Harrison Bergeron said:
Jack Bauer said:

According to the radical LWNJ definition, nothing is more racist than professional sports ... blek men make up maybe 6% of the population and 60%+ of professional athletes. That is T'RACISM and needs some Didn't Earn It programs to ensure underrepresented minorities are given free passes.
I absolutely should succeed Dak Prescott as the starting quarterback for the Cowboys.
I insist that the NFL make the following accomodations before I take my first snap.
(1) Offensive and defensive linemen will have to block in a crouched stance and not stand up, otherwise I won't be able to see over them.
(2) No blitzing, so I have time to go through my progression.
(3) Cornerbacks, linebackers, and safeties will have to play a minimum of five yards off the receivers they are covering so that I have a chance to deliver the ball accurately.
(4) Sacking the quarterback is an automatic roughing the passer penalty, 15 yards, with an automatic first down.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.