Marco Rubio > Chuck Norris

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LIB,MR BEARS
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Marco Rubio doesn't flush in sh*t hole countries. He scares the sh*t out of it.

When Marco Rubio was born, he drove his mom home from the hospital.

When Marco Rubio slices onions, the migrant pickers cry.

When Marco Rubio was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A-plus for turning in a page with only his name at the top.

Marco Rubio doesn't wear a watch. He simply decides what time it is.

Marco Rubio doesn't fill out online forms because he doesn't submit.
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LIB,MR BEARS said:

Marco Rubio doesn't flush in sh*t hole countries. He scares the sh*t out of it.

When Marco Rubio was born, he drove his mom home from the hospital.

When Marco Rubio slices onions, the migrant pickers cry.

When Marco Rubio was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A-plus for turning in a page with only his name at the top.

Marco Rubio doesn't wear a watch. He simply decides what time it is.

Marco Rubio doesn't fill out online forms because he doesn't submit.

I love "Little Marco" as Trump used to so affectionately refer to him. Hope Ron DeSantis and Marco Rubio are the top two GOP candidates in 2028.

JD Vance removed himself from my list with his enthusiastic support of Cryptocurrency.
Call it a tax, the people are outraged! Call it a tariff, the people get out their checkbooks and wave their American flags!!!
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Married A Horn
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Support for crypto or not is a top priority for who you want for president?

I dont think it would make my top 100.
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Married A Horn said:

Support for crypto or not is a top priority for who you want for president?

I dont think it would make my top 100.

It competes with the U.S. dollar. At least that is the plan and I think that is a big deal. It is certainly not one of my top priorities either but enough for me to exclude someone that promotes it from my list.

On the bright side, if Crypto collapses, stocks and bonds may be considered a safe haven. And the worldwide demand for dollars will spike. We shall see.
Call it a tax, the people are outraged! Call it a tariff, the people get out their checkbooks and wave their American flags!!!
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Would love to see him - and not Vance - as the nominee. Don't think Vance is capable of beating Newsom while I think Rubio would wipe the floor with him.
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Mothra said:

Would love to see him - and not Vance - as the nominee. Don't think Vance is capable of beating Newsom while I think Rubio would wipe the floor with him.


Almost total agreement. Anyone with two brain cells can see both of the are better that Newscum.

Nevermind. I forgot about liberal white women.

Rubio's toughest job would be replacing himself.
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When Rubio first ran for president in 2015, clearly Trump contributed to his loss, but I also recall that Rubio did something prior to his run that alienated conservatives/republicans. Just don't remember what it was
Something G7 related ring a bell?
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RD2WINAGNBEAR86 said:

LIB,MR BEARS said:

Marco Rubio doesn't flush in sh*t hole countries. He scares the sh*t out of it.

When Marco Rubio was born, he drove his mom home from the hospital.

When Marco Rubio slices onions, the migrant pickers cry.

When Marco Rubio was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A-plus for turning in a page with only his name at the top.

Marco Rubio doesn't wear a watch. He simply decides what time it is.

Marco Rubio doesn't fill out online forms because he doesn't submit.

I love "Little Marco" as Trump used to so affectionately refer to him. Hope Ron DeSantis and Marco Rubio are the top two GOP candidates in 2028.

JD Vance removed himself from my list with his enthusiastic support of Cryptocurrency.


Quite timely as crypto doing its thing
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RD2WINAGNBEAR86 said:

Married A Horn said:

Support for crypto or not is a top priority for who you want for president?

I dont think it would make my top 100.

It competes with the U.S. dollar. At least that is the plan and I think that is a big deal. It is certainly not one of my top priorities either but enough for me to exclude someone that promotes it from my list.

On the bright side, if Crypto collapses, stocks and bonds may be considered a safe haven. And the worldwide demand for dollars will spike. We shall see.


Yeah I hear that. I'm neutral on the matter, certainly don't hate it. Not sure if it's going to hurt or help Americans. But on the positive side, Bitcoin at least has a cap and will not be able to devalue based on the Fed just "printing" more.
Usually if the banksters are against it, I tend to like it. Unfortunately, they once were against it but now are for it... so looks like they've now figured out a way to manipulate it for their profits.
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TinFoilHatPreacherBear said:

When Rubio first ran for president in 2015, clearly Trump contributed to his loss, but I also recall that Rubio did something prior to his run that alienated conservatives/republicans. Just don't remember what it was
Something G7 related ring a bell?

No but Rubio had the "glass of water" incidenct.

It's funny because reality constantly contradicts the TDSers. They claim Trump is this vindicative, hateful man but yet Rubio is the shining start of Trump's team ... and he was the one that started making fun of Trump's hand size. Trump basically is little more than a vehicle on which for the Left to project itself.
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Harrison Bergeron said:

TinFoilHatPreacherBear said:

When Rubio first ran for president in 2015, clearly Trump contributed to his loss, but I also recall that Rubio did something prior to his run that alienated conservatives/republicans. Just don't remember what it was
Something G7 related ring a bell?

No but Rubio had the "glass of water" incidenct.

It's funny because reality constantly contradicts the TDSers. They claim Trump is this vindicative, hateful man but yet Rubio is the shining start of Trump's team ... and he was the one that started making fun of Trump's hand size. Trump basically is little more than a vehicle on which for the Left to project itself.


