Sound off if you were there when the lights went out

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AGFEVER
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i GOT SLeepy and then when I waked up it was cold and dark. There was a light and i walked and walked and it may have been dream. I sleep again and wake up here on SECEM. I have these in pockets.



There are little fishes in lemon. My wife and sister say shut up and eat. I think I am home. WhOOOP!


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AGFEVER said:

i GOT SLeepy and then when I waked up it was cold and dark. There was a light and i walked and walked and it may have been dream. I sleep again and wake up here on SECEM. I have these in pockets.



There are little fishes in lemon. My wife and sister say shut up and eat. I think I am home. WhOOOP!


FEV


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AGFEVER
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i GOT SLeepy and then when I waked up it was cold and dark. There was a light and i walked and walked and it may have been dream. I sleep again and wake up here on SECEM. I have these in pockets.



There are little fishes in lemon. My wife and sister say shut up and eat. I think I am home. WhOOOP!


FEV

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Worth repeating.

I approve.
AGFEVER
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I don't know how, I can bearly write once. There is trickary of foot.


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Today's image was selected to countdown to the birthday's of (in order) Pablo Fanque and that of the
Statman (who has now been missing for _13 (at least)__ days.





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StatMan: 261 days since 300 days to age 53, 226 days since 100 days since it was one year until age 53
Pablo Fanque, FKA Maxwell's Silver Hammer: eight days to age 53, 172 days since being rounded to age 53, three days since his/her transition
216 days until the Persian new year
tommie: 424 days to age 53
Yogi: 3,974 days to age 53
phoobhar: 6,603 days of being not 53, seriously?
quash: 2,072 days of being not 53
BU84Bear: 317 days of being not 53
NoBS-U: Day 90 of being not 53, barely clinging to life
RD2WINAGNBEAR86: Not 53 Day 74
Robemcdo: 95 more days of being 53
561 days since failing to start a countdown to 11/29/2016
Chamberman: 257 days since being about one cigar away from age 53
BUGWBBear: 251 days since it was nine months after turning 53
241 days since notbubbleboy (age 53) allegedly murdered Zsa Zsa Gabor (age 99)
8,043 days since Jerry Garcia succumbed (which was eight days after turning 53!)
**14,847 days of Mama Assassin being not 53
233 days since 53-year-old George Michael joined Mr. Garcia in death.
SethS: 19,126 days to age 53
ScottS: 1,419 days to age 53
10.574 kilodays until Dak Prescott turns 53
318 dekadays until rapper Kilo Ali turns 53
2.42 hectodays until Hex Hector turns 53
3,992 days until Augustin Legrand is no longer not 53
57,184 days of Robert E. Lee being not 53
LIB,MR BEARS: Day 29 of being not 53 for the second time (if still alive)
Baseball legend Ted Williams: 10,903 days of being not 53
Day 188 of Glenn Beck being 53
5,928 days of Karen Valentine being not 53
6,128 days of Sally Field being not 53
Conan O'Brien: Day 121 of being not 53 again
SethS is about 22 lbs from being 53 lbs (we always like to get updates from ScottS)
D.L. Hughley has been not 53 for 163 days
428 days until Mack Rhoades is 53
2,259 days until Scott Drew is 53
2,296 days until Steve Rodriguez is 53
3,820 days until Matt Rhule is 53
Hope Davis: 147th day of being 53
39 days until Gene Watkins and Rafael Palmeiro are 53
164 days until Alan Cumming turns 53
123 days since a couple of celebrities that Marco didn't recognize turned 53
113 days since Hank Azaria turned 53
Day 101 of Melissa Gilbert being 53, Day 4,273 of her ugly marriage to Timothy Busfield
Day 107 of Kelly Gibson surviving as a 53-year-old
10,135 days until Pecos 45's daughter turns 53
Day 2,922 of Dale Steele being Not 53
Day 32 of Phoebe Cates being one with phoobhar in being Not 53, only separated by a restraining order
88,066 days since 53-year-olds Samuel Adams and John Witherspoon signed the Declaration of Independence
37 days since Haley got a goat
Day 296 of Kevin Kline being 69
One day closer to the Nibiru calamity
Jennifer Jason Leigh hasn't been 53 for 559 days. However, her father, Vic Morrow, died when he was 53. He was known for almost always keeping his head in a crisis.
13 days since the beginning of the Great Stuckey's Migration
1,092 days until the man Mike Gundy is 53
SMack
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Should the Robert E. Lee portion of the countdown be removed?
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SMack said:

Should the Robert E. Lee portion of the countdown be removed?

