Pablo Fanque has been 53 for 4 hours and 40 minutes.

I wonder if he is still alive.

I somehow staggered out of bed this morning, motivated by one fact alone: I beat StatMan to being not 52. Take that, you 6'5" mountain of terror!

I'm ready to do it again next year.

If I live that long.

Time to have some sardines for breakfast. I'm hitting it hard today.

Pablo, we have this very special birthday cake for you. You have to sing Happy Birthday to yourself solo first though....

StatMan: 269 days since 300 days to age 53, 234 days since 100 days since it was one year until age 53
Pablo Fanque, FKA Maxwell's Silver Hammer: 53 TODAY!!!, 180 days since being rounded to age 53, 11 days since his/her transition
208 days until the Persian new year
tommie: 416 days to age 53
Yogi: 3,966 days to age 53
phubaghr: 6,611 days of being not 53, seriously?
quash: 2,080 days of being not 53
BU84Bear: 325 days of being not 53
NoBS-U: Day 98 of being not 53, barely clinging to life
RD2WINAGN80sBEAR86: Not 53 Day 82
Robemcdo: 87 more days of being 53
569 days since failing to start a countdown to 11/29/2016
Chamberman: 265 days since being about one cigar away from age 53
BUGWBBear: 259 days since it was nine months after turning 53
249 days since notbubbleboy (age 53) allegedly murdered Zsa Zsa Gabor (age 99)
8,051 days since Jerry Garcia went the way of all flesh (which was eight days after turning 53!)
**14,855 days of Mama Assassin being not 53
241 days since 53-year-old George Michael joined Mr. Garcia in death.
SethS: 19,118 days to age 53
ScottS: 1,411 days to age 53
10.566 kilodays until Dak Prescott turns 53
317.2 dekadays until rapper Kilo Ali turns 53
2.34 hectodays until Hex Hector turns 53
3,984 days until Augustin Legrand is no longer not 53
57,192 days of Robert E. Lee being not 53
LIB,MR BEARS: Day 37 of being not 53 for the second time (if still alive)
Baseball legend Ted Williams: 10,903 days of being not 53
Day 196 of Glenn Beck being 53
5,936 days of Karen Valentine being not 53
6,136 days of Sally Field being not 53
Conan O'Brien: Day 129 of being not 53 again
SethS is about 21 lbs from being 53 lbs (we always like to get updates from ScottS)
D.L. Hughley has been not 53 for 171 days
420 days until Mack Rhoades is 53
2,251 days until Scott Drew is 53
2,288 days until Steve Rodriguez is 53
3,812 days until Matt Rhule is 53
Hope Davis: 155th day of being 53
31 days until Gene Watkins and Rafael Palmeiro are 53
156 days until Alan Cumming turns 53
127 days since a couple of celebrities that Marco didn't recognize turned 53
119 days since Hank Azaria turned 53
Day 109 of Melissa Gilbert being 53, Day 4,281 of her bad marriage to Timothy Busfield
Day 115 of Kelly Gibson surviving as a 53-year-old
10,127 days until Pecos 45's daughter turns 53
Day 2,930 of Dale Steele being Not 53
Day 40 of Phoebe Cates being one with phubaghr in being Not 53, only separated by a restraining order
88,074 days since 53-year-olds Samuel Adams and John Witherspoon signed the Declaration of Independence
45 days since Haley got a goat
Day 304 of Kevin Kline being 69
One day closer to the Nibiru calamity
Jennifer Jason Leigh hasn't been 53 for 567 days. However, her father, Vic Morrow, died when he was 53. He was known for almost always keeping his head in a crisis.
21 days since the beginning of the Great Stuckey's Migration
1,084 days until the man Mike Gundy is 53
2,198 days until Debbie (or Debra) Gibson is 53

Have some sardines and a pecan log to celebrate this important day!

5 hours and 50 minutes until Pablo Fanque is 53 and symbolically 1 day old (I don't know his exact time of birth).

Continue your celebration and sardine consumption and we will be thinking of you. Enjoy the day while you can, At 53, you may not see another.

Hey, we had the sardine cake, but we forgot to open gifts.

I wanted to make my gift something I know Maxwell's Silver Hammer aka Pablo Fanque would like, and give him the tools he needs to keep himself in sardines for the rest of his increasingly short time left on earth.

So, I got him this cool yellow submarine:



It wasn't exactly like what they showed in the catalog, but beggars can't be choosers.

Hey phooughbs, we're running low down here.

Could you send a few more metric tons (or tonnes)?

Thamks.

Should we change the spelling on Pablo's name to help conceal his activities? You know, because the restraining order and all?

It seems to be working for phooghbhaghr.

SMack said:

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Should we change the spelling on Pablo's name to help conceal his activities? You know, because the restraining order and all?

It seems to be working for phooghbhaghr.

