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8:38a
My local eatery has announced that due to increases in the price of eggs, there will now be a surcharge on desert items.

I assured my wife not to worry about the price of eggs, because Donald Trump is taking measures to fix this.

He's going to fix this by renaming the Gulf of Mexico.

He's going to fix this by assuring us that our sexual identities are OK with him.

He's going to fix this by revoking the Constitutional guarantee of birthright citizenship.

He's going to fix this by deporting the workers who put the new roof on our house.

He's going to fix this by blaming airplane crashes on DEI.

He's going to fix this by firing a bunch of forest rangers and weather forecasters.

He's going to fix this by telling us that it was Ukraine that invaded Russia, and not the other way around.

Yes, Donald Trump is going to fix this problem with the price of eggs.




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In reply to Midnight Rider • 8:59a
Midnight Rider said:
My local eatery has announced that due to increases in the price of eggs, there will now be a surcharge on desert items.

I assured my wife not to worry about the price of eggs, because Donald Trump is taking measures to fix this.

He's going to fix this by renaming the Gulf of Mexico.

He's going to fix this by assuring us that our sexual identities are OK with him.

He's going to fix this by revoking the Constitutional guarantee of birthright citizenship.

He's going to fix this by deporting the workers who put the new roof on our house.

He's going to fix this by blaming airplane crashes on DEI.

He's going to fix this by firing a bunch of forest rangers and weather forecasters.

He's going to fix this by telling us that it was Ukraine that invaded Russia, and not the other way around.

Yes, Donald Trump is going to fix this problem with the price of eggs.




the good news is inflation and Ukraine were solved the day he took office! Oh.....inflation is rising and the stock mkt is in the chitter due to stupid tariffs!
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In reply to Midnight Rider • 9:12a
Midnight Rider said:
My local eatery has announced that due to increases in the price of eggs, there will now be a surcharge on desert items.

I assured my wife not to worry about the price of eggs, because Donald Trump is taking measures to fix this.

He's going to fix this by renaming the Gulf of Mexico.

He's going to fix this by assuring us that our sexual identities are OK with him.

He's going to fix this by revoking the Constitutional guarantee of birthright citizenship.

He's going to fix this by deporting the workers who put the new roof on our house.

He's going to fix this by blaming airplane crashes on DEI.

He's going to fix this by firing a bunch of forest rangers and weather forecasters.

He's going to fix this by telling us that it was Ukraine that invaded Russia, and not the other way around.

Yes, Donald Trump is going to fix this problem with the price of eggs.
I know facts will not cure TDS, but the administration actually announced a four-point plan yesterday. But it's much more fun to post histrionics.
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9:14a
Yall expect too much. Lower your expectations. You act like the leader of America should be honest and truthful. People here worship Trump based on what he says not what he does.
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In reply to Midnight Rider • 9:15a
Do you know why egg prices are high?
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9:17a
Y'all don't sprain your elbows patting yourselves on the back too hard.
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In reply to Midnight Rider • 9:19a
Midnight Rider said:
My local eatery has announced that due to increases in the price of eggs, there will now be a surcharge on desert items.

I assured my wife not to worry about the price of eggs, because Donald Trump is taking measures to fix this.

He's going to fix this by renaming the Gulf of Mexico.

He's going to fix this by assuring us that our sexual identities are OK with him.

He's going to fix this by revoking the Constitutional guarantee of birthright citizenship.

He's going to fix this by deporting the workers who put the new roof on our house.

He's going to fix this by blaming airplane crashes on DEI.

He's going to fix this by firing a bunch of forest rangers and weather forecasters.

He's going to fix this by telling us that it was Ukraine that invaded Russia, and not the other way around.

Yes, Donald Trump is going to fix this problem with the price of eggs.

well, maybe he knows how to stop killing chickens for no reason and repopulate the chicken farms.. thats how you decrease the price of eggs. Restocking chicken farms takes time.
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Remind me, how long did Obama blame Bush for the bad economy when he took office? I remember it being at least a year, if not 4 years of blaming Bush. Trump has been in office for 39 days now. I don't see a near-term end to high egg prices and there are a lot of other inflationary issues that won't be solved by higher tariffs, but again, he's been in office for 39 days. A reasonable person needs to give a new president at least a few months before they start blaming the new president for current economic conditions. Obviously, there are no reasonable people on either side, but just speaking hypothetically.
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In reply to Robert Wilson • 10:27a
Robert Wilson said:
Do you know why egg prices are high?
Probably has something to do with DEI.
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In reply to Midnight Rider • 10:28a
Midnight Rider said:
My local eatery has announced that due to increases in the price of eggs, there will now be a surcharge on desert items.