I'd say that just about every one of those guys on the countdown from baylorfans has offended me. So, if you do, you will need to remove ALL the BFans people, including me. Because I once or twice have offended myself.
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BU84BEAR said:

SMack said:

Should the Robert E. Lee portion of the countdown be removed?
I'd say that just about every one of those guys on the countdown from baylorfans has offended me. So, if you do, you will need to remove ALL the BFans people, including me. Because I once or twice have offended myself.
I thought they were fictional characters, and any resemblance to any real persons, 53 or not, is purely coincidental.

I may have been wrong -- should I commit username suicide to prevent additional harm?
BU84BEAR
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Hmmm, I guess the internet does lead one to potentially have that perspective. However, being a Baylor fan board, I believe the intention was that real people with fictional names would primarily be participating. Had things always gone as intended, the caveat might have been: These posts are based on true events. The names have been changed to protect the guilty.

but to answer your other question. Reality bites.....we need fictional characters. We can't depend solely on true bat (_|_) crazy to make these threads entertaining. So, nix the suicide idea.
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We once again offer a double countdown of the number of days until both Pablo Fanque's and Statman's 53rd birthdays (in order).



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Trigger warning: the following list contains a reference to a Confederate Civil War general.

Note: There is also a reference to a goat, which is kind of like a safe space. If you're Not 53, and there is a lot of time between you and Being 53, you should probably go to another thread. Seriously. I mean really, it could make you mad and stuff, plus some parts are kind of creepy, like the artist formerly known as fubar, and fictional characters being rounded. Anyway, you've been warned, so don't come running to me and complaining about being offended about sexism, intolerance, xenophobia, homophobia, Islamophobia, racism, 53ism, and non-53ism.

StatMan: 262 days since 300 days to age 53, 227 days since 100 days since it was one year until age 53
Pablo Fanque, FKA Maxwell's Silver Hammer: seven days to age 53, 173 days since being rounded to age 53, four days since his/her transition
215 days until the Persian new year
tommie: 423 days to age 53
Yogi: 3,973 days to age 53
phoobhaar: 6,604 days of being not 53, seriously?
quash: 2,073 days of being not 53
BU84Bear: 318 days of being not 53
NoBS-U: Day 91 of being not 53, barely clinging to life
RD2WINAGNBEAR86: Not 53 Day 75
Robemcdo: 94 more days of being 53
562 days since failing to start a countdown to 11/29/2016
Chamberman: 258 days since being about one cigar away from age 53
BUGWBBear: 252 days since it was nine months after turning 53
242 days since notbubbleboy (age 53) allegedly murdered Zsa Zsa Gabor (age 99)
8,044 days since Jerry Garcia surrendered his life (which was eight days after turning 53!)
**14,848 days of Mama Assassin being not 53
234 days since 53-year-old George Michael joined Mr. Garcia in death.
SethS: 19,125 days to age 53
ScottS: 1,418 days to age 53
10.573 kilodays until Dak Prescott turns 53
317.9 dekadays until rapper Kilo Ali turns 53
2.41 hectodays until Hex Hector turns 53
3,991 days until Augustin Legrand is no longer not 53
57,185 days of Robert E. Lee being not 53
LIB,MR BEARS: Day 30 of being not 53 for the second time (if still alive)
Baseball legend Ted Williams: 10,903 days of being not 53
Day 189 of Glenn Beck being 53
5,929 days of Karen Valentine being not 53
6,129 days of Sally Field being not 53
Conan O'Brien: Day 122 of being not 53 again
SethS is about 21 lbs from being 53 lbs (we always like to get updates from ScottS)
D.L. Hughley has been not 53 for 164 days
427 days until Mack Rhoades is 53
2,258 days until Scott Drew is 53
2,295 days until Steve Rodriguez is 53
3,819 days until Matt Rhule is 53
Hope Davis: 148th day of being 53
38 days until Gene Watkins and Rafael Palmeiro are 53
163 days until Alan Cumming turns 53
124 days since a couple of celebrities that Marco didn't recognize turned 53
114 days since Hank Azaria turned 53
Day 102 of Melissa Gilbert being 53, Day 4,274 of her despicable marriage to Timothy Busfield
Day 108 of Kelly Gibson surviving as a 53-year-old
10,134 days until Pecos 45's daughter turns 53
Day 2,923 of Dale Steele being Not 53
Day 33 of Phoebe Cates being one with phoobhaar in being Not 53, only separated by a restraining order
88,067 days since 53-year-olds Samuel Adams and John Witherspoon signed the Declaration of Independence
38 days since Haley got a goat
Day 297 of Kevin Kline being 69
One day closer to the Nibiru calamity
Jennifer Jason Leigh hasn't been 53 for 560 days. However, her father, Vic Morrow, died when he was 53. He was known for almost always keeping his head in a crisis.
14 days since the beginning of the Great Stuckey's Migration
1,091 days until the man Mike Gundy is 53

