Here is where you post your questionable jokes. I'll start.
I wish my lawn was 'emo'.
That way it would cut itself.
I wish my lawn was 'emo'.
That way it would cut itself.
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How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb?
I have no idea but I can tell you it's not six because it's still dark in my basement.
I have no idea but I can tell you it's not six because it's still dark in my basement.
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, you got to hand it to her.
Well, you got to hand it to her.
Highly disapointed this thread didn't get more traction.
got fired from my job at the bank today...
An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her!
An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her!
How many gay guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
one, but it takes the entire er to get it back out .
one, but it takes the entire er to get it back out .
A Catholic priest and a rabbi see a little boy crossing the street. The priest says, "let's screw him". The rabbi says, "out of what"?
What do princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
Their last big hit was the wall.
How do you tell Japanese people from other Asians?
(With a Geiger counter).
Don't give me grief, I had relatives at Iwo Jima, I don't give a f---.
(With a Geiger counter).
Don't give me grief, I had relatives at Iwo Jima, I don't give a f---.
Oh and this.
Do you know why it's so difficult to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you've got to drop the bomb on her twice to get the point across.
Do you know why it's so difficult to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you've got to drop the bomb on her twice to get the point across.
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.
A rip off.
What's does Donald Trump's hair and a thong have in common?
They both barely cover the @sshole.
They both barely cover the @sshole.
What is the difference between a blue-eyed Aggie and a brown-eyed Aggie?
Give up?????????
The blue-eyed Aggie is a quart low.
Give up?????????
The blue-eyed Aggie is a quart low.
"Never underestimate Joe's ability to **** things up!"
-- Barack Obama
-- Barack Obama
Someone created a website for orphans. It doesn't have a homepage.
Two hunters are in the woods when one of them collapses.
His hunting buddy immediately calls 911. "My friend isn't breathing," he shouts into the phone. "What should I do?"
"Relax," the operator tells him. "I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There's silence, and then a gunshot.
The guy gets back on the phone and says, "OK, now what?"
His hunting buddy immediately calls 911. "My friend isn't breathing," he shouts into the phone. "What should I do?"
"Relax," the operator tells him. "I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There's silence, and then a gunshot.
The guy gets back on the phone and says, "OK, now what?"
Mama, Mama, I am tired of going in circles!
**** up or I will nail your other foot to the floor!
**** up or I will nail your other foot to the floor!
Shut gets x'd out ????
You didn't use a u.Fat Daddy said:
Shut gets x'd out ????
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