Coronavirus Pick-up Lines

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10:41a, 4/4/20

I'll go first:

"Hey Baby, you wanna go to my place? I've got toilet paper."

"Hey Baby. You wanna break the 6' social distancing rule?"

"Never underestimate Joe's ability to **** things up!"

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2:46p, 4/5/20

Are you shoplifting a toilet paper roll or are you just glad to see me?

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2:47p, 4/5/20

No really, I'm smiling!

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4:45p, 4/5/20

Are you coronavirus, because you are all I am masking for.

Are you coronavirus, because you took my breath away.

Are you the novel coronavirus? Because your smile is contagious.

Babe, I promise I won't touch your face with my unwashed hands. Because I got better things to touch you with.

Do you have the Coronavirus, because I can't stop looking achoo.

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4:47p, 4/5/20

If the Coronavirus doesn't take you out, can I?

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In reply to Michibear • 4:50p, 4/5/20

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