My First Anal

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Mitch Blood Green
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It's the working title of a book I'm writing about how at around 4, I would analyze situations and foresee outcomes.
RD2WINAGNBEAR86
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A real gentleman never kisses and tells.
"Never underestimate Joe's ability to **** things up!"

-- Barack Obama
4th and Inches
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RD2WINAGNBEAR86 said:

A real gentleman never kisses and tells.
how many real gentlemen you been with... are you sure they didnt?

I kid...
4th and Inches
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tommie said:

It's the working title of a book I'm writing about how at around 4, I would analyze situations and foresee outcomes.
around 4:20?
Mitch Blood Green
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Gruvin said:

tommie said:

It's the working title of a book I'm writing about how at around 4, I would analyze situations and foresee outcomes.
around 4:20?


It is legal in California. Maybe I will do some analysis.
Moondoggie
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hmm...
SMack
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I look forward to seeing the completed work.

After I order it from Amazon, it will be hard to wait to receive your Anal.
Keyser Soze
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I remember my first colonoscopy like it was yesterday

Mitch Blood Green
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Keyser Soze said:

I remember my first colonoscopy like it was yesterday




Did you have to drink that drink? Made me bum feel like a water hose.
Keyser Soze
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It definitely works. I was afraid it wouldn't stop before it was time to go to the clinic.

Mitch Blood Green
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Keyser Soze said:

It definitely works. I was afraid it wouldn't stop before it was time to go to the clinic.




It was the first time I'd ever been under. They need to sell that propofal on the streets.
Keyser Soze
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tommie said:

Keyser Soze said:

It definitely works. I was afraid it wouldn't stop before it was time to go to the clinic.




It was the first time I'd ever been under. They need to sell that propofal on the streets.

I think Michael Jackson's Doctor can hook you up
Mitch Blood Green
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Keyser Soze said:

tommie said:

Keyser Soze said:

It definitely works. I was afraid it wouldn't stop before it was time to go to the clinic.




It was the first time I'd ever been under. They need to sell that propofal on the streets.

I think Michael Jackson's Doctor can hook you up


When I went in, I asked my doctor would it make me rape boys and dance on cars?

I hope your results are clean. Everyone around 50 need to do this.
Keyser Soze
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tommie said:

Keyser Soze said:

tommie said:

Keyser Soze said:

It definitely works. I was afraid it wouldn't stop before it was time to go to the clinic.

Had two polyps- no cancer but it means I get the joy of a repeat every three years.

If clean at 50 I think you get a 10 year pass until the next one.

Seriously, common cancer almost 100 % preventable / curable with timely screening




It was the first time I'd ever been under. They need to sell that propofal on the streets.

I think Michael Jackson's Doctor can hook you up


When I went in, I asked my doctor would it make me rape boys and dance on cars?

I hope your results are clean. Everyone around 50 need to do this.


Two polyps- no cancer. Get to repeat the fun every three years. 10 years if I was 100% clean
Gold Tron
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Keyser Soze said:

tommie said:

Keyser Soze said:

It definitely works. I was afraid it wouldn't stop before it was time to go to the clinic.




It was the first time I'd ever been under. They need to sell that propofal on the streets.

I think Michael Jackson's Doctor can hook you up
MJ was paying that cardiologist $200K/month and he still couldn't sit there and monitor him correctly. Unbelievable, he literally killed the goose that laid his golden egg.
Keyser Soze
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Gold Tron said:

Keyser Soze said:

tommie said:

Keyser Soze said:

It definitely works. I was afraid it wouldn't stop before it was time to go to the clinic.




It was the first time I'd ever been under. They need to sell that propofal on the streets.

I think Michael Jackson's Doctor can hook you up
MJ was paying that cardiologist $200K/month and he still couldn't sit there and monitor him correctly. Unbelievable, he literally killed the goose that laid his golden egg.


Really. Kill the goose and kiss your medical license goodbye
BaylorOkie
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tommie said:



When I went in


Performing your own procedure is big league.
Mitch Blood Green
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BaylorOkie said:

tommie said:



When I went in


Performing your own procedure is big league.


Saved about $7500 doing it myself. Other then the infection, it turned out ok.

Note to anyone who wants to do a home vasectomy or home colonoscopy, the sterile environment is important. I also recommend gloves. I found on the colonoscopy, the lubricated ones that say "ribbed for her pleasure" work the best.
BaylorOkie
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Gold Tron
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tommie said:

BaylorOkie said:

tommie said:



When I went in


Performing your own procedure is big league.


Saved about $7500 doing it myself. Other then the infection, it turned out ok.

Note to anyone who wants to do a home vasectomy or home colonoscopy, the sterile environment is important. I also recommend gloves. I found on the colonoscopy, the lubricated ones that say "ribbed for her pleasure" work the best.
Didn't do it my self but it was just as bad...

My fourth year of medical school, the GI department was offering $150 for volunteers to have an EGD performed. I didn't have a driver and I wanted the cash, instant payout, to play golf that afternoon. Thus, I decided to waive all sedation other than a topical anesthetic sprayed in the back of my throat. Definitely one of the worst decisions of my life. Please learn from my folly.
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