marco said:

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99 tins of fish on the wall
99 tins of fish
take one down
pass it around
98 tins of fish on the wall

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Do gar fit in tins?

BU84BEAR said:

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marco said:

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99 tins of fish on the wall
99 tins of fish
take one down
pass it around
98 tins of fish on the wall

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Do gar fit in tins?

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I suppose it depends on how big the tins are.

We're going to need a lot for the party on the 23rd.

Are you going to be there tomorrow for the planning meeting?

SMack said:

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BU84BEAR said:

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marco said:

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99 tins of fish on the wall
99 tins of fish
take one down
pass it around
98 tins of fish on the wall

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Do gar fit in tins?

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I suppose it depends on how big the tins are.

We're going to need a lot for the party on the 23rd.

Are you going to be there tomorrow for the planning meeting?

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As always

BU84BEAR said:

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marco said:

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99 tins of fish on the wall
99 tins of fish
take one down
pass it around
98 tins of fish on the wall

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Do gar fit in tins?

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They can.

Everyone's invited over to my place after the planning meeting for a good ol fashioned pre game gar fry.

marco said:

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BU84BEAR said:

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marco said:

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99 tins of fish on the wall
99 tins of fish
take one down
pass it around
98 tins of fish on the wall

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Do gar fit in tins?

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They can.

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Mmmmm...Gardines!

AceThedic said:

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12-07-13. I was there when the lights went out.

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Me too.

BU84BEAR said:

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marco said:

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Today I broke my own personal record for most consecutive days lived. Woooooo!!!!!!!!

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This is a tremendous coincidence, because I did too!!!!!!

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I'm waiting until tomorrow to break my own personal record for consecutive days lived. Now that I'm 53, it's my only hope.

StatMan: 285 days since 300 days to age 53, 250 days since 100 days since it was one year until age 53
Pawblow Fonkeigh, FKA Maxwell's Silver Hammer: Day 17 of Being 53, 196 days since being rounded to age 53, 27 days since his/her transition
195 days until the Persian new year
tommie: 400 days to age 53
Yogi: 3,950 days to age 53
phewghbaughar: 6,627 days of being not 53, seriously?
quash: 2,096 days of being not 53
BU84Bear: 341 days of being not 53, which is 769 days less than Marco
NoBS-U: Day 114 of being not 53, barely clinging to life
RD2WINAGN80sBEAR86: Not 53 Day 98
Robemcdo: 71 more days of being 53
585 days since failing to start a countdown to 11/29/2016
Chamberman: 281 days since being about one cigar away from age 53
BUGWBBear: 275 days since it was nine months after turning 53
265 days since notbubbleboy (age 53) allegedly murdered Zsa Zsa Gabor (age 99)
8,067 days since Jerry Garcia kicked the bucket (which was eight days after turning 53!)
**14,871 days of Mama Assassin being not 53
257 days since 53-year-old George Michael joined Mr. Garcia in death.
SethS: 19,102 days to age 53
ScottS: 1,395 days to age 53
10.55 kilodays until Dak Prescott turns 53
315.6 dekadays until rapper Kilo Ali turns 53
2.18 hectodays until Hex Hector turns 53
3,968 days until Augustin Legrand is no longer not 53
57,208 days of Robert E. Lee being not 53
LIB,MR BEARS: Day 53 of being not 53 for the second time (if still alive)
Baseball legend Ted Williams: 10,903 days of being not 53
Day 212 of Glenn Beck being 53
5,952 days of Karen Valentine being not 53
6,152 days of Sally Field being not 53
Conan O'Brien: Day 145 of being not 53 again
SethS is about 19 lbs from being 53 lbs (we always like to get updates from ScottS)
D.L. Hughley has been not 53 for 187 days
404 days until Mack Rhoades is 53
2,235 days until Scott Drew is 53
2,272 days until Steve Rodriguez is 53
3,796 days until Matt Rhule is 53
Hope Davis: 171st day of being 53
15 days until Gene Watkins and Rafael Palmeiro are 53
140 days until Alan Cumming turns 53
145 days since a couple of celebrities that Marco didn't recognize turned 53
135 days since Hank Azaria turned 53
Day 125 of Melissa Gilbert being 53, Day 4,297 of her repugnant marriage to Timothy Busfield
Day 131 of Kelly Gibson surviving as a 53-year-old
10,111 days until Pecos 45's daughter turns 53
Day 2,946 of Dale Steele being Not 53
Day 56 of Phoebe Cates being one with phewghbaughar in being Not 53, only separated by a restraining order
88,090 days since 53-year-olds Samuel Adams and John Witherspoon signed the Declaration of Independence
61 days since Haley got a goat, which may now be cabrito
Day 320 of Kevin Kline being 69
Seven days since the Nibiru calamity at McLane Stadium
Jennifer Jason Leigh hasn't been 53 for 580 days. However, her father, Vic Morrow, died when he was 53. He was known for almost always keeping his head in a crisis.
37 days since the beginning of the Great Stuckey's Migration, and the old threads still aren't here, so we don't know the number of days until the Comet/Sardine Party
1,068 days until the man Mike Gundy is 53
2,182 days until Debbie (or Debra) Gibson is 53
Marco: Day 1,110 of being Not 53

