Worst Movies of All Time

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Keyser Soze
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Previously I used the phrase favorite bad movie. That was really meant to be guilty pleasure. Bad, but there is a place in your heart.

Now let's list the real stinkers.

Keyser Soze
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What happens when the Robocop director does dancing .... It's bad
Keyser Soze
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Since I started this, let me take some of the cream off the top

Mr Tulip
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As an academic exercise, "Manos - The Hands of Fate" is largely regarded as the worst movie ever assembled.



Just because someone had to mention it. I'm not positive, in this modern era, it still legitimately holds that title. It was put together on a bet. An insurance manager told his actor buddy that acting wasn't hard, and he could make a movie himself with no experience. His friend took that bet.

The film stars the insurance agent and his family (including the dog). The actor ended up spotting his friend the use of a camera crew and editor, just to get things rolling.

The results are barely usable. They shot when they could, and it was windy. Most of the outdoor shots have high wind noise. A lot of dialog had to be overdubbed in order to be audible, though God knows why.

We've seen that it's possible to shoot a credible movie with an iPhone. When using celluloid, this was, well, not.
Pecos 45
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No Country for Old Men

I wanted to ask for my money back.
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NoBSU
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Those are all bad Keyser.

Hudson Hawk was awful. Sorry Nein.


I saw this one on laserdisc




Mr Tulip
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I'm considering movies that just didn't hit what they aimed for. I'm not considering the B-reels that knew they were throwaways. In that spirit:




Here's a flick that, if you describe it, should have been epic. Instead, it boils down to Tom Cruise being upset that his wife thought about how hot it would be to have sex with this guy she saw. Then he wanders around New York. We're supposed to believe that Tom Cruise is the only guy who can't find a hooker in New York.

Bad plot lines. Fantastic actors who can't keep a scene paced. Incomprehensible editing. All this as a last work from a legendary director. Any movie with Nicole Kidman's backside and that many bewbs would be an instant win, but this one is still 2.5 hours of unwatchable.
whitetrash
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Worst movie I ever paid money to see:




Followed closely by:




My discernment of movies improved after 1979.
Keyser Soze
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Classic bad

Mitch Blood Green
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Porky's Revenge.
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4th and Inches
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Batman & Robin and the movie battlefield earth are some seriously bad movies...
whitetrash
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Keyser Soze said:

Classic bad


I stand corrected. My discernment took a noticeable dip in Spring 1987, since I paid money to see both Ishtar and this one too:

corncob pipe
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The KISS movie had a brilliant cast.. headed up by Anthony Zerbe

BellCountyBear
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Anything by Michael Moore.
BearTooth
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Hob Howelll
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Last Jedi was offensive to me and made me lose my fandom in Star Wars
NoBSU
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BearTooth said:


That is just a Scientology circle jerk.
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All Time
BearTooth
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This was a steaming pile, too.

Limited IQ Redneck in PU
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Beg to difffer on Showgirls. I have watched it on Netflicks several times. Eyes Wide Shut was funny. I dont think it was supposed to be..

My nomination goes to any of the Twilight series movie. You know the ones about teenage vampires that bite each other. Several years ago i had a friend with a teenage daughter. I agreed to take them. They got mad because I was laughing.

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Living fast or dying slow.
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BearTooth said:

This was a steaming pile, too.




From IMDB:
"Sean Connery was offered roles in The Matrix (1999) and The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001), but said he didn't understand the scripts. So when offered another screenplay he didn't quite get, (LEG) he took it."

Yes, he could have been Gandalf. Connery has turned down a lot of roles like Dr. Hannibal Lecter.
Keyser Soze
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I started a different thread on boobs. Assume showgirls is for your health. That is the only reason.
quash
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“Life, liberty, and property do not exist because men have made laws. On the contrary, it was the fact that life, liberty, and property existed beforehand that caused men to make laws in the first place.” (The Law, p.6) Frederic Bastiat
corncob pipe
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Omg that was terrible!!
Limited IQ Redneck in PU
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I concede. Your movie was evn worse than mine.
Limited IQ Redneck in PU
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Keyser Soze said:

I started a different thread on boobs. Assume showgirls is for your health. That is the only reason.
Thanks.
nein51
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The second Kingsman movie. I wanted it to be awesome...it was the definition of not awesome.
quash
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nein51 said:

The second Kingsman movie. I wanted it to be awesome...it was the definition of not awesome.

Huge disappointment.
“Life, liberty, and property do not exist because men have made laws. On the contrary, it was the fact that life, liberty, and property existed beforehand that caused men to make laws in the first place.” (The Law, p.6) Frederic Bastiat
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quash said:

nein51 said:

The second Kingsman movie. I wanted it to be awesome...it was the definition of not awesome.

Huge disappointment.

Not even good parody.
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Ghost Dad
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BearTooth said:




Clicked this thread to post this.

How could Travolta and Whitaker be in such a piece of ****
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fuentbu1 said:

BearTooth said:




Clicked this thread to post this.

How could Travolta and Whitaker be in such a piece of ****

Travolta is a Scientologist.
“Life, liberty, and property do not exist because men have made laws. On the contrary, it was the fact that life, liberty, and property existed beforehand that caused men to make laws in the first place.” (The Law, p.6) Frederic Bastiat
fuentbu1
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I knew that, but he had to read that script and give pause at least....
quash
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fuentbu1 said:

I knew that, but he had to read that script and give pause at least....

His religion was the higher priority.
“Life, liberty, and property do not exist because men have made laws. On the contrary, it was the fact that life, liberty, and property existed beforehand that caused men to make laws in the first place.” (The Law, p.6) Frederic Bastiat
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