LIB,MR BEARS said:

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SMack said:

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I'm hoping to be the first in my manufactured housing community to have a bidet.

Stay tuned.

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If you can go with the bidet, do it. I don't have that kind of money so I'm trying to improvise. If you are trying to improvise as well, learn from my mistakes. AN IMPACT SPRINKLER MOUNTED IN THE BOWL CAUSES MORE PROBLEMS THAN IT FIXES.

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That's why I'm going with a pressure washer. The biggest problem is having to pull-start the engine -- it's hard to do while sitting, so you have to remember to do it beforehand.

Also, the exhaust is a problem.

SMack said:

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LIB,MR BEARS said:

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SMack said:

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I'm hoping to be the first in my manufactured housing community to have a bidet.

Stay tuned.

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If you can go with the bidet, do it. I don't have that kind of money so I'm trying to improvise. If you are trying to improvise as well, learn from my mistakes. AN IMPACT SPRINKLER MOUNTED IN THE BOWL CAUSES MORE PROBLEMS THAN IT FIXES.

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That's why I'm going with a pressure washer. The biggest problem is having to pull-start the engine -- it's hard to do while sitting, so you have to remember to do it beforehand.

Also, the exhaust is a problem.

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good point on starting it before starting ..it.

SMack said:

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I'm hoping to be the first in my manufactured housing community to have a bidet.

Stay tuned.

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you mean the garden hose? I just snake mine in thru the bathroom window.

PA.

- UL

... and, as always, TIA.

BID.

{ eating large take out pizza }

LIB,MR BEARS said:

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william said:

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SMack said:

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I'm hoping to be the first in my manufactured housing community to have a bidet.

Stay tuned.

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you mean the garden hose? I just snake mine in thru the bathroom window.

PA.

- UL

... and, as always, TIA.

BID.

{ eating large take out pizza }

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i thought that sounded like a great idea so I gave it a shot. One again, learn from my mIstakes please. It was hot and sunny down here today and that garden hose transfers a tremendous amount of heat to the water. This is much worse than burning the roof of your mouth with hot cheese on a pizza. Here's to hoping your bathroom is on the shady side of the double-wide.

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Did you turn the water on outside then run in, or does it require someone outside to turn in the faucet on your command?

Aside from that issue, it seems like an elegant solution.

SMack said:

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LIB,MR BEARS said:

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william said:

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SMack said:

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I'm hoping to be the first in my manufactured housing community to have a bidet.

Stay tuned.

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you mean the garden hose? I just snake mine in thru the bathroom window.

PA.

- UL

... and, as always, TIA.

BID.

{ eating large take out pizza }

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i thought that sounded like a great idea so I gave it a shot. One again, learn from my mIstakes please. It was hot and sunny down here today and that garden hose transfers a tremendous amount of heat to the water. This is much worse than burning the roof of your mouth with hot cheese on a pizza. Here's to hoping your bathroom is on the shady side of the double-wide.

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Did you turn the water on outside then run in, or does it require someone outside to turn in the faucet on your command?

Aside from that issue, it seems like an elegant solution.

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adjustable brass nozzle that shuts off. I had about 6-8' of hose in the shade and then...WOW!

Jokerman said:

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Y'all be overthinking this...

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I like this idea but, will feel better once the blindfold is in use.

LIB,MR BEARS said:

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SMack said:

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LIB,MR BEARS said:

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william said:

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SMack said:

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I'm hoping to be the first in my manufactured housing community to have a bidet.

Stay tuned.

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you mean the garden hose? I just snake mine in thru the bathroom window.

PA.

- UL

... and, as always, TIA.

BID.

{ eating large take out pizza }

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i thought that sounded like a great idea so I gave it a shot. One again, learn from my mIstakes please. It was hot and sunny down here today and that garden hose transfers a tremendous amount of heat to the water. This is much worse than burning the roof of your mouth with hot cheese on a pizza. Here's to hoping your bathroom is on the shady side of the double-wide.

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Did you turn the water on outside then run in, or does it require someone outside to turn in the faucet on your command?

Aside from that issue, it seems like an elegant solution.

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adjustable brass nozzle that shuts off. I had about 6-8' of hose in the shade and then...WOW!

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I'm more worried about the opposite effect when it's cold outside.

SMack said:

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LIB,MR BEARS said:

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SMack said:

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LIB,MR BEARS said:

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william said:

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SMack said:

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I'm hoping to be the first in my manufactured housing community to have a bidet.

