after a bit more digging, I was still not able to find any Sam Lowry memes. However, I did find someone talking about his "sexy law clerk" he hired.Sam Lowry said:
Sadly, the only humor here is unintended. It's already a practical impossibility for Rubio to be an effective Secretary of State and NSA at the same time. More than anything else it's a sign that the jobs aren't really getting done. The memes just highlight the absurdity of it all.
Marco Rubio realizing he has to represent the Tongva tribe to reclaim their land from Billie Eilish pic.twitter.com/uXEy27w5dJ
— Jackie (@jackie1321_67) February 3, 2026
Sam Lowry said:
Sadly, the only humor here is unintended. It's already a practical impossibility for Rubio to be an effective Secretary of State and NSA at the same time. More than anything else it's a sign that the jobs aren't really getting done. The memes just highlight the absurdity of it all.
Marco Rubio realizing that you won't be his Valentine. pic.twitter.com/7w1WhW3FXf
— Drew Abernathy (@OvernightHaulin) February 12, 2026
Rubio is going to be busy tomorrow! pic.twitter.com/BCCPixrifb
— YUGE BALLZ (@YUGEBOLZ) February 14, 2026
Marco Rubio In Honor Of Robert Duvall In Apocalypse Now🫡🇺🇸🦅💪 pic.twitter.com/EInUcCsBpp
— Invisible Memes On X (@w2071d) February 17, 2026
There’s only one person who can fix YouTube 🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/wttU0ZiEDv
— Politi_Rican 🇵🇷 𝕏 🇺🇸 (@TheRicanMemes) February 18, 2026
Marco Rubio has been asked to make First Contact. pic.twitter.com/mWN9959D7I
— FO𝕏 YOU (@F0XYOU) February 20, 2026
Marco Rubio, without even being asked, is already fully suited up for Team USA as the emergency backup goalie…just in case. He stays ready 🤣 pic.twitter.com/uRCO2iHnSO
— DFF (@DFFxAI) February 22, 2026
Guess who just signed up to shovel snow in nyc 😂😭 pic.twitter.com/Elsn58J6vr
— Politi_Rican 🇵🇷 𝕏 🇺🇸 (@TheRicanMemes) February 22, 2026
Marco Rubio is going to teach Gavin Newsom how to read. pic.twitter.com/TAlALhcV0n
— ✪ Evil Te𝕏an ✪ (@vileTexan) February 24, 2026
Marco Rubio is ready.
— The Conservative Alternative (@OldeWorldOrder) February 27, 2026
He was born for this moment. pic.twitter.com/J8sGWO2vG7
Too soon? pic.twitter.com/a8BJKXjDfQ
— Roxanne Hoge (@RoxanneHoge) February 28, 2026
El Secretario pic.twitter.com/Riisop43G0
— CrYpTo Blast the Moon🚀🇧🇮. (@NewCryptothe) March 7, 2026
Breaking News: Marco Rubio planetary mullah - Secretary of State + acting NSA - Venezuela, Cuba, Iran, Greenland, Who's next on the list?
— Enoch (@tem_salitoul) March 7, 2026
As of March 7, 2026:
United States Secretary of State (confirmed/full-time since January 2025)
Acting National Security Adviser (interim/dual… pic.twitter.com/1mYmR4v0eU
— Shirley (@ShirleyStarNews) March 7, 2026
Sam Lowry said:
1500 American personnel stranded in the Middle East because of Narco Rubio's inaction. When this happened under Biden in Afghanistan, you all were outraged.
Travel warnings are not recalls of personnel. Try again.LIB,MR BEARS said:Sam Lowry said:
1500 American personnel stranded in the Middle East because of Narco Rubio's inaction. When this happened under Biden in Afghanistan, you all were outraged.
The US had been putting out travel warnings since January for the area. Try again
Level 4: Do Not TravelSam Lowry said:
1500 American personnel stranded in the Middle East because of Narco Rubio's inaction. When this happened under Biden in Afghanistan, you all were outraged.
Sam Lowry said:Travel warnings are not recalls of personnel. Try again.LIB,MR BEARS said:Sam Lowry said:
1500 American personnel stranded in the Middle East because of Narco Rubio's inaction. When this happened under Biden in Afghanistan, you all were outraged.
The US had been putting out travel warnings since January for the area. Try again
Sam Lowry said:
1500 American personnel stranded in the Middle East because of Narco Rubio's inaction. When this happened under Biden in Afghanistan, you all were outraged.
He screwed up, and there are a lot of people who can't get out now. That's the charitable interpretation.LIB,MR BEARS said:Sam Lowry said:Travel warnings are not recalls of personnel. Try again.LIB,MR BEARS said:Sam Lowry said:
1500 American personnel stranded in the Middle East because of Narco Rubio's inaction. When this happened under Biden in Afghanistan, you all were outraged.
The US had been putting out travel warnings since January for the area. Try again
Embassies and Consulates don't just tack notes on the doors and the go home. They have staff that work to help get Americans home that want to go home and they work to persuade a change of mind for those that don't want to leave.