I assured my wife not to worry about the price of eggs, because Donald Trump is taking measures to fix this.

He's going to fix this by renaming the Gulf of Mexico.

He's going to fix this by assuring us that our sexual identities are OK with him.

He's going to fix this by revoking the Constitutional guarantee of birthright citizenship.

He's going to fix this by deporting the workers who put the new roof on our house.

He's going to fix this by blaming airplane crashes on DEI.

He's going to fix this by firing a bunch of forest rangers and weather forecasters.

He's going to fix this by telling us that it was Ukraine that invaded Russia, and not the other way around.

Yes, Donald Trump is going to fix this problem with the price of eggs.
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In reply to Midnight Rider • 10:37a
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Robert Wilson said:
Do you know why egg prices are high?
Probably has something to do with DEI.
Yes. Government-mandated White Leghorn Holocaust.
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In reply to Malbec • 10:54a
Malbec said:
Midnight Rider said:
Robert Wilson said:
Do you know why egg prices are high?
Probably has something to do with DEI.
Yes. Government-mandated White Leghorn Holocaust.
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In reply to contrario • 10:55a
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Remind me, how long did Obama blame Bush for the bad economy when he took office? I remember it being at least a year, if not 4 years of blaming Bush. Trump has been in office for 39 days now. I don't see a near-term end to high egg prices and there are a lot of other inflationary issues that won't be solved by higher tariffs, but again, he's been in office for 39 days. A reasonable person needs to give a new president at least a few months before they start blaming the new president for current economic conditions. Obviously, there are no reasonable people on either side, but just speaking hypothetically.
He'd most definitely get some time and slack if he would just shut his pie hole, level with the peeps and quit making outlandish claims that you people buy, hook line and sinker. He said Inflation would come down on his first day in office --NOPE, to the contrary. It is rising. He said the would have the war resolved the first day he takes office...NOPE. Why do you people buy his non sense?
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100 million chickens executed by Biden's DoA

https://www.cnn.com/2025/01/28/business/chickens-avian-flu/index.html
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In reply to Midnight Rider • 11:05a
Midnight Rider said:
My local eatery has announced that due to increases in the price of eggs, there will now be a surcharge on desert items.

I assured my wife not to worry about the price of eggs, because Donald Trump is taking measures to fix this.

He's going to fix this by renaming the Gulf of Mexico.

He's going to fix this by assuring us that our sexual identities are OK with him.

He's going to fix this by revoking the Constitutional guarantee of birthright citizenship.

He's going to fix this by deporting the workers who put the new roof on our house.

He's going to fix this by blaming airplane crashes on DEI.

He's going to fix this by firing a bunch of forest rangers and weather forecasters.

He's going to fix this by telling us that it was Ukraine that invaded Russia, and not the other way around.

Yes, Donald Trump is going to fix this problem with the price of eggs.




If you and your wife's happiness depends on the price of eggs, then you lead a pretty charmed and privileged life. Good for you.

By the way, that's HORRIBLE news about your roofers getting deported!
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In reply to contrario • 11:20a
contrario said:
Remind me, how long did Obama blame Bush for the bad economy when he took office? I remember it being at least a year, if not 4 years of blaming Bush. Trump has been in office for 39 days now. I don't see a near-term end to high egg prices and there are a lot of other inflationary issues that won't be solved by higher tariffs, but again, he's been in office for 39 days. A reasonable person needs to give a new president at least a few months before they start blaming the new president for current economic conditions. Obviously, there are no reasonable people on either side, but just speaking hypothetically.
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11:30a
Egg prices are a great opportunity for schtick.

Person: man egg prices are so high
Me: yeah, wonder why chicken meat hasn't increased
Person: … I don't know, I never thought about that
Me: guess we found out which one came first!

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In reply to Robert Wilson • 11:39a
Robert Wilson said:
Do you know why egg prices are high?
Pretty obvious they don't.

Or simply don't care.
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Just upgraded my wife's wedding ring.

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100 million chickens executed by Biden's DoA

https://www.cnn.com/2025/01/28/business/chickens-avian-flu/index.html
Y'all was quiet as hell when it was black chickens getting killed.
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In reply to Mitch Blood Green • 11:49a
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Assassin said:
100 million chickens executed by Biden's DoA

https://www.cnn.com/2025/01/28/business/chickens-avian-flu/index.html
Y'all was quiet as hell when it was black chickens getting killed.


