https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5961504/*****-festival-japan-steel-phallus-shinto-kanamara-matsuri/

No thanks. Hard pass on that one!

Mst said:

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No thanks. Hard pass on that one!

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You limp on the dingle festival?

tommie said:

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Mst said:

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No thanks. Hard pass on that one!

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You limp on the dingle festival?

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Yeah. It's not hard at all to see that festival would not provide me with any excitement or stimulation.

Turkey Testicle Festival is more in my ballpark.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2237423/Turkey-Testicle-Festival-Hundreds-dig-deep-fried-testicles-30th-annual-Thanksgiving-event-Illinois.html



SIMPLE RECIPE FOR BUTTERFLIED DEEP-FRIED TURKEY TESTICLES
Ingredients:
3lbs of fresh turkey testicles
1lb of flour
Salt & pepper to taste

Directions:
Heat fryer to 350-degrees
Rinse testicles under cold water and pat dry using a paper towel
Make lengthwise slits in sides, nearly cutting them in half but not all the way through to allow them to split like a butterfly
Cover them in the seasoned flour and fry immediatelyto golden brown
With a platter and paper towel ready, remove and allow them to drain
Serve with your favorite sauce

Note:
Turkey testicles are found on the inside of the bird, near its liver