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Last: 6 yr ago by 4th and Inches
Does my gorilla require two seats?
Malbec said:
Does my gorilla require two seats?
Just one but it's free.
Man, I grew up with peacocks and I can tell you they are filthy animals. They crap everywhere and crap often. Unless that woman had that thing seriously diapered up, I would not want to sit within ten rows of them.
I gotta give United a pat on the back for this one.
I gotta give United a pat on the back for this one.
"This is not an institution of football."
-- Dr. David Garland
-- Dr. David Garland
One of the great experiences (and appreciations about Baylor) is how great friends we are despite our different backgrounds. I grew up on subways and public transit. No animals. (Although my grandparents were sharecroppers).80sBEAR said:
Man, I grew up with peacocks and I can tell you they are filthy animals. They crap everywhere and crap often. Unless that woman had that thing seriously diapered up, I would not want to sit within ten rows of them.
I gotta give United a pat on the back for this one.
500 lb people can pay for one ticket and squeeze my skinny white ass into the aisle.
But a peacock? Not happening.
But a peacock? Not happening.
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TellMeYouLoveMe said:
500 lb people can pay for one ticket and squeeze my skinny white ass into the aisle.
But a peacock? Not happening.
I once had middle seat and a 600 lb dude had window.
I'm glad I don't fly for work. The only time I fly is for leisure travel so it's with my wife. Much more enjoyable and far less claustrophobic.
That's the beauty of Southwest. Find a row with two young professional women and plop your happy butt down between them.
Can't beat it.
Can't beat it.
I had an aisle seat. The large woman in the middle asked for a seat belt extender. She raised both arms of the seat so that she could spill over into the aisle and window seats. She then asked for another seat belt extender. When they brought the third seat belt extender, the stewardess whispered in my ear: Would you mind if we moved you to first class. I was moving before the end of her question. But I still wonder if the third seat belt extender was adequate.tommie said:TellMeYouLoveMe said:
500 lb people can pay for one ticket and squeeze my skinny white ass into the aisle.
But a peacock? Not happening.
I once had middle seat and a 600 lb dude had window.
57Bear said:I had an aisle seat. The large woman in the middle asked for a seat belt extender. She raised both arms of the seat so that she could spill over into the aisle and window seats. She then asked for another seat belt extender. When they brought the third seat belt extender, the stewardess whispered in my ear: Would you mind if we moved you to first class. I was moving before the end of her question. But I still wonder if the third seat belt extender was adequate.tommie said:TellMeYouLoveMe said:
500 lb people can pay for one ticket and squeeze my skinny white ass into the aisle.
But a peacock? Not happening.
I once had middle seat and a 600 lb dude had window.
A lot of people travel with their own seatbelt extenders.
Sounds like she's a hottie.
You know what they say. "Once you go fat, you never go back!" Is that right or did I screw that up?BaylorOkie said:
Sounds like she's a hottie.
"This is not an institution of football."
-- Dr. David Garland
-- Dr. David Garland
Sounds right to me.
My biggest beating is the skinny guy who tries to have a wide profile while seating. He sits, the spreads his legs into your area. (Just like a peacock)
Just wink and ask him if he wants to be a member of the mile-high club. He will move.tommie said:
My biggest beating is the skinny guy who tries to have a wide profile while seating. He sits, the spreads his legs into your area. (Just like a peacock)
CSIBear said:
That's the beauty of Southwest. Find a row with two young professional women and plop your happy butt down between them.
Can't beat it.
This.
My brother told me that trick a couple of years ago. Even when I get a B boarding pass, I get to sit upfront and next to two women.
Way better to choose your seat mates than to have them chosen for you.
none were necessary, she was wedged in there real good57Bear said:I had an aisle seat. The large woman in the middle asked for a seat belt extender. She raised both arms of the seat so that she could spill over into the aisle and window seats. She then asked for another seat belt extender. When they brought the third seat belt extender, the stewardess whispered in my ear: Would you mind if we moved you to first class. I was moving before the end of her question. But I still wonder if the third seat belt extender was adequate.tommie said:TellMeYouLoveMe said:
500 lb people can pay for one ticket and squeeze my skinny white ass into the aisle.
But a peacock? Not happening.
I once had middle seat and a 600 lb dude had window.
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TellMeYouLoveMe said:
500 lb people can pay for one ticket and squeeze my skinny white ass into the aisle.
But a peacock? Not happening.
500 lb people pay for two seats
not necessarily- depends on the airlinepitchman said:TellMeYouLoveMe said:
500 lb people can pay for one ticket and squeeze my skinny white ass into the aisle.
But a peacock? Not happening.
500 lb people pay for two seats
“The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom.”
Jon Stewart
Jon Stewart
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