Reminds me of one of my favorite lawyer jokes.
A disheveled man enters a bar that is known for being frequented by executives and attorneys. After a few beers, he shouts at the top of his lungs "LAWYERS SUCK!" Everyone pauses from their social interaction for a second but basically ignore the man. About five minutes later, the man screams "I HATE ALL LAWYERS!" Once again, there was brief silence but everyone once again goes back to their conversations. Being the last straw, the man jumps on top of the bar and shouts "ALL LAWYERS ARE A S S H O L E S!!!" At this point, a well dressed man walks up to the man and says "Sir, your comments are very insulting to me. I wish you would cease and desist." The drunk man then responds, "So who the Hell are you, a damn lawyer?" The well dressed man then says, "No, I'm an A S S H O L E."
"Never underestimate Joe's ability to **** things up!"
-- Barack Obama