https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-dodges-falling-piano-swinging-death-blade-spiked-pitfall-trap-on-way-to-rally
https://babylonbee.com/news/furious-gavin-newsom-bans-ai-images-after-getting-tricked-into-thinking-pic-of-trump-as-a-mer-man-was-real
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https://babylonbee.com/news/hillary-clinton-says-first-amendment-is-russian-disinformation
https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-safe-and-in-stable-condition-after-attempted-interview
https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-accuse-trump-of-inciting-further-violence-by-not-dying
https://babylonbee.com/news/media-assures-americans-that-the-real-threat-is-the-side-that-keeps-getting-shot-at
Psalm 119:36