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NoBSU
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Assassin said:

NoBSU said:

My latest update in this weird trip:

1. Still Congo/Cameroon
2. Zero relatives arrested because of my DNA test
3. Still adjusting to the discovery that I am related to the former VP Joe Biden
4. My first cousin messaged me that we are related to Elvis and she is sending me the trees
Mine oddity is two fold - one, I'm a little bit Indian. Not the North American kind. And two, I'm a little bit Jewish. As thats not a country, guessing they can trace you back to a tribe!

Sorry, gotta go - and plan my bar mitzvah...

Back when SNL was consistently funny.
https://view.yahoo.com/show/saturday-night-live/clip/4597098/royal-deluxe-ii
Oldbear83
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Assassin said:

NoBSU said:

My latest update in this weird trip:

1. Still Congo/Cameroon
2. Zero relatives arrested because of my DNA test
3. Still adjusting to the discovery that I am related to the former VP Joe Biden
4. My first cousin messaged me that we are related to Elvis and she is sending me the trees
Mine oddity is two fold - one, I'm a little bit Indian. Not the North American kind. And two, I'm a little bit Jewish. As thats not a country, guessing they can trace you back to a tribe!

Sorry, gotta go - and plan my bar mitzvah...
A bar mitzvah this late in life ... hope you already had your circumcision.
Assassin
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Oldbear83 said:

Assassin said:

NoBSU said:

My latest update in this weird trip:

1. Still Congo/Cameroon
2. Zero relatives arrested because of my DNA test
3. Still adjusting to the discovery that I am related to the former VP Joe Biden
4. My first cousin messaged me that we are related to Elvis and she is sending me the trees
Mine oddity is two fold - one, I'm a little bit Indian. Not the North American kind. And two, I'm a little bit Jewish. As thats not a country, guessing they can trace you back to a tribe!

Sorry, gotta go - and plan my bar mitzvah...
A bar mitzvah this late in life ... hope you already had your circumcision.
sliced and diced...
Oldbear83
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Assassin said:

Oldbear83 said:

Assassin said:

NoBSU said:

My latest update in this weird trip:

1. Still Congo/Cameroon
2. Zero relatives arrested because of my DNA test
3. Still adjusting to the discovery that I am related to the former VP Joe Biden
4. My first cousin messaged me that we are related to Elvis and she is sending me the trees
Mine oddity is two fold - one, I'm a little bit Indian. Not the North American kind. And two, I'm a little bit Jewish. As thats not a country, guessing they can trace you back to a tribe!

Sorry, gotta go - and plan my bar mitzvah...
A bar mitzvah this late in life ... hope you already had your circumcision.
sliced and diced...
Huh. Mine (long ago) was a 'little off the top', who was your rabbi, Joseph Ben Ihana?
BU84BEAR
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In 2011, 15 men, women, and children were found near a small Polish village in an archaeological site dated 5000 years ago to the Globular Amphora Culture. They were all related, and had all died a sudden, violent death. They were buried with great care by someone who knew their relationships because the burials reflected the relationships.

This week, the dna mutations on the y chromosomes of the males of the group were released.

If they are not my direct paternal ancestors, we share a paternal ancestor beyond their birth as I have each of the mutations identified.
RD2WINAGNBEAR86
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Dang, it still blows me away that thread starter NoBSU is no longer with us!
"Never underestimate Joe's ability to **** things up!"

-- Barack Obama
Keyser Soze
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RD2WINAGNBEAR86 said:

Dang, it still blows me away that thread starter NoBSU is no longer with us!
Yep

About 1/3 of all first heart attacks a fatal. You gotta be proactive

BU84BEAR
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Me too, RD2
midgett
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RD2WINAGNBEAR86 said:

Dang, it still blows me away that thread starter NoBSU is no longer with us!


He was one of my favorites. I would have never guessed a professor at a Missouri college.
midgett
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Got my results back recently. All England, Wales, Ireland, Scotland and Sweden.

Impressed it knew the exact locations both sides of my family settled in the US.
Banned BarleyMcDougal
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BU84BEAR said:

In 2011, 15 men, women, and children were found near a small Polish village in an archaeological site dated 5000 years ago to the Globular Amphora Culture. They were all related, and had all died a sudden, violent death. They were buried with great care by someone who knew their relationships because the burials reflected the relationships.

This week, the dna mutations on the y chromosomes of the males of the group were released.

If they are not my direct paternal ancestors, we share a paternal ancestor beyond their birth as I have each of the mutations identified.
I didn't know submarines existed 5000 years ago. Gotta be careful with those screen doors.

This is the only polish joke I know.
Malbec
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BarleyMcDougal said:

BU84BEAR said:

In 2011, 15 men, women, and children were found near a small Polish village in an archaeological site dated 5000 years ago to the Globular Amphora Culture. They were all related, and had all died a sudden, violent death. They were buried with great care by someone who knew their relationships because the burials reflected the relationships.

This week, the dna mutations on the y chromosomes of the males of the group were released.

If they are not my direct paternal ancestors, we share a paternal ancestor beyond their birth as I have each of the mutations identified.
I didn't know submarines existed 5000 years ago. Gotta be careful with those screen doors.

This is the only polish joke I know.
What do you do when the Polish army lobs grenades at you? Pull out the pins and throw them back.
 
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