cartright.
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10:47a, 1/9/24
I could contribute, but I'd only be stealing from this guy

Logan Lisle - Dad Jokes

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3:05p, 1/9/24
An Aggie walks into the drug store and proceeds to the counter with a box of rubbers. The cashier says that will be $5.95 plus tax. The Aggie then looks puzzled and says tacks? I thought you just slip them on.
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6:23a, 1/13/24
What's brown and sticky?








































a stick.
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