**** United Airlines

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Mitch Blood Green
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https://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/airplane-mode/emotional-support-peacock-denied-flight-united-airlines-n842971
Malbec
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Does my gorilla require two seats?
Mitch Blood Green
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Malbec said:

Does my gorilla require two seats?


Just one but it's free.
80sBEAR
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Man, I grew up with peacocks and I can tell you they are filthy animals. They crap everywhere and crap often. Unless that woman had that thing seriously diapered up, I would not want to sit within ten rows of them.

I gotta give United a pat on the back for this one.
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Mitch Blood Green
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80sBEAR said:

Man, I grew up with peacocks and I can tell you they are filthy animals. They crap everywhere and crap often. Unless that woman had that thing seriously diapered up, I would not want to sit within ten rows of them.

I gotta give United a pat on the back for this one.
One of the great experiences (and appreciations about Baylor) is how great friends we are despite our different backgrounds. I grew up on subways and public transit. No animals. (Although my grandparents were sharecroppers).
RegentCoverup
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500 lb people can pay for one ticket and squeeze my skinny white ass into the aisle.

But a peacock? Not happening.
This site leaks private information to Baylor Regents and Administration
Mitch Blood Green
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TellMeYouLoveMe said:

500 lb people can pay for one ticket and squeeze my skinny white ass into the aisle.

But a peacock? Not happening.


I once had middle seat and a 600 lb dude had window.
BaylorOkie
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I'm glad I don't fly for work. The only time I fly is for leisure travel so it's with my wife. Much more enjoyable and far less claustrophobic.
CSIBear
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That's the beauty of Southwest. Find a row with two young professional women and plop your happy butt down between them.

Can't beat it.
57Bear
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tommie said:

TellMeYouLoveMe said:

500 lb people can pay for one ticket and squeeze my skinny white ass into the aisle.

But a peacock? Not happening.


I once had middle seat and a 600 lb dude had window.
I had an aisle seat. The large woman in the middle asked for a seat belt extender. She raised both arms of the seat so that she could spill over into the aisle and window seats. She then asked for another seat belt extender. When they brought the third seat belt extender, the stewardess whispered in my ear: Would you mind if we moved you to first class. I was moving before the end of her question. But I still wonder if the third seat belt extender was adequate.
Mitch Blood Green
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57Bear said:

tommie said:

TellMeYouLoveMe said:

500 lb people can pay for one ticket and squeeze my skinny white ass into the aisle.

But a peacock? Not happening.


I once had middle seat and a 600 lb dude had window.
I had an aisle seat. The large woman in the middle asked for a seat belt extender. She raised both arms of the seat so that she could spill over into the aisle and window seats. She then asked for another seat belt extender. When they brought the third seat belt extender, the stewardess whispered in my ear: Would you mind if we moved you to first class. I was moving before the end of her question. But I still wonder if the third seat belt extender was adequate.


A lot of people travel with their own seatbelt extenders.
BaylorOkie
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Sounds like she's a hottie.
80sBEAR
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BaylorOkie said:

Sounds like she's a hottie.
You know what they say. "Once you go fat, you never go back!" Is that right or did I screw that up?
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BaylorOkie
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Sounds right to me.
Mitch Blood Green
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Mitch Blood Green
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My biggest beating is the skinny guy who tries to have a wide profile while seating. He sits, the spreads his legs into your area. (Just like a peacock)
NoBSU
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tommie said:

My biggest beating is the skinny guy who tries to have a wide profile while seating. He sits, the spreads his legs into your area. (Just like a peacock)
Just wink and ask him if he wants to be a member of the mile-high club. He will move.
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CSIBear said:

That's the beauty of Southwest. Find a row with two young professional women and plop your happy butt down between them.

Can't beat it.

This.

My brother told me that trick a couple of years ago. Even when I get a B boarding pass, I get to sit upfront and next to two women.

Way better to choose your seat mates than to have them chosen for you.
4th and Inches
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57Bear said:

tommie said:

TellMeYouLoveMe said:

500 lb people can pay for one ticket and squeeze my skinny white ass into the aisle.

But a peacock? Not happening.


I once had middle seat and a 600 lb dude had window.
I had an aisle seat. The large woman in the middle asked for a seat belt extender. She raised both arms of the seat so that she could spill over into the aisle and window seats. She then asked for another seat belt extender. When they brought the third seat belt extender, the stewardess whispered in my ear: Would you mind if we moved you to first class. I was moving before the end of her question. But I still wonder if the third seat belt extender was adequate.
none were necessary, she was wedged in there real good
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Moondoggie
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TellMeYouLoveMe said:

500 lb people can pay for one ticket and squeeze my skinny white ass into the aisle.

But a peacock? Not happening.


500 lb people pay for two seats
4th and Inches
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pitchman said:

TellMeYouLoveMe said:

500 lb people can pay for one ticket and squeeze my skinny white ass into the aisle.

But a peacock? Not happening.


500 lb people pay for two seats
not necessarily- depends on the airline
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