StatMan: 766 days since 300 days to age 53, 731 days since 100 days since it was one year until age 53
Pahbleau Fahnkay, FKA Maxwell's Silver Hammer: Day 498 of Being 53, 677 days since being rounded to age 53, 508 days since his/her transition, 473 days since his fake 54th birthday
76 days until the Persian new year
tommie: day 78 of being 53
Yogi: 3469 days to age 53
pruritus_ani, AKA phubar: 7112 days of being not 53, seriously?
quash: 2577 days of being not 53
BU84Bear: 820 days of being not 53, which is 769 days less than Marco
NoBS-U: Had 508 glorious days of being not 53, then the Lord took him, may he rest in His peace
RD2WINAGN80sBEAR86: Not 53 Day 579
Robemcdo: 411 days of being Not 53
1066 days since failing to start a countdown to 11/29/2016
Chamberman: 762 days since being about one cigar away from age 53
BUGWBBear: 756 days since it was nine months after turning 53
746 days since notbubbleboy (age 53) allegedly murdered Zsa Zsa Gabor (age 99)
8548 days since Jerry Garcia passed on (which was eight days after turning 53!)
**15352 days of Mama Assassin being not 53
739 days since 53-year-old George Michael joined Mr. Garcia in death.
SethS: 18621 days to age 53
ScottS: 914 days to age 53
10.069 kilodays until Dak Prescott turns 53
267.5 dekadays until rapper Kilo Ali turns 53
2.64 hectodays since Hex Hector turned 53
3487 days until Augustin Legrand is no longer not 53
57693 days of Robert E. Lee being not 53
LIB,MR BEARS: Day 534 of being not 53 for the second time (if still alive)
Baseball legend Ted Williams hadd 10,903 days of being not 53 before his death
Day 328 of Glenn Beck being Not 53
6433 days of Karen Valentine being not 53
6633 days of Sally Field being not 53
Conan O'Brien: Day 626 of being not 53 again
SethS may be about 53 lbs (we always like to get updates from ScottS)
D.L. Hughley has been not 53 for 669 days
288 days until Mack Rhoades is Not 53
1754 days until Scott Drew is 53
1791 days until Steve Rodriguez is 53
3315 days until Matt Rhule is 53
Hope Davis: 287 day of being Not 53
Day 102 of Gene Watkins and Rafael Palmeiro being not 53
24 days until Alan Cumming turns Not 53
264 days since a couple of celebrities that Marco didn't recognize turned 53
254 days since Hank Azaria became Not 53
Day 241 of Melissa Gilbert being 53, Day 2,080 of her terrible marriage to Timothy Busfield
Day 247 of Kelly Gibson surviving as a Not-53-year-old
9,630 days until Pecos 45's daughter turns 53
Day 3,427 of Dale Steele being Not 53
Day 537 of Phoebe Cates being one with phoob-R, or whatever his name is this week, in being Not 53, only separated by a restraining order
88571 days since 53-year-olds Samuel Adams and John Witherspoon signed the Declaration of Independence
542 days since Haley got a goat, which may now be cabrito
Day 436 of Kevin Kline being Not 69
488 days since Nibiru arrived at McLane Stadium
Jennifer Jason Leigh hasn't been 53 for 1064 days. However, her father, Vic Morrow, died when he was 53. He was known for almost always keeping his head in a crisis.
518 days since the beginning of the Great Stuckey's Migration, and the old threads still aren't here, so we don't know the number of days until the Comet/Sardine Party
587 days until the man Mike Gundy is 53
1701 days until Debbie (or Debra) Gibson is 53
Marco: Day 1589 of being Not 53
473 days since Turner Classic Movies showed Pecos 45's film, RETURN TO GIANT, twice
459 days since ScottS moved from Fort Worth to Southlake
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