Pablo Fanque
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Ya know, all of this talk of Melissa Gilbert and Phoebe Cates and someone called Kelly Gibson has me wondering what's up these days with Debbie Gibson? I know she tried to go all grown up by name-changing to Debra Gibson and recording some sort of ballad, but that iconic image of Debbie remains Only in My Dreams.
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For the next week or so, you and Debbie (or Debra) can enjoy the intimate bond of being Not 53, but it will be short-lived. In a little over a year, you can reunite with her in being Not 53, with the sad foreboding knowledge that she will be Not 53 for only about five years.

With or without restraining orders, your relationship with Ms. Gibson looks to be a rocky one.

Maybe you should invite her to the Halleys Comet party in 2061. She probably loves sardines. And if she doesn't, you don't want her in your life anyway.
Pablo Fanque
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Relating back to the original thread title, I was not there when the lights went out, but I heard about this fellow who was there when the lights went out on Broadway:

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She has been in a SyFy channel Friday campy movie of the week, co-starring with her 80's rival Tiffani, as they battle some creature ....I don't remember what exactly, but it would have been half piranha and half crocodile or something like that.

And most recently, she starred in a Hallmark summer romance playing a has been teen sensation forced into substitute teaching (music) when the nightclub and 80's nostalgia bookings dried up.
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StatMan: 263 days since 300 days to age 53, 228 days since 100 days since it was one year until age 53
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214 days until the Persian new year
tommie: 422 days to age 53
Yogi: 3,972 days to age 53
phoobbaar: 6,605 days of being not 53, seriously?
quash: 2,074 days of being not 53
BU84Bear: 319 days of being not 53
NoBS-U: Day 92 of being not 53, barely clinging to life
RD2WINAGNBEAR86: Not 53 Day 76
Robemcdo: 93 more days of being 53
563 days since failing to start a countdown to 11/29/2016
Chamberman: 259 days since being about one cigar away from age 53
BUGWBBear: 253 days since it was nine months after turning 53
243 days since notbubbleboy (age 53) allegedly murdered Zsa Zsa Gabor (age 99)
8,045 days since Jerry Garcia was snuffed out (which was eight days after turning 53!)
**14,849 days of Mama Assassin being not 53
235 days since 53-year-old George Michael joined Mr. Garcia in death.
SethS: 19,124 days to age 53
ScottS: 1,417 days to age 53
10.572 kilodays until Dak Prescott turns 53
317.8 dekadays until rapper Kilo Ali turns 53
2.4 hectodays until Hex Hector turns 53
3,990 days until Augustin Legrand is no longer not 53
57,186 days of Robert E. Lee being not 53
LIB,MR BEARS: Day 31 of being not 53 for the second time (if still alive)
Baseball legend Ted Williams: 10,903 days of being not 53
Day 190 of Glenn Beck being 53
5,930 days of Karen Valentine being not 53
6,130 days of Sally Field being not 53
Conan O'Brien: Day 123 of being not 53 again
SethS is about 21 lbs from being 53 lbs (we always like to get updates from ScottS)
D.L. Hughley has been not 53 for 165 days
426 days until Mack Rhoades is 53
2,257 days until Scott Drew is 53
2,294 days until Steve Rodriguez is 53
3,818 days until Matt Rhule is 53
Hope Davis: 149th day of being 53
37 days until Gene Watkins and Rafael Palmeiro are 53
162 days until Alan Cumming turns 53
125 days since a couple of celebrities that Marco didn't recognize turned 53
115 days since Hank Azaria turned 53
Day 103 of Melissa Gilbert being 53, Day 4,275 of her wretched marriage to Timothy Busfield
Day 109 of Kelly Gibson surviving as a 53-year-old
10,133 days until Pecos 45's daughter turns 53
Day 2,924 of Dale Steele being Not 53
Day 34 of Phoebe Cates being one with phoobbaar in being Not 53, only separated by a restraining order