BU84BEAR said:

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Everyone's invited over to my place after the planning meeting for a good ol fashioned pre game gar fry.

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Has the meeting started yet?

SMack said:

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BU84BEAR said:

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Everyone's invited over to my place after the planning meeting for a good ol fashioned pre game gar fry.

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Has the meeting started yet?

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Where were you?

I'd say hurry over but we only had a couple of 50 pound gars. They are almost gone.

No worries, Savor may still have something to eat at the game.

BU84BEAR said:

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SMack said:

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BU84BEAR said:

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Everyone's invited over to my place after the planning meeting for a good ol fashioned pre game gar fry.

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Has the meeting started yet?

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Where were you?

I'd say hurry over but we only had a couple of 50 pound gars. They are almost gone.

No worries, Savor may still have something to eat at the game.

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Dang. I always miss the good parts.

I've heard they're featuring a new drink this week: Dr Pepper RT, with "Liquid Ice". The RT stands for Room Temperature.

I had some gar in the freezer from last fall, thawed some out and had that for lunch today. Not bad. Need to remember to remove the scales next time, I weigh a ton.

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I had some gar in the freezer from last fall, thawed some out and had that for lunch today. Not bad. Need to remember to remove the scales next time, I weigh a ton.

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So you didn't go to the meeting either?

Fourscore less 66 days until Statman's 53rd birthday.

This is also known as a fortnight.

SMack said:

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marco said:

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I had some gar in the freezer from last fall, thawed some out and had that for lunch today. Not bad. Need to remember to remove the scales next time, I weigh a ton.

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So you didn't go to the meeting either?

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Lucky 13 days to Statman's 53rd birthday

StatMan: 287 days since 300 days to age 53, 252 days since 100 days since it was one year until age 53
Pauwblow Fonkay, FKA Maxwell's Silver Hammer: Day 19 of Being 53, 198 days since being rounded to age 53, 29 days since his/her transition
193 days until the Persian new year
tommie: 398 days to age 53
Yogi: 3,948 days to age 53
phughbar: 6,629 days of being not 53, seriously?
quash: 2,098 days of being not 53
BU84Bear: 343 days of being not 53, which is 769 days less than Marco
NoBS-U: Day 116 of being not 53, barely clinging to life
RD2WINAGN80sBEAR86: Not 53 Day 100
Robemcdo: 69 more days of being 53
587 days since failing to start a countdown to 11/29/2016
Chamberman: 283 days since being about one cigar away from age 53
BUGWBBear: 277 days since it was nine months after turning 53
267 days since notbubbleboy (age 53) allegedly murdered Zsa Zsa Gabor (age 99)
8,069 days since Jerry Garcia went six feet under (which was eight days after turning 53!)
**14,873 days of Mama Assassin being not 53
259 days since 53-year-old George Michael joined Mr. Garcia in death.
SethS: 19,100 days to age 53
ScottS: 1,393 days to age 53
10.548 kilodays until Dak Prescott turns 53
315.4 dekadays until rapper Kilo Ali turns 53
2.16 hectodays until Hex Hector turns 53
3,966 days until Augustin Legrand is no longer not 53
57,210 days of Robert E. Lee being not 53
LIB,MR BEARS: Day 55 of being not 53 for the second time (if still alive)
Baseball legend Ted Williams: 10,903 days of being not 53
Day 214 of Glenn Beck being 53
5,954 days of Karen Valentine being not 53
6,154 days of Sally Field being not 53
Conan O'Brien: Day 147 of being not 53 again
SethS is about 19 lbs from being 53 lbs (we always like to get updates from ScottS)
D.L. Hughley has been not 53 for 189 days
402 days until Mack Rhoades is 53
2,233 days until Scott Drew is 53
2,270 days until Steve Rodriguez is 53
3,794 days until Matt Rhule is 53
Hope Davis: 173rd day of being 53
13 days until Gene Watkins and Rafael Palmeiro are 53
138 days until Alan Cumming turns 53
147 days since a couple of celebrities that Marco didn't recognize turned 53
137 days since Hank Azaria turned 53
Day 127 of Melissa Gilbert being 53, Day 4,299 of her yucky marriage to Timothy Busfield
Day 133 of Kelly Gibson surviving as a 53-year-old
10,109 days until Pecos 45's daughter turns 53
Day 2,948 of Dale Steele being Not 53
Day 58 of Phoebe Cates being one with phughbar in being Not 53, only separated by a restraining order
88,092 days since 53-year-olds Samuel Adams and John Witherspoon signed the Declaration of Independence
63 days since Haley got a goat, which may now be cabrito
Day 322 of Kevin Kline being 69
Nine days since Nibiru arrived at McLane Stadium
Jennifer Jason Leigh hasn't been 53 for 582 days. However, her father, Vic Morrow, died when he was 53. He was known for almost always keeping his head in a crisis.
39 days since the beginning of the Great Stuckey's Migration, and the old threads still aren't here, so we don't know the number of days until the Comet/Sardine Party
1,066 days until the man Mike Gundy is 53
2,180 days until Debbie (or Debra) Gibson is 53
Marco: Day 1,112 of being Not 53