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In reply to Assassin • 11:53a
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Mitch Blood Green said:
Assassin said:
100 million chickens executed by Biden's DoA

https://www.cnn.com/2025/01/28/business/chickens-avian-flu/index.html
Y'all was quiet as hell when it was black chickens getting killed.


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In reply to Forest Bueller_bf • 12:05p
Forest Bueller_bf said:
Robert Wilson said:
Do you know why egg prices are high?
Pretty obvious they don't.

Or simply don't care.
Imagine being too damned dumb to see that the only way to troll the Republicans over this is to either pretend to be too dumb to understand why the chicken egg prices are rising or to actually BE too dumb to understand why chicken egg prices are rising but still thinking they cooked others by trying to troll.
Our vibrations were getting nasty. But why? I was puzzled, frustrated... Had we deteriorated to the level of dumb beasts?

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Harrison Bergeron said:
Midnight Rider said:
My local eatery has announced that due to increases in the price of eggs, there will now be a surcharge on desert items.

I assured my wife not to worry about the price of eggs, because Donald Trump is taking measures to fix this.

He's going to fix this by renaming the Gulf of Mexico.

He's going to fix this by assuring us that our sexual identities are OK with him.

He's going to fix this by revoking the Constitutional guarantee of birthright citizenship.

He's going to fix this by deporting the workers who put the new roof on our house.

He's going to fix this by blaming airplane crashes on DEI.

He's going to fix this by firing a bunch of forest rangers and weather forecasters.

He's going to fix this by telling us that it was Ukraine that invaded Russia, and not the other way around.

Yes, Donald Trump is going to fix this problem with the price of eggs.
I know facts will not cure TDS, but the administration actually announced a four-point plan yesterday. But it's much more fun to post histrionics.
Yeah, for the Chicken Pandemic one prong of the plan is vaccinations.

Go figure.
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In reply to fubar • 1:42p
fubar said:
Harrison Bergeron said:
Midnight Rider said:
My local eatery has announced that due to increases in the price of eggs, there will now be a surcharge on desert items.

I assured my wife not to worry about the price of eggs, because Donald Trump is taking measures to fix this.

He's going to fix this by renaming the Gulf of Mexico.

He's going to fix this by assuring us that our sexual identities are OK with him.

He's going to fix this by revoking the Constitutional guarantee of birthright citizenship.

He's going to fix this by deporting the workers who put the new roof on our house.

He's going to fix this by blaming airplane crashes on DEI.

He's going to fix this by firing a bunch of forest rangers and weather forecasters.

He's going to fix this by telling us that it was Ukraine that invaded Russia, and not the other way around.

Yes, Donald Trump is going to fix this problem with the price of eggs.
I know facts will not cure TDS, but the administration actually announced a four-point plan yesterday. But it's much more fun to post histrionics.
Yeah, for the Chicken Pandemic one prong of the plan is vaccinations.

Go figure.
Of course it is. Create a fake outbreak but mandate chickens get vaccinated by big Pharma products. Chickens don't protest mandated vaccines. Chickens don't question experimental vaccines. All the idiot masses will be told to care about is the price and availability of the eggs.
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In reply to Midnight Rider • 1:45p
Midnight Rider said:
My local eatery has announced that due to increases in the price of eggs, there will now be a surcharge on desert items.

I assured my wife not to worry about the price of eggs, because Donald Trump is taking measures to fix this.

He's going to fix this by renaming the Gulf of Mexico.

He's going to fix this by assuring us that our sexual identities are OK with him.

He's going to fix this by revoking the Constitutional guarantee of birthright citizenship.

He's going to fix this by deporting the workers who put the new roof on our house.

He's going to fix this by blaming airplane crashes on DEI.

He's going to fix this by firing a bunch of forest rangers and weather forecasters.

He's going to fix this by telling us that it was Ukraine that invaded Russia, and not the other way around.

Yes, Donald Trump is going to fix this problem with the price of eggs.




It's okay to say you're a longhorn.
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In reply to RD2WINAGNBEAR86 • 1:47p
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If you and your wife's happiness depends on the price of eggs, then you lead a pretty charmed and privileged life. Good for you.