88,068 days since 53-year-olds Samuel Adams and John Witherspoon signed the Declaration of Independence
39 days since Haley got a goat
Day 298 of Kevin Kline being 69
One day closer to the Nibiru calamity
Jennifer Jason Leigh hasn't been 53 for 561 days. However, her father, Vic Morrow, died when he was 53. He was known for almost always keeping his head in a crisis.
15 days since the beginning of the Great Stuckey's Migration
1,090 days until the man Mike Gundy is 53
2,204 days until Debbie (or Debra) Gibson is 53
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StatMan: 264 days since 300 days to age 53, 229 days since 100 days since it was one year until age 53
Pablo Fanque, FKA Maxwell's Silver Hammer: five days to age 53, 175 days since being rounded to age 53, six days since his/her transition
213 days until the Persian new year
tommie: 421 days to age 53
Yogi: 3,971 days to age 53
phewbar: 6,606 days of being not 53, seriously?
quash: 2,075 days of being not 53
BU84Bear: 320 days of being not 53
NoBS-U: Day 93 of being not 53, barely clinging to life
RD2WINAGN80sBEAR86: Not 53 Day 77
Robemcdo: 92 more days of being 53
564 days since failing to start a countdown to 11/29/2016
Chamberman: 260 days since being about one cigar away from age 53
BUGWBBear: 254 days since it was nine months after turning 53
244 days since notbubbleboy (age 53) allegedly murdered Zsa Zsa Gabor (age 99)
8,046 days since Jerry Garcia terminated (which was eight days after turning 53!)
**14,850 days of Mama Assassin being not 53
236 days since 53-year-old George Michael joined Mr. Garcia in death.
SethS: 19,123 days to age 53
ScottS: 1,416 days to age 53
10.571 kilodays until Dak Prescott turns 53
317.7 dekadays until rapper Kilo Ali turns 53
2.39 hectodays until Hex Hector turns 53
3,989 days until Augustin Legrand is no longer not 53
57,187 days of Robert E. Lee being not 53
LIB,MR BEARS: Day 32 of being not 53 for the second time (if still alive)
Baseball legend Ted Williams: 10,903 days of being not 53
Day 191 of Glenn Beck being 53
5,931 days of Karen Valentine being not 53
6,131 days of Sally Field being not 53
Conan O'Brien: Day 124 of being not 53 again
SethS is about 21 lbs from being 53 lbs (we always like to get updates from ScottS)
D.L. Hughley has been not 53 for 166 days
425 days until Mack Rhoades is 53
2,256 days until Scott Drew is 53
2,293 days until Steve Rodriguez is 53
3,817 days until Matt Rhule is 53
Hope Davis: 150th day of being 53
36 days until Gene Watkins and Rafael Palmeiro are 53
161 days until Alan Cumming turns 53
126 days since a couple of celebrities that Marco didn't recognize turned 53
116 days since Hank Azaria turned 53
Day 104 of Melissa Gilbert being 53, Day 4,276 of her so-called marriage to Timothy Busfield
Day 110 of Kelly Gibson surviving as a 53-year-old
10,132 days until Pecos 45's daughter turns 53
Day 2,925 of Dale Steele being Not 53
Day 35 of Phoebe Cates being one with phewbar in being Not 53, only separated by a restraining order
88,069 days since 53-year-olds Samuel Adams and John Witherspoon signed the Declaration of Independence
40 days since Haley got a goat
Day 299 of Kevin Kline being 69
One day closer to the Nibiru calamity
Jennifer Jason Leigh hasn't been 53 for 562 days. However, her father, Vic Morrow, died when he was 53. He was known for almost always keeping his head in a crisis.
16 days since the beginning of the Great Stuckey's Migration
1,089 days until the man Mike Gundy is 53
2,203 days until Debbie (or Debra) Gibson is 53
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Hob Howelll
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I was there when the lights at Floyd Casey went out
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The Hound said:

I was there when the lights at Floyd Casey went out


Awesome, but will tou be there at Pablo Fanque's birthday party?
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BU84BEAR said:

The Hound said:

I was there when the lights at Floyd Casey went out


Awesome, but will tou be there at Pablo Fanque's birthday party?


