Rhule: Ill probably be flirting with other positions every year now so get used to it, its great cause our players are doing so well!
Fans: wt ef (facepalm)
Recruits: other offers starting to look good since i have no idea whether that guy will be here when its my turn to play.
Other b12 coaches: why would you go commit to baylol when that coach will be gone and we are here to stay and develop you!
Rhule: whats next!
Fans: um, seriously *** please show yourself out mr 'i really only want an nfl job'. I cant get excited knowing you want to leave and will bolt as soon as a team lets you pick coordinators. Players deserve better
Rhule: this is going to happen every year, we're special!
Blindly loyal fans: yay he smiled at me at the grocery store checkout, jezus im so happy we get him 12 more months we are so blessed, when he leaves we should bake him a pie!
Fans: who the ef does this guy think he is, ok hes starting to piss me off now, so are his followers
Rhoades: im thrilled!
Mulkey: i win championships and recruit my arse off and this guy wants to bolt after 2 yrs with his "epic turnaround" legacy
Drew: what time is bible study, im here for the long haul
Cab: still counting my $$$, i knew i should have stipulated larger bills than b-$2-b, whos this ruler guy i keep reading about sitting in my stadium anyway
Bor: hes so busy counting those $2 bills hahah! We win!
Brewer: im not gonna break my neck running like seth, but im also not gonna hang my hat on this guy who might not be here next year. Since my dad talked to fat patty and he needs a qb, and has a hell of a tenure im going purple this summer
Rhule: trust the..
Fans: stfu with this crap seriously
Im out
"I hope" -Red
"Apply yourself" -W.White
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