Picking the lesser of two evils...guns up, go tek!
But if he leads OreSt to the championship, BTracy may get so irate that she explodes, sending chunks of silicone raining down over the Pacific Northwest like whale blubber.txrangers said:
hate to root for SECEED but this will not make me pull for Oregon State..
https://www.si.com/mlb/2018/06/06/luke-heimlich-undrafted-oregon-state-pitcher-convicted-child-molester