Being from Texas, I laughed out loud at this. Had to share.

In east Texas I feel like our two seasons are hot and wet and hot and dry.

As opposed to West Texas, where we have a hot dry season followed by a hotter dry season.

To me, it's always been a mindset.

I live in Texas. I have no right to complain about the heat in July and August. I knew that going in. I could live anywhere, but chose here.

However, I feel like I've fulfilled my contractual obligation by the 2nd week of September. I'm not expecting wintry mix or anything, but after my birthday (Sept 10 - keep that in mind), it's a violation of decency standards for the weather to push much into the 90's.

Kind of the opposite in Minnesota. Snow in November/December/January is expected. That's on me. I shouldn't have to put on boots and a parka to get groceries in April, though. That's firmly out of bounds.

Now, having laid out the terms, where to I petition for redress of my grievances?

Contact this guy...

We have two seasons, summer and cold fronts. My friends up north tell me they also have two, winter and orange cones.