Stay tuned.

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you mean the garden hose? I just snake mine in thru the bathroom window.

PA.

- UL

... and, as always, TIA.

BID.

{ eating large take out pizza }

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i thought that sounded like a great idea so I gave it a shot. One again, learn from my mIstakes please. It was hot and sunny down here today and that garden hose transfers a tremendous amount of heat to the water. This is much worse than burning the roof of your mouth with hot cheese on a pizza. Here's to hoping your bathroom is on the shady side of the double-wide.

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Did you turn the water on outside then run in, or does it require someone outside to turn in the faucet on your command?

Aside from that issue, it seems like an elegant solution.

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adjustable brass nozzle that shuts off. I had about 6-8' of hose in the shade and then...WOW!

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I'm more worried about the opposite effect when it's cold outside.

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I feel ya. Well, I understand anyway.

Prayers n' thoughts...

SMack said:

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LIB,MR BEARS said:

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Here's to hoping your bathroom is on the shady side of the double-wide.

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Speaking of elitist!

I can only dream of having a double wide!

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we got the mrs's on disability now. Education really pays off. She educated herself on the symptoms of different soft-tissue injuries and now she pays off like a pair of loaded dice. There's no way I could do a double wide making what I make pumping septic tanks. Although, there's an occasional bonus in it. You'd be surprised the number of wedding rings that get flushed!

LIB,MR BEARS said:

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SMack said:

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LIB,MR BEARS said:

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Here's to hoping your bathroom is on the shady side of the double-wide.

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Speaking of elitist!

I can only dream of having a double wide!

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we got the mrs's on disability now. Education really pays off. She educated herself on the symptoms of different soft-tissue injuries and now she pays off like a pair of loaded dice. There's no way I could do a double wide making what I make pumping septic tanks. Although, there's an occasional bonus in it. You'd be surprised the number of wedding rings that get flushed!

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Privilege alert!

SOFT-tissue injuries?!

Dang...

Jokerman said:

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LIB,MR BEARS said:

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SMack said:

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LIB,MR BEARS said:

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Here's to hoping your bathroom is on the shady side of the double-wide.

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Speaking of elitist!

I can only dream of having a double wide!

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we got the mrs's on disability now. Education really pays off. She educated herself on the symptoms of different soft-tissue injuries and now she pays off like a pair of loaded dice. There's no way I could do a double wide making what I make pumping septic tanks. Although, there's an occasional bonus in it. You'd be surprised the number of wedding rings that get flushed!

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Privilege alert!

SOFT-tissue injuries?!

Dang...

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...said the guy with the Ritz Crackers.

Cretin!
The LOT of you!

Jokerman said:

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Cretin!
The LOT of you!

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You!

OUT OF THE POOL!

fubar said:

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Jokerman said:

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Cretin!
The LOT of you!

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You!

OUT OF THE POOL!

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its not really a pool. It's an old septic tank we had to replace when the customer added on a room. We hosed it out and set it in the yard. It's really nice once you get used to the algae.

fubar said:

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Jokerman said:

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Cretin!
The LOT of you!

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You!

OUT OF THE POOL!

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Pro ecclesia
Pro Texana
*sheesh*
*sigh*

LIB,MR BEARS said:

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we got the mrs's on disability now. Education really pays off. She educated herself on the symptoms of different soft-tissue injuries and now she pays off like a pair of loaded dice. There's no way I could do a double wide making what I make pumping septic tanks. Although, there's an occasional bonus in it. You'd be surprised the number of wedding rings that get flushed!

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Saw a pump truck the other day with the motto, "We're number one in a number two business."

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Mmmmmmm... gimme some o dat!

william said:

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{ eating large take out pizza }

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dude's got the right idea.....

He ain't gotta look at me like that.

Jokerman said:

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He ain't gotta look at me like that.

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he is and will do so whilst eating YOUR pizza.

rock on ravenous rodent.

#chutzpah

- KKM

{ eating apple }

{ sipping organic OJ with some pulp }

Just for that, Pizza Night is canceled for the foreseeable future. It will heretofore be replaced by the Rice Pilaf Festival!

balderdash........

Whilst?

Are we supposed to be speaking British here?

I can speak King James, but only while praying.

william said:

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balderdash........

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#Privilege

SMack said:

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Whilst?

Are we supposed to be speaking British here?

I can speak King James, but only while praying.

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#Privilege