Yep, but it's really got me wondering because everyone was a Rubio fan, and then he compromised on something important that made him look like an establishment candidate.
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Mothra said:

Would love to see him - and not Vance - as the nominee. Don't think Vance is capable of beating Newsom while I think Rubio would wipe the floor with him.

Anyone should be able to beat GN. The dude is a failure as a leader. That has been national news for years now. And GN doesn't have the receipts to show what he has done to take the state to the next level of success. In fact, just the opposite. If anything he has taken a once great state and started the process of running it into the ground.

As many have posited, how do you take a state as rich as CA in resources and run it into the ground? It almost would have to be purposeful to do such a thing.

Would JDV beat GN? I don't know. But the fact that GN's name is even still in the hunt for POTUS is beyond belief considering his track record in CA.

People might not like DT, and might not like JDV's affiliation with him, but it doesn't change the facts about GN as a leader. And his record isn't good. He has nothing to run on.

Except apparently his "looks"?

If one wants to argue that JDV is a "lesser" man in the looks department, well I'd rather have a real man with slightly "lesser" looks who has some capability in running a country than a superficial dude who has what some might consider traditional good looks, but has a lousy leadership record. And it's not like JDV is necessarily an unattractive man anyway. In fact, I think he's a nice looking man. Carries himself tall. And speaks with confidence. He has an answer for everything and doesn't back down.

As for Rubio? That would easily balance the "looks" playing field. Marco Rubio is also good-looking. He has those guy next door, boyish good looks that he doesn't have to force. Nor does he try. Like metro man does. Furthermore, he has shown himself to be a talented politician and force to be reckoned with on the international stage. I agree that he would make GN look like the leg-crossing, metro male he is.

When it comes to looks though, I have numerous gay, conservative friends who couldn't care less what GN looks like. As one of them said, GN is proof that one can have traditional good looks, but can still be an unattractive person. And looks don't compensate for incompetence.
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TrojanMoondoggie said:

Mothra said:

Would love to see him - and not Vance - as the nominee. Don't think Vance is capable of beating Newsom while I think Rubio would wipe the floor with him.

Anyone should be able to beat GN. The dude is a failure as a leader. That has been national news for years now. And GN doesn't have the receipts to show what he has done to take the state to the next level of success. In fact, just the opposite. If anything he has taken a once great state and started the process of running it into the ground.

As many have posited, how do you take a state as rich as CA in resources and run it into the ground? It almost would have to be purposeful to do such a thing.

Would JDV beat GN? I don't know. But the fact that GN's name is even still in the hunt for POTUS is beyond belief considering his track record in CA.

People might not like DT, and might not like JDV's affiliation with him, but it doesn't change the facts about GN as a leader. And his record isn't good. He has nothing to run on.

Except apparently his "looks"?

If one wants to argue that JDV is a "lesser" man in the looks department, well I'd rather have a real man with slightly "lesser" looks who has some capability in running a country than a superficial dude who has what some might consider traditional good looks, but has a lousy leadership record. And it's not like JDV is necessarily an unattractive man anyway. In fact, I think he's a nice looking man. Carries himself tall. And speaks with confidence. He has an answer for everything and doesn't back down.

As for Rubio? That would easily balance the "looks" playing field. Marco Rubio is also good-looking. He has those guy next door, boyish good looks that he doesn't have to force. Nor does he try. Like metro man does. Furthermore, he has shown himself to be a talented politician and force to be reckoned with on the international stage. I agree that he would make GN look like the leg-crossing, metro male he is.

When it comes to looks though, I have numerous gay, conservative friends who couldn't care less what GN looks like. As one of them said, GN is proof that one can have traditional good looks, but can still be an unattractive person. And looks don't compensate for incompetence.

Don't disagree, but I never underestimate Americans ability to make asinine decisions.
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Mothra said:

Would love to see him - and not Vance - as the nominee. Don't think Vance is capable of beating Newsom while I think Rubio would wipe the floor with him.


Totally agree.

However I don't believe Newsom will be the Dem nominee.
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LIB,MR BEARS said:




“Incline my heart to your testimonies, and not to selfish gain!”
Psalm 119:36
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I'd be down with little Marco. Very concerned how he hitched wagon and had shown no ability to be his own man. Rubio and Bessent are the only competent people in the cabinet
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LIB,MR BEARS said:





Winner !
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Memes quickly gain a life of their own. Marco & JD memes are often the best examples.
“Incline my heart to your testimonies, and not to selfish gain!”
Psalm 119:36
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Sadly, the only humor here is unintended. It's already a practical impossibility for Rubio to be an effective Secretary of State and NSA at the same time. More than anything else it's a sign that the jobs aren't really getting done. The memes just highlight the absurdity of it all.
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Sam Lowry said:

Sadly, the only humor here is unintended. It's already a practical impossibility for Rubio to be an effective Secretary of State and NSA at the same time. More than anything else it's a sign that the jobs aren't really getting done. The memes just highlight the absurdity of it all.
after an exhaustive google search, I couldn't find any memes of Sam Lowry. I'm sure that, in itself, is a sign of …. something.
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