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DAD JOKES!!!

Submitting them one at a time is fine

Yes, I know, the entire thread will be an oxymoron.

I expect big things from some of you

Well, I mean, for starters there's the bedrock of all Dad jokes:

"Dad, I'm hungry!"

"Hello, hungry! I'm Dad!"

Never fails to slay!

The greatest of all visual dad jokes

Always test the stud finder on yourself

Two cowboys were walking through the desert. There horses had already died due to the heat and they are near death from starvation.

One looks up and sees a tree with bacon on it.
Look! It's a bacon tree!! He runs towards it with his last bit of strength. Suddenly, shots ring out and the cowboy hits the ground, mortally wounded. With his last breath he yells to his friend















Take cover! It's a ham bush

Pull my finger ....

What's the difference between the people in Dubai and the people in Abu Dhabi?

The people in Dubai don't like The Flintstones.

The people in Abu Dhabi Dooooo!

(It helps if you say it out loud.)