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Oldbear83
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9:38a, 12/5/23
I was reminded by a friend today that Protons have Mass.

I did not even know they were Catholic.
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4:12p, 12/5/23
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

Give up?

A doberman.
"Never underestimate Joe's ability to **** things up!"

-- Barack Obama
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9:14p, 12/7/23
I used to be a People Person.


People ruined it for me.
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12:10p, 12/10/23
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.
“Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment.”

–Horace


“Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’ “
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4:38p, 12/10/23
The Baptist bus driver got confused and arrived at a Catholic church.


It was mass confusion..
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5:58p, 12/10/23
(Steven Wright tribute)

Why is the Alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
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9:00p, 12/10/23
"My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already."

- Milton Berle
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8:47a, 12/11/23
I was really surprised when I learned that the stationery store had relocated.
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1:37p, 12/11/23
What do you call an Arab terrorist who lives on a ranch with his 3 sons?

Osama bin Cartright.
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10:47a, 1/9/24
I could contribute, but I'd only be stealing from this guy

Logan Lisle - Dad Jokes

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3:05p, 1/9/24
An Aggie walks into the drug store and proceeds to the counter with a box of rubbers. The cashier says that will be $5.95 plus tax. The Aggie then looks puzzled and says tacks? I thought you just slip them on.
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6:23a, 1/13/24
What's brown and sticky?








































a stick.
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