One dozen days before Statman celebrates his 53rd birthday in exile. This assumes he is still alive.

StatMan: 288 days since 300 days to age 53, 253 days since 100 days since it was one year until age 53
Paahblow Fonkeay, FKA Maxwell's Silver Hammer: Day 20 of Being 53, 199 days since being rounded to age 53, 30 days since his/her transition
192 days until the Persian new year
tommie: 397 days to age 53
Yogi: 3,947 days to age 53
fughbahr: 6,630 days of being not 53, seriously?
quash: 2,099 days of being not 53
BU84Bear: 344 days of being not 53, which is 769 days less than Marco
NoBS-U: Day 117 of being not 53, barely clinging to life
RD2WINAGN80sBEAR86: Not 53 Day 101
Robemcdo: 68 more days of being 53
588 days since failing to start a countdown to 11/29/2016
Chamberman: 284 days since being about one cigar away from age 53
BUGWBBear: 278 days since it was nine months after turning 53
268 days since notbubbleboy (age 53) allegedly murdered Zsa Zsa Gabor (age 99)
8,070 days since Jerry Garcia went six feet under (which was eight days after turning 53!)
**14,874 days of Mama Assassin being not 53
260 days since 53-year-old George Michael joined Mr. Garcia in death.
SethS: 19,099 days to age 53
ScottS: 1,392 days to age 53
10.547 kilodays until Dak Prescott turns 53
315.3 dekadays until rapper Kilo Ali turns 53
2.15 hectodays until Hex Hector turns 53
3,965 days until Augustin Legrand is no longer not 53
57,211 days of Robert E. Lee being not 53
LIB,MR BEARS: Day 56 of being not 53 for the second time (if still alive)
Baseball legend Ted Williams: 10,903 days of being not 53
Day 215 of Glenn Beck being 53
5,955 days of Karen Valentine being not 53
6,155 days of Sally Field being not 53
Conan O'Brien: Day 148 of being not 53 again
SethS is about 19 lbs from being 53 lbs (we always like to get updates from ScottS)
D.L. Hughley has been not 53 for 190 days
401 days until Mack Rhoades is 53
2,232 days until Scott Drew is 53
2,269 days until Steve Rodriguez is 53
3,793 days until Matt Rhule is 53
Hope Davis: 174th day of being 53
12 days until Gene Watkins and Rafael Palmeiro are 53
137 days until Alan Cumming turns 53
148 days since a couple of celebrities that Marco didn't recognize turned 53
138 days since Hank Azaria turned 53
Day 128 of Melissa Gilbert being 53, Day 4,300 of her awful marriage to Timothy Busfield
Day 134 of Kelly Gibson surviving as a 53-year-old
10,108 days until Pecos 45's daughter turns 53
Day 2,949 of Dale Steele being Not 53
Day 59 of Phoebe Cates being one with fughbahr in being Not 53, only separated by a restraining order
88,093 days since 53-year-olds Samuel Adams and John Witherspoon signed the Declaration of Independence
64 days since Haley got a goat, which may now be cabrito
Day 323 of Kevin Kline being 69
Ten days since Nibiru arrived at McLane Stadium
Jennifer Jason Leigh hasn't been 53 for 583 days. However, her father, Vic Morrow, died when he was 53. He was known for almost always keeping his head in a crisis.
40 days since the beginning of the Great Stuckey's Migration, and the old threads still aren't here, so we don't know the number of days until the Comet/Sardine Party
1,065 days until the man Mike Gundy is 53
2,179 days until Debbie (or Debra) Gibson is 53
Marco: Day 1,113 of being Not 53
Five days until Turner Classic Movies shows Pecos 45's film, RETURN TO GIANT, twice

SMack said:

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Marco: Day 1,113 of being Not 53
Five days until Turner Classic Movies shows Pecos 45's film, RETURN TO GIANT, twice

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This is pretty durn cool.

