Mothra said:
You definitely want to get all kids vaccinated for Ebola. You just never know.
Ebola outbreak is now ‘fastest growing ever' — CDC
— NewsWire (@NewsWire_US) July 9, 2026
Mitch Blood Green said:
I just set up my first online dating profile. Looking for a girl with Ebola for fun and friendship.
boognish_bear said:Mitch Blood Green said:
I just set up my first online dating profile. Looking for a girl with Ebola for fun and friendship.
Taco Bell has removed lettuce, guacamole, pico de gallo, and onion from several locations to prevent spreading the diarrhea parasite Cyclospora.
— Joe Vargas (@JoeVargas) July 10, 2026
Taco Bell is leading the way on preventing diarrhea.
Taco. Bell.
Mitch Blood Green said:
I just set up my first online dating profile. Looking for a girl with Ebola for fun and friendship.
fubar said:Mitch Blood Green said:
I just set up my first online dating profile. Looking for a girl with Ebola for fun and friendship.
If she's got the Ebola, she probably won't insist on a condom.
Mitch Blood Green said:fubar said:Mitch Blood Green said:
I just set up my first online dating profile. Looking for a girl with Ebola for fun and friendship.
If she's got the Ebola, she probably won't insist on a condom.
I've gotten into Ebola porn. Erotic!
fubar said:Mitch Blood Green said:fubar said:Mitch Blood Green said:
I just set up my first online dating profile. Looking for a girl with Ebola for fun and friendship.
If she's got the Ebola, she probably won't insist on a condom.
I've gotten into Ebola porn. Erotic!
Like bulbous tumors and junk?
Nice!
Mitch Blood Green said:fubar said:Mitch Blood Green said:fubar said:Mitch Blood Green said:
I just set up my first online dating profile. Looking for a girl with Ebola for fun and friendship.
If she's got the Ebola, she probably won't insist on a condom.
I've gotten into Ebola porn. Erotic!
Like bulbous tumors and junk?
Nice!
My follow up was gonna be about leprosy porn. My dumb ass did a google search, first. All these porn sites came up. ***!
My luck? Some woman with leprosy gets killed and my search history becomes the main evidence against me.
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— DUDE Wipes (@DUDEwipes) July 17, 2026
cowboycwr said:
While cool, also highly unnecessary.
Ebola has killed very few people since it was discovered. It has NEVER been a threat for a major outbreak as it just doesn't have the ability to spread rapidly, over large areas, etc.
At least 999 people have died from the Ebola outbreak in Congo, according to official data published overnight into Wednesday, a grim toll in what’s already been declared the fastest Ebola outbreak in history. https://t.co/V3ZraPwbwU
— ABC News (@ABC) July 22, 2026