https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2018/04/24/uranus-has-a-familiar-odor-scientists-say-and-earthlings-wouldnt-like-it/

I'd have written this differently.

"If an unfortunate human were ever to descend through Uranus's clouds, they would be met with very unpleasant and odiferous conditions," Patrick Irwin, a physicist at the University of Oxford who led the study, said in a statement.

I'd have said "if am unsuspecting mother****er came up on your ass, he realize it smells like ****"