BU84BEAR said:

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SMack said:

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S
Marco: Day 1,113 of being Not 53
Five days until Turner Classic Movies shows Pecos 45's film, RETURN TO GIANT, twice

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This is pretty durn cool.

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We keep track of all the important stuff.

roscoe redux:

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/woman-finds-coyote-%E2%80%99embedded%E2%80%99-in-cars-grille-after-20-mile-drive/ar-AArOSsM?li=BBnbfcL&fullscreen=true#image=1

- KKM

william said:

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roscoe redux:

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/woman-finds-coyote-%E2%80%99embedded%E2%80%99-in-cars-grille-after-20-mile-drive/ar-AArOSsM?li=BBnbfcL&fullscreen=true#image=1

- KKM

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Yet another roadrunner victim.

Still no Statman?

SMack said:

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william said:

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roscoe redux:

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/woman-finds-coyote-%E2%80%99embedded%E2%80%99-in-cars-grille-after-20-mile-drive/ar-AArOSsM?li=BBnbfcL&fullscreen=true#image=1

- KKM

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Yet another roadrunner victim.

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Is that an ACME vehicle?

StatMan: 289 days since 300 days to age 53, 254 days since 100 days since it was one year until age 53
Pawblo Phohnkeay, FKA Maxwell's Silver Hammer: Day 21 of Being 53, 200 days since being rounded to age 53, 31 days since his/her transition
191 days until the Persian new year
tommie: 396 days to age 53
Yogi: 3,946 days to age 53
phughbhar: 6,631 days of being not 53, seriously?
quash: 2,100 days of being not 53
BU84Bear: 345 days of being not 53, which is 769 days less than Marco
NoBS-U: Day 118 of being not 53, barely clinging to life
RD2WINAGN80sBEAR86: Not 53 Day 102
Robemcdo: 67 more days of being 53
589 days since failing to start a countdown to 11/29/2016
Chamberman: 285 days since being about one cigar away from age 53
BUGWBBear: 279 days since it was nine months after turning 53
269 days since notbubbleboy (age 53) allegedly murdered Zsa Zsa Gabor (age 99)
8,071 days since Jerry Garcia checked out (which was eight days after turning 53!)
**14,875 days of Mama Assassin being not 53
261 days since 53-year-old George Michael joined Mr. Garcia in death.
SethS: 19,098 days to age 53
ScottS: 1,391 days to age 53
10.546 kilodays until Dak Prescott turns 53
315.2 dekadays until rapper Kilo Ali turns 53
2.14 hectodays until Hex Hector turns 53
3,964 days until Augustin Legrand is no longer not 53
57,212 days of Robert E. Lee being not 53
LIB,MR BEARS: Day 57 of being not 53 for the second time (if still alive)
Baseball legend Ted Williams: 10,903 days of being not 53
Day 216 of Glenn Beck being 53
5,956 days of Karen Valentine being not 53
6,156 days of Sally Field being not 53
Conan O'Brien: Day 149 of being not 53 again
SethS is about 19 lbs from being 53 lbs (we always like to get updates from ScottS)
D.L. Hughley has been not 53 for 191 days
400 days until Mack Rhoades is 53
2,231 days until Scott Drew is 53
2,268 days until Steve Rodriguez is 53
3,792 days until Matt Rhule is 53
Hope Davis: 175th day of being 53
11 days until Gene Watkins and Rafael Palmeiro are 53
136 days until Alan Cumming turns 53
149 days since a couple of celebrities that Marco didn't recognize turned 53
139 days since Hank Azaria turned 53
Day 129 of Melissa Gilbert being 53, Day 4,301 of her unbearable marriage to Timothy Busfield
Day 135 of Kelly Gibson surviving as a 53-year-old
10,107 days until Pecos 45's daughter turns 53
Day 2,950 of Dale Steele being Not 53
Day 60 of Phoebe Cates being one with phughbhar in being Not 53, only separated by a restraining order
88,094 days since 53-year-olds Samuel Adams and John Witherspoon signed the Declaration of Independence
65 days since Haley got a goat, which may now be cabrito
Day 324 of Kevin Kline being 69
11 days since Nibiru arrived at McLane Stadium
Jennifer Jason Leigh hasn't been 53 for 584 days. However, her father, Vic Morrow, died when he was 53. He was known for almost always keeping his head in a crisis.
41 days since the beginning of the Great Stuckey's Migration, and the old threads still aren't here, so we don't know the number of days until the Comet/Sardine Party
1,064 days until the man Mike Gundy is 53
2,178 days until Debbie (or Debra) Gibson is 53
Marco: Day 1,114 of being Not 53
Four days until Turner Classic Movies shows Pecos 45's film, RETURN TO GIANT, twice

Stranger said:

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Still no Statman?