By the way, that's HORRIBLE news about your roofers getting deported!
Actually, me and my wife's happiness depends on Donald Trump signaling about his virtues.
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The original post is amusing, however I don't think Donald Trump caused Avian Flu. The Easter Bunny might have a tough time this Easter.
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J.R. said:
contrario said:
Remind me, how long did Obama blame Bush for the bad economy when he took office? I remember it being at least a year, if not 4 years of blaming Bush. Trump has been in office for 39 days now. I don't see a near-term end to high egg prices and there are a lot of other inflationary issues that won't be solved by higher tariffs, but again, he's been in office for 39 days. A reasonable person needs to give a new president at least a few months before they start blaming the new president for current economic conditions. Obviously, there are no reasonable people on either side, but just speaking hypothetically.
He'd most definitely get some time and slack if he would just shut his pie hole, level with the peeps and quit making outlandish claims that you people buy, hook line and sinker. He said Inflation would come down on his first day in office --NOPE, to the contrary. It is rising. He said the would have the war resolved the first day he takes office...NOPE. Why do you people buy his non sense?
quash, no one took it literally except you. That's your problem.

I love the tribal outrage at politicians b.s. Most of the time Trump is trolling you Mensa-member TDSers.

You seem to forget the regime told us for the last four years that:
1. Inflation was not happening
2. Inflation is only slightly happening
3. It's happening and it's a good thing
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In reply to Mitch Blood Green • 2:28p
Mitch Blood Green said:
Assassin said:
Mitch Blood Green said:
Assassin said:
100 million chickens executed by Biden's DoA

https://www.cnn.com/2025/01/28/business/chickens-avian-flu/index.html
Y'all was quiet as hell when it was black chickens getting killed.


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In reply to Midnight Rider • 2:35p
Midnight Rider said:
RD2WINAGNBEAR86 said:






If you and your wife's happiness depends on the price of eggs, then you lead a pretty charmed and privileged life. Good for you.

By the way, that's HORRIBLE news about your roofers getting deported!
Actually, me and my wife's happiness depends on Donald Trump signaling about his virtues.
Then y'all should certainly be very happy. Sometimes Trump talks too much.

Perhaps you should write Joe Biden a letter and tell him thanks for keeping us all safe from the Bird Flu by ordering the slaughter of tens of millions of chickens. What could possibly go wrong?
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In case you haven't noticed, I'm in a flippant, sarcastic mood today. But on a serious note, I can't think of a single thing that I would thank Joe Biden for. If he had withdrawn sooner so as to allow for an open convention, I would have thanked him for that.
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In case you haven't noticed, I'm in a flippant, sarcastic mood today. But on a serious note, I can't think of a single thing that I would thank Joe Biden for. If he had withdrawn sooner so as to allow for an open convention, I would have thanked him for that.
There is one thing. Setting the table for Donald Trump. Don't know if America could be delivered so completely by anyone but Sleepy Joe
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In reply to Harrison Bergeron • 3:27p
Harrison Bergeron said:
J.R. said:
contrario said:
Remind me, how long did Obama blame Bush for the bad economy when he took office? I remember it being at least a year, if not 4 years of blaming Bush. Trump has been in office for 39 days now. I don't see a near-term end to high egg prices and there are a lot of other inflationary issues that won't be solved by higher tariffs, but again, he's been in office for 39 days. A reasonable person needs to give a new president at least a few months before they start blaming the new president for current economic conditions. Obviously, there are no reasonable people on either side, but just speaking hypothetically.
He'd most definitely get some time and slack if he would just shut his pie hole, level with the peeps and quit making outlandish claims that you people buy, hook line and sinker. He said Inflation would come down on his first day in office --NOPE, to the contrary. It is rising. He said the would have the war resolved the first day he takes office...NOPE. Why do you people buy his non sense?
quash, no one took it literally except you. That's your problem.

I love the tribal outrage at politicians b.s. Most of the time Trump is trolling you Mensa-member TDSers.

You seem to forget the regime told us for the last four years that:
1. Inflation was not happening
2. Inflation is only slightly happening
3. It's happening and it's a good thing
now young Hank, is inflation increasing or decreasing since day 1 of the Liar in Chief per his commitment? Young Hank.....tell me if the unemployment numbers or increasing or decreasing? Young hank...did the Liar in Chief solve the war on the first day, per his commitment. I just love how you and your simpleton ilk throw around the TDS non sense when at the end of the day,, you clowns a AT...Always Trump.
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