Absolutely I will
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The Hound said:

BU84BEAR said:

The Hound said:

I was there when the lights at Floyd Casey went out


Awesome, but will tou be there at Pablo Fanque's birthday party?


Absolutely I will


Cool...5 more days!!!!

Then back to our regularly scheduled countdown to Statman's 53rd birthday.
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I was there
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The Hound said:

I was there when the lights at Floyd Casey went out


Awesome, but will tou be there at Pablo Fanque's birthday party?
The Hendersons will all be there. This much we have always known.
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Pablo Fanque said:

BU84BEAR said:

The Hound said:

I was there when the lights at Floyd Casey went out


Awesome, but will tou be there at Pablo Fanque's birthday party?
The Hendersons will all be there. This much we have always known.


Throwing a few somersets no doubt.
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On solid ground, no less.
The Poster Formerly Known as Maxwell's Silver Hammer
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StatMan: 265 days since 300 days to age 53, 230 days since 100 days since it was one year until age 53
Pablo Fanque, FKA Maxwell's Silver Hammer: four days to age 53, 176 days since being rounded to age 53, seven days since his/her transition
212 days until the Persian new year
tommie: 420 days to age 53
Yogi: 3,970 days to age 53
phewbahr: 6,607 days of being not 53, seriously?
quash: 2,076 days of being not 53
BU84Bear: 321 days of being not 53
NoBS-U: Day 94 of being not 53, barely clinging to life
RD2WINAGN80sBEAR86: Not 53 Day 78
Robemcdo: 91 more days of being 53
565 days since failing to start a countdown to 11/29/2016
Chamberman: 261 days since being about one cigar away from age 53
BUGWBBear: 255 days since it was nine months after turning 53
245 days since notbubbleboy (age 53) allegedly murdered Zsa Zsa Gabor (age 99)
8,047 days since Jerry Garcia went toes up (which was eight days after turning 53!)
**14,851 days of Mama Assassin being not 53
237 days since 53-year-old George Michael joined Mr. Garcia in death.
SethS: 19,122 days to age 53
ScottS: 1,415 days to age 53
10.57 kilodays until Dak Prescott turns 53
317.6 dekadays until rapper Kilo Ali turns 53
2.38 hectodays until Hex Hector turns 53
3,988 days until Augustin Legrand is no longer not 53
57,188 days of Robert E. Lee being not 53
LIB,MR BEARS: Day 33 of being not 53 for the second time (if still alive)
Baseball legend Ted Williams: 10,903 days of being not 53
Day 192 of Glenn Beck being 53
5,932 days of Karen Valentine being not 53
6,132 days of Sally Field being not 53
Conan O'Brien: Day 125 of being not 53 again
SethS is about 21 lbs from being 53 lbs (we always like to get updates from ScottS)
D.L. Hughley has been not 53 for 167 days
424 days until Mack Rhoades is 53
2,255 days until Scott Drew is 53
2,292 days until Steve Rodriguez is 53
3,816 days until Matt Rhule is 53
Hope Davis: 151st day of being 53
35 days until Gene Watkins and Rafael Palmeiro are 53
160 days until Alan Cumming turns 53
127 days since a couple of celebrities that Marco didn't recognize turned 53
117 days since Hank Azaria turned 53
Day 105 of Melissa Gilbert being 53, Day 4,277 of her contrived marriage to Timothy Busfield
Day 111 of Kelly Gibson surviving as a 53-year-old
10,131 days until Pecos 45's daughter turns 53
Day 2,926 of Dale Steele being Not 53
Day 36 of Phoebe Cates being one with phewbahr in being Not 53, only separated by a restraining order
88,070 days since 53-year-olds Samuel Adams and John Witherspoon signed the Declaration of Independence
41 days since Haley got a goat
Day 300 of Kevin Kline being 69
One day closer to the Nibiru calamity
Jennifer Jason Leigh hasn't been 53 for 563 days. However, her father, Vic Morrow, died when he was 53. He was known for almost always keeping his head in a crisis.
17 days since the beginning of the Great Stuckey's Migration
1,088 days until the man Mike Gundy is 53
2,202 days until Debbie (or Debra) Gibson is 53
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StatMan: 266 days since 300 days to age 53, 231 days since 100 days since it was one year until age 53
Pablo Fanque, FKA Maxwell's Silver Hammer: three days to age 53, 177 days since being rounded to age 53, eight days since his/her transition
211 days until the Persian new year
tommie: 419 days to age 53
Yogi: 3,969 days to age 53
phewbaahr: 6,608 days of being not 53, seriously?
quash: 2,077 days of being not 53
BU84Bear: 322 days of being not 53
NoBS-U: Day 95 of being not 53, barely clinging to life
RD2WINAGN80sBEAR86: Not 53 Day 79
Robemcdo: 90 more days of being 53
566 days since failing to start a countdown to 11/29/2016
Chamberman: 262 days since being about one cigar away from age 53
BUGWBBear: 256 days since it was nine months after turning 53
246 days since notbubbleboy (age 53) allegedly murdered Zsa Zsa Gabor (age 99)
8,048 days since Jerry Garcia took a permanent vacation (which was eight days after turning 53!)
**14,852 days of Mama Assassin being not 53
238 days since 53-year-old George Michael joined Mr. Garcia in death.
SethS: 19,121 days to age 53
ScottS: 1,414 days to age 53
10.569 kilodays until Dak Prescott turns 53
317.5 dekadays until rapper Kilo Ali turns 53
2.37 hectodays until Hex Hector turns 53
3,987 days until Augustin Legrand is no longer not 53
57,189 days of Robert E. Lee being not 53
LIB,MR BEARS: Day 34 of being not 53 for the second time (if still alive)
Baseball legend Ted Williams: 10,903 days of being not 53
Day 193 of Glenn Beck being 53
5,933 days of Karen Valentine being not 53
6,133 days of Sally Field being not 53
Conan O'Brien: Day 126 of being not 53 again
SethS is about 21 lbs from being 53 lbs (we always like to get updates from ScottS)
D.L. Hughley has been not 53 for 168 days
423 days until Mack Rhoades is 53
2,254 days until Scott Drew is 53
2,291 days until Steve Rodriguez is 53
3,815 days until Matt Rhule is 53
Hope Davis: 152nd day of being 53
34 days until Gene Watkins and Rafael Palmeiro are 53
159 days until Alan Cumming turns 53
128 days since a couple of celebrities that Marco didn't recognize turned 53
118 days since Hank Azaria turned 53
Day 106 of Melissa Gilbert being 53, Day 4,278 of her outrageous marriage to Timothy Busfield
Day 112 of Kelly Gibson surviving as a 53-year-old
10,130 days until Pecos 45's daughter turns 53
Day 2,927 of Dale Steele being Not 53
Day 37 of Phoebe Cates being one with phewbaahr in being Not 53, only separated by a restraining order
88,071 days since 53-year-olds Samuel Adams and John Witherspoon signed the Declaration of Independence
42 days since Haley got a goat
Day 301 of Kevin Kline being 69
One day closer to the Nibiru calamity
Jennifer Jason Leigh hasn't been 53 for 564 days. However, her father, Vic Morrow, died when he was 53. He was known for almost always keeping his head in a crisis.
18 days since the beginning of the Great Stuckey's Migration
1,087 days until the man Mike Gundy is 53
2,201 days until Debbie (or Debra) Gibson is 53