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Maybe we should hire a private investigator to find him.

Does anyone know one that works cheap?

I bet we could get StatMan to be our investigator. Does anyone know where we can find him?

Pablo Fanque said:

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I bet we could get StatMan to be our investigator. Does anyone know where we can find him?

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I guess we need an investigator investigator.

That's a lot of 'gators.

Is there such thing as an investi'gator gar?

StatMan: 290 days since 300 days to age 53, 255 days since 100 days since it was one year until age 53
Paughlo Phaughnkay, FKA Maxwell's Silver Hammer: Day 22 of Being 53, 201 days since being rounded to age 53, 32 days since his/her transition
187 days until the Persian new year
tommie: 395 days to age 53
Yogi: 3,945 days to age 53
phubr: 6,632 days of being not 53, seriously?
quash: 2,101 days of being not 53
BU84Bear: 346 days of being not 53, which is 769 days less than Marco
NoBS-U: Day 119 of being not 53, barely clinging to life
RD2WINAGN80sBEAR86: Not 53 Day 103
Robemcdo: 66 more days of being 53
590 days since failing to start a countdown to 11/29/2016
Chamberman: 286 days since being about one cigar away from age 53
BUGWBBear: 280 days since it was nine months after turning 53
270 days since notbubbleboy (age 53) allegedly murdered Zsa Zsa Gabor (age 99)
8,072 days since Jerry Garcia flatlined (which was eight days after turning 53!)
**14,876 days of Mama Assassin being not 53
262 days since 53-year-old George Michael joined Mr. Garcia in death.
SethS: 19,097 days to age 53
ScottS: 1,390 days to age 53
10.545 kilodays until Dak Prescott turns 53
315.1 dekadays until rapper Kilo Ali turns 53
2.13 hectodays until Hex Hector turns 53
3,963 days until Augustin Legrand is no longer not 53
57,215 days of Robert E. Lee being not 53
LIB,MR BEARS: Day 58 of being not 53 for the second time (if still alive)
Baseball legend Ted Williams: 10,903 days of being not 53
Day 217 of Glenn Beck being 53
5,957 days of Karen Valentine being not 53
6,157 days of Sally Field being not 53
Conan O'Brien: Day 150 of being not 53 again
SethS is about 18 lbs from being 53 lbs (we always like to get updates from ScottS)
D.L. Hughley has been not 53 for 192 days
399 days until Mack Rhoades is 53
2,230 days until Scott Drew is 53
2,267 days until Steve Rodriguez is 53
3,791 days until Matt Rhule is 53
Hope Davis: 176th day of being 53
10 days until Gene Watkins and Rafael Palmeiro are 53
135 days until Alan Cumming turns 53
152 days since a couple of celebrities that Marco didn't recognize turned 53
142 days since Hank Azaria turned 53
Day 130 of Melissa Gilbert being 53, Day 4,302 of her odious marriage to Timothy Busfield
Day 136 of Kelly Gibson surviving as a 53-year-old
10,106 days until Pecos 45's daughter turns 53
Day 2,951 of Dale Steele being Not 53
Day 61 of Phoebe Cates being one with phughbhar in being Not 53, only separated by a restraining order
88,095 days since 53-year-olds Samuel Adams and John Witherspoon signed the Declaration of Independence
66 days since Haley got a goat, which may now be cabrito
Day 325 of Kevin Kline being 69
12 days since Nibiru arrived at McLane Stadium
Jennifer Jason Leigh hasn't been 53 for 588 days. However, her father, Vic Morrow, died when he was 53. He was known for almost always keeping his head in a crisis.
42 days since the beginning of the Great Stuckey's Migration, and the old threads still aren't here, so we don't know the number of days until the Comet/Sardine Party
1,063 days until the man Mike Gundy is 53
2,177 days until Debbie (or Debra) Gibson is 53
Marco: Day 1,115 of being Not 53
Three days until Turner Classic Movies shows Pecos 45's film, RETURN TO GIANT, twice
Day One of the StatMan Investigation Investigation

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