ABCDE
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Last: 5 yr ago by No Longer Gold
1) That was a jerk move by the Southwest ticket agent.
2) When you name your child "Abcde", you are setting your child up for comments, questions, and official verifications the rest of her life.
2) When you name your child "Abcde", you are setting your child up for comments, questions, and official verifications the rest of her life.
ABCDE - pronounced "Ab-city"
Holy ****, *** is wrong with these parents???!!!
Holy ****, *** is wrong with these parents???!!!
Reminiscent of the old joke of the woman who came up with the name for her baby as she was being wheeled down the hall into the delivery room. The name came to her in a vision as if it was emblazoned on the wall in large red letters.
She named her baby "Nosmo King".
She named her baby "Nosmo King".
Or Mrs. Brown who was ecstatic that the people in the hospital nursery named her little girl for her...they put a sticker on her little rolling baby bed that said "FeMale Brown"...
- KEB
- KEB
tommie said:
https://abc13.com/travel/southwest-gate-agent-mocks-5-year-old-girls-name-online/4784808/
Or the lady that worked at Winn-Dixie who named her twins Orangello and Lemongello.
Her brother Dafuq was fortunate to have not been on the flight.
90sBear said:
1) That was a jerk move by the Southwest ticket agent.
2) When you name your child "Abcde", you are setting your child up for comments, questions, and official verifications the rest of her life.
Jerk move. Bad name. That will be the name of my band.
PartyBear said:
Her brother Dafuq was fortunate to have not been on the flight.
Highly underrated post. Slow clap to you.
ABC is taken
How about La-a ( pronounced La Dasha)? Kid in waco has this name.
Also, there is a Pajamas...
Also, there is a Pajamas...
It will be fun if later in life she hooks up with ODB Jr
Mom: "We pronounce it ab-city, get it?"tommie said:
https://abc13.com/travel/southwest-gate-agent-mocks-5-year-old-girls-name-online/4784808/
Literally, everyone: "uh....., no."
Y'all come back, Y'hear!
In no possible way is the pronunciation your provided allowable by the rules of the English language.Gruvin said:
How about La-a ( pronounced La Dasha)? Kid in waco has this name.
Also, there is a Pajamas...
When I was a resident in Birmingham, we had a little girl delivered that was named JKMNO pronounced "Noel" as in NO-L. You can't make this stuff up.
My pronouns are Deez/Dem.
My wife's friend who is a nurse once met a lady in the hospital that named her newborn baby girl Placenta. She said she heard the doctors and nurses using the word and thought it would make a pretty name.Gold Tron said:
When I was a resident in Birmingham, we had a little girl delivered that was named JKMNO pronounced "Noel" as in NO-L. You can't make this stuff up.
"Never underestimate Joe's ability to **** things up!"
-- Barack Obama
-- Barack Obama
That kid is probably a hot mess.RD2WINAGNBEAR86 said:My wife's friend who is a nurse once met a lady in the hospital that named her newborn baby girl Placenta. She said she heard the doctors and nurses using the word and thought it would make a pretty name.Gold Tron said:
When I was a resident in Birmingham, we had a little girl delivered that was named JKMNO pronounced "Noel" as in NO-L. You can't make this stuff up.
RD2WINAGNBEAR86 said:My wife's friend who is a nurse once met a lady in the hospital that named her newborn baby girl Placenta. She said she heard the doctors and nurses using the word and thought it would make a pretty name.Gold Tron said:
When I was a resident in Birmingham, we had a little girl delivered that was named JKMNO pronounced "Noel" as in NO-L. You can't make this stuff up.
A doctor friend told a similar story with the name Meconium
Just FYI from wiki:
Meconium is the earliest stool of a mammalian infant. Unlike later feces, meconium is composed of materials ingested during the time the infant spends in the uterus: intestinal epithelial cells, lanugo, mucus, amniotic fluid, bile, and water. Meconium, unlike later feces, is viscous and sticky like tar, its color usually being a very dark olive green
Good Lord what is happening here?
Another one of my favorites...
A nurse that I know asked if she could help the mother with (this is the child's name) Shadynasty. The mom screams back at the nurse " *****, it's Sha'dynasty you forgot the top comma!"
A nurse that I know asked if she could help the mother with (this is the child's name) Shadynasty. The mom screams back at the nurse " *****, it's Sha'dynasty you forgot the top comma!"
My pronouns are Deez/Dem.
My aunt and uncle have a neighbor named Allegra Dee.
Siblings are Robitussin DM and Mucinex, I presume?
her momma's own words "the dash don't be silent"...coldhardtruth said:In no possible way is the pronunciation your provided allowable by the rules of the English language.Gruvin said:
How about La-a ( pronounced La Dasha)? Kid in waco has this name.
Also, there is a Pajamas...
I'm going to name my child - Lil' Jordan ABCDE Bauer.
Don't forget the classics.
Hugh Jazz, Ivanna Tinkle, and Eileen Wright.
Hugh Jazz, Ivanna Tinkle, and Eileen Wright.
Y'all come back, Y'hear!
I had a patient when I was a resident named "Shi-theed" spelled ****head. I wish I were joking...
This place is toxic. Unsubscribing
-Bono/Chitwood/Norman Dale/Sunny Ortiz/John Galt/and soon to be The Toxic Avenger
-Bono/Chitwood/Norman Dale/Sunny Ortiz/John Galt/and soon to be The Toxic Avenger
I'm with you on that one - can't stop calling that dude Lil'Humpy Jordan...Jack Bauer said:
I'm going to name my child - Lil' Jordan ABCDE Bauer.
- KEB
Y'all ready for this? Apparently, other people have that name.
When I get off this call, I'm gonna go down to the gym and do the work in Ab City.
When I get off this call, I'm gonna go down to the gym and do the work in Ab City.
I was shocked when I passed this story on to my wife she swears she has seen it before working in the ER.tommie said:
Y'all ready for this? Apparently, other people have that name.
When I get off this call, I'm gonna go down to the gym and do the work in Ab City.
Got a family here that named their two boys Famous and Legend. I'm not kidding either.tommie said:90sBear said:
1) That was a jerk move by the Southwest ticket agent.
2) When you name your child "Abcde", you are setting your child up for comments, questions, and official verifications the rest of her life.
Jerk move. Bad name. That will be the name of my band.
So far, neither one is Famous or a Legend.
Went to school with a girl named Shanda Lear. What are some parents thinking?
And the kid that was named "8 1/4"....... his parents couldn't decide on the name so they put their favorites in a hat... and that's what they pulled out.
Look I get it that this is a strange name to give to your child, but there's no reason to burn this mother in EFGHI
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