Jared Lorenzen Dead (38)

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Mitch Blood Green
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He'd gotten over 500 pounds.

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BellCountyBear
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Probably require more than 6 pallbearers.
fubar
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RIP Round Mound of Touchdown.

500 lbs? That's a LOT of Arby's.
william
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just shy of 36 stone.

- BUmma



It’s method on the edge of madness
It’s a balance on the edge of a knife
It’s a smile on the edge of sadness
It’s a dance on the edge of life

Endlessly rocking.....
kenjily
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tommie said:

He'd gotten over 500 pounds.

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RIP Round Mound of Touchdown.
Grumpy
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He was fun to watch at KY. I will never forget how exhausted he was but still giving it his all in the 5-overtimes loss against Arkansas.
PartyBear
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Wasn't that against LSU or am I thinking another game?
william
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he ran into the JC at the Arby's in Heaven!

He gave him a tour of the kitchen. Then JL spied the vat of warming melted cheddar cheese.

JL: 'Is that .... { pausing - agape in wonder }'

JC: 'Yep. The Holy Pail.'

JL: 'Can I..... { suddenly speechless }'

JL grabs vat and downs the whole dadgummed thang........... wipes mouth on sleeve.

JC: 'A man's gullet must exceed his mullet, else what's a heaven for.........'

D!
It’s method on the edge of madness
It’s a balance on the edge of a knife
It’s a smile on the edge of sadness
It’s a dance on the edge of life

Endlessly rocking.....
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