Sam Lowry said:He screwed up, and there are a lot of people who can't get out now. That's the charitable interpretation.LIB,MR BEARS said:Sam Lowry said:Travel warnings are not recalls of personnel. Try again.LIB,MR BEARS said:Sam Lowry said:
1500 American personnel stranded in the Middle East because of Narco Rubio's inaction. When this happened under Biden in Afghanistan, you all were outraged.
The US had been putting out travel warnings since January for the area. Try again
Embassies and Consulates don't just tack notes on the doors and the go home. They have staff that work to help get Americans home that want to go home and they work to persuade a change of mind for those that don't want to leave.
The other interpretation is that he did it deliberately in order to conceal the Trump administration's perfidy (a war crime, BTW) in launching an attack while negotiations were in progress.
Anyone who cares about good government would trade a hundred Narco Rubios for a Secretary of State who could do the one job.
Negotiations ended February 26.Sam Lowry said:He screwed up, and there are a lot of people who can't get out now. That's the charitable interpretation.LIB,MR BEARS said:Sam Lowry said:Travel warnings are not recalls of personnel. Try again.LIB,MR BEARS said:Sam Lowry said:
1500 American personnel stranded in the Middle East because of Narco Rubio's inaction. When this happened under Biden in Afghanistan, you all were outraged.
The US had been putting out travel warnings since January for the area. Try again
Embassies and Consulates don't just tack notes on the doors and the go home. They have staff that work to help get Americans home that want to go home and they work to persuade a change of mind for those that don't want to leave.
The other interpretation is that he did it deliberately in order to conceal the Trump administration's perfidy (a war crime, BTW) in launching an attack while negotiations were in progress.
Anyone who cares about good government would trade a hundred Narco Rubios for a Secretary of State who could do the one job.
Sam Lowry said:LIB,MR BEARS said:Sam Lowry said:
1500 American personnel stranded in the Middle East because of Narco Rubio's inaction. When this happened under Biden in Afghanistan, you all were outraged.
The US had been putting out travel warnings since January for the area. Try again
Travel warnings are not recalls of personnel. Try again.
Porteroso said:Sam Lowry said:LIB,MR BEARS said:Sam Lowry said:LIB,MR BEARS said:Sam Lowry said:
1500 American personnel stranded in the Middle East because of Narco Rubio's inaction. When this happened under Biden in Afghanistan, you all were outraged.
The US had been putting out travel warnings since January for the area. Try again
Travel warnings are not recalls of personnel. Try again.
Embassies and Consulates don't just tack notes on the doors and the go home. They have staff that work to help get Americans home that want to go home and they work to persuade a change of mind for those that don't want to leave.
He screwed up, and there are a lot of people who can't get out now. That's the charitable interpretation.
The other interpretation is that he did it deliberately in order to conceal the Trump administration's perfidy (a war crime, BTW) in launching an attack while negotiations were in progress.
Anyone who cares about good government would trade a hundred Narco Rubios for a Secretary of State who could do the one job.
I was not aware that negotiations were in progress. There was a moment when the media reported that we were awaiting a final answer, and had given a deadline. I sort of assumed the deadline had passed. If you could provide evidence that we gave a deadline later than the attack, I would be grateful.
BluesBear said:Sam Lowry said:LIB,MR BEARS said:Sam Lowry said:
1500 American personnel stranded in the Middle East because of Narco Rubio's inaction. When this happened under Biden in Afghanistan, you all were outraged.
The US had been putting out travel warnings since January for the area. Try again
Travel warnings are not recalls of personnel. Try again.
When you travel / work / live in that area, you are well aware of the risks and this isn't the first time they have received such notice. I haven't seen the C130 videos of people running after the planes like we did under Biden. Try again.
Marco Rubio in charge of turning the clocks forward for daylight savings 😭 pic.twitter.com/wyoE9W7VYr
— Gizmo Memes (@GizmoMemes) March 8, 2026
Marco Rubio sits down with the new supreme leader of Iran 😭 pic.twitter.com/mbNG6zC1in
— Politi_Rican 🇵🇷 𝕏 🇺🇸 (@TheRicanMemes) March 10, 2026
Marco Rubio when he realizes he has to be the next Bachelorette 🌹. pic.twitter.com/Ch3bwhZaCX
— Lynden Blake (@LyndenBlake) March 20, 2026
The fact that the cancel mob was too afraid to cancel Chuck Norris while he was alive sounds like a Chuck Norris joke
— Seamus (FreedomToons) (@seamus_coughlin) March 21, 2026
What's the best Chuck Norris meme of all time?
— 𝐃𝐔𝐓𝐂𝐇 (@pr0ud_americans) November 21, 2025
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number you answered the wrong phone...🤣 pic.twitter.com/kHmbMiWTXI
In honor of Chuck Norris's passing, here's some great jokes made from the past decade 😃
— Brandon (@LibOrNormal) March 20, 2026
Which one is your favorite?! pic.twitter.com/InNVsDpPIo
🤣This is a hilarious montage of Chuck Norris jokes.
— Don Keith (@RealDonKeith) March 20, 2026
If you think about it, he really was the first 80’s action hero and pretty much started the genre of 80’s and 90’s action movies. pic.twitter.com/zK81wkczGs
