EatMoreSalmon said:
Assassin said:
ScottS said:
I really do not like transgender rats
There's a Dr. Suess rhyme there somewhere.
I Do Not Like Transgender Rats

In the town of Zimble-Zap, where the Zonkies roam free,

Lived a fellow named Squee, and oh, woe was he!

For in the bright alleys of Glippery Glade,

There lurked some ratty folks who made Squee dismayed.

These weren't your normal, old swi****y-swash,

They were trans-rats in tutus, all twirly and posh!

With sparkly whiskers that shimmered with glee,

They danced to the beat of the Blipity-Blee.

Now Squee had a notion, a thought quite bizarre,

He said, "I don't like them, they're weird, they're ajar!

With their giggly-gaggly prances, their swirls and their twirls,

I think I prefer my old, ratty whirls!"

But one sunny morning, oh what a surprise,

He spotted a dance that lit up the skies!

The transgender rats, with their zippity-zaps,

Were having a party with pies and with naps!

"Oh, come join the fun," called a rat with a hat,

The Glimmering-Gloop spilled his dance on the mat.

"Let's wiggle and jiggle, let's giggle and play,

Leave behind all your worries, the gloom, and dismay!"

Squee thought of his frowny, ol' scowly old frown,

And decided to venture from his gloomy-cow town.

With a hop and a skip, he danced right on in,

And suddenly Squee felt a warm tingle within.

They twirled and they whirled, all frolicky-froth,

As Squee learned that fun can be shared with a sloth!

With laughter and cheer, the Zonkies did chatter,

"Who cares if they're different? It's friendlier matter!"

So Squee shed his grumbles; he jumped and he shouted,

"Let's all be unique, as our friendships rerouted!

With Squee and the trans-rats, all under the sun,

The tale of acceptance had only begun!"

Now in the town of Zimble-Zap, where all the Zonkies play,

They celebrate differences, come what may!

So if you feel grumpy, like Squee did that day,

Just remember: Together is the best kind of way!

But not my way!
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