Here's an entry from the Debbie Gibson Wikipedia page:

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Over the years, Gibson has been the target of stalkers. Robert Bardo[url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_John_Bardo][/url], who was convicted for murdering actress Rebecca Schaeffer[url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebecca_Schaeffer][/url] in 1989, had a wall in his house adorned with pictures of Gibson and Tiffany.[url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Debbie_Gibson#cite_note-68][/url] In May 1998, Michael Falkner, a disgruntled fan from Eau Claire, Wisconsin, was arrested outside Manhattan's Palace Theater, where Gibson was performing in the live musical adaptation of Disney's Beauty and the Beast. This was after Gibson received threatening letters, emails and faxes from Falkner, who used the alias 'Starcade'.[url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Debbie_Gibson#cite_note-70][/url] In 2008, Gibson filed for a restraining order against Spanish taxi driver Jorge Puigdollers, who had stalked her since 2002.[url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Debbie_Gibson#cite_note-71][/url] However, a temporary restraining order was not issued by the court, and a court date was set to determine if a restraining order was appropriate in the matter. The proceeding was dismissed when Gibson failed to show up at the courthouse for the hearing to present her case.
Perhaps Pablo Fanque, Maxwell's Silver Hammer, or whatever alias he is using this week should have a restraining order in force, at least until he is Not 53 for the second time.
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Slightly off topic:

I wonder if you can still get a shirt like Vicki wore for this album cover photo:

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