Country roads, take me home
To a place where no bears roam
They came to Waco, and left in sorrow
No couches to burn, no shine tomorrow

Almost Hell
Halloween night
One last golden nail
In the 2019 coffin
That smells of
Cheap booze
And accelerant

roses are red
dale steele has hives
cus' east carolina
is 3 and 5.

- the bard

go bears!

beat the 'neers!!

A Growloween haiku: BAYLOR BEARS Baylor Bears make holes Where mountaineers bodies were whole. And gridiron reddens.

Visitors from the east with no shoes on their feet
Travel to Waco for a little trick or treat
Halloween night on ESPN
The Baylor Bears pick up a big win

mountaineers bleed red
west virginia wears blue
soon they will be dead
do you believe its true

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
The couches are safe
'cause we'll beat WVU

A hillbilly passed
His friend a note
His guess for bears is
"AteinOh"

There once was a Mountaineer/Who drank a lot of beer/He saw Baylor play/Blew WVU away/And now he cries many a tear.

There once was a team from Town Morgan
who visited Texas one night
While missing some chompers they watch Baylor rompers
run over the field with delight
Their fans, who were shoeless, and most of them clueless
Cried "why does their green so contrast?"
The answer came over from Grayson Grundhoefer
"Cool uniforms are in the past".
The game finally ended with Mountaineers winded
the Baylor win was so sublime
In Houston you hear Mr. Holgorsen clear
"Man I certainly left just in time!".