We've gone back in time and you're writing the monologue for Johnny Carson. This joke needs several options for a punch line. Go

Johnny: The ESPN+ broadcast of Baylor at Texas State was so bad...

Audience: How bad was it?

Johnny: It was so bad that (fill in the blank)

... that they've consulted with paranormal investigators and Sasquatch hunters on how to better capture the action next year.

Live bobcat mascot cam seemed like a good idea at the time.

Game stats credit the pick six on the Invisible Man.

Watching that game, I felt John at a truck stop. I paid for that toothless ****ing.

Camera crew was no call no show. They were last seen floating the River with lots of alcohol. A few fans volunteered to hold a camera.

The Texas Legislature was so embarrassed that they called a special session and unanimously voted to ban Texas State from using "Texas" in their name.

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coldhardtruth said:

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It won an award for best avant garde film at the German film festival.

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LOL

Somehow the cameras were able to catch several fat male students flashing their nips but not the actual game.

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