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I don't know anyone named Pablo. I may or may not know a guy named Puhahwblowe Fahwnkay

StatMan: 270 days since 300 days to age 53, 235 days since 100 days since it was one year until age 53
Puhahwblowe Fahwnkay, FKA Maxwell's Silver Hammer: Day 2 of Being 53, 181 days since being rounded to age 53, 12 days since his/her transition
207 days until the Persian new year
tommie: 415 days to age 53
Yogi: 3,965 days to age 53
phuuhbaghr: 6,612 days of being not 53, seriously?
quash: 2,081 days of being not 53
BU84Bear: 326 days of being not 53
NoBS-U: Day 99 of being not 53, barely clinging to life
RD2WINAGN80sBEAR86: Not 53 Day 83
Robemcdo: 86 more days of being 53
570 days since failing to start a countdown to 11/29/2016
Chamberman: 266 days since being about one cigar away from age 53
BUGWBBear: 260 days since it was nine months after turning 53
250 days since notbubbleboy (age 53) allegedly murdered Zsa Zsa Gabor (age 99)
8,052 days since Jerry Garcia went to the happy hunting grounds (which was eight days after turning 53!)
**14,856 days of Mama Assassin being not 53
242 days since 53-year-old George Michael joined Mr. Garcia in death.
SethS: 19,117 days to age 53
ScottS: 1,410 days to age 53
10.565 kilodays until Dak Prescott turns 53
317.1 dekadays until rapper Kilo Ali turns 53
2.33 hectodays until Hex Hector turns 53
3,983 days until Augustin Legrand is no longer not 53
57,193 days of Robert E. Lee being not 53
LIB,MR BEARS: Day 38 of being not 53 for the second time (if still alive)
Baseball legend Ted Williams: 10,903 days of being not 53
Day 197 of Glenn Beck being 53
5,937 days of Karen Valentine being not 53
6,137 days of Sally Field being not 53
Conan O'Brien: Day 130 of being not 53 again
SethS is about 21 lbs from being 53 lbs (we always like to get updates from ScottS)
D.L. Hughley has been not 53 for 172 days
419 days until Mack Rhoades is 53
2,250 days until Scott Drew is 53
2,287 days until Steve Rodriguez is 53
3,811 days until Matt Rhule is 53
Hope Davis: 156th day of being 53
30 days until Gene Watkins and Rafael Palmeiro are 53
155 days until Alan Cumming turns 53
128 days since a couple of celebrities that Marco didn't recognize turned 53
120 days since Hank Azaria turned 53
Day 110 of Melissa Gilbert being 53, Day 4,282 of her unsound marriage to Timothy Busfield
Day 116 of Kelly Gibson surviving as a 53-year-old
10,126 days until Pecos 45's daughter turns 53
Day 2,931 of Dale Steele being Not 53
Day 41 of Phoebe Cates being one with phuuhbaghr in being Not 53, only separated by a restraining order
88,075 days since 53-year-olds Samuel Adams and John Witherspoon signed the Declaration of Independence
46 days since Haley got a goat
Day 305 of Kevin Kline being 69
One day closer to the Nibiru calamity
Jennifer Jason Leigh hasn't been 53 for 568 days. However, her father, Vic Morrow, died when he was 53. He was known for almost always keeping his head in a crisis.
22 days since the beginning of the Great Stuckey's Migration
1,083 days until the man Mike Gundy is 53
2,197 days until Debbie (or Debra) Gibson is 53

It's Friday. My birthday is Sunday. I'll be 57. I don't know how many years that is in sardine years.

marco said:

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It's Friday. My birthday is Sunday. I'll be 57. I don't know how many years that is in sardine years.

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I feel cheated out of 270 days of countdowns. Oh well:

.....and no, Assassin is not dead.

BU84BEAR said:

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.....and no, Assassin is not dead.

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.... I think....

Looks like I picked a good weekend for a birthday, what with Harvey coming ashore and all. No need to go out for sardines, Mother Nature will be delivering them.

I personally will have to celebrate your birthday on Monday because I will be away from any picture uploading capable devices over the weekend. For some reason my phone won't let me do it.

This is Marco's 1,095th day of being Not 53.

Birthdays can be nice too, if you're in to that kind of thing.

StatMan: 271 days since 300 days to age 53, 236 days since 100 days since it was one year until age 53
Puhahwblowe Fahwnkay, FKA Maxwell's Silver Hammer: Day 3 of Being 53, 182 days since being rounded to age 53, 13 days since his/her transition
206 days until the Persian new year
tommie: 414 days to age 53
Yogi: 3,964 days to age 53
phewbaghr: 6,613 days of being not 53, seriously?
quash: 2,082 days of being not 53
BU84Bear: 327 days of being not 53
NoBS-U: Day 100 of being not 53, barely clinging to life
RD2WINAGN80sBEAR86: Not 53 Day 84
Robemcdo: 85 more days of being 53
571 days since failing to start a countdown to 11/29/2016
Chamberman: 267 days since being about one cigar away from age 53
BUGWBBear: 261 days since it was nine months after turning 53
251 days since notbubbleboy (age 53) allegedly murdered Zsa Zsa Gabor (age 99)
8,053 days since Jerry Garcia left this life (which was eight days after turning 53!)
**14,857 days of Mama Assassin being not 53
243 days since 53-year-old George Michael joined Mr. Garcia in death.
SethS: 19,116 days to age 53
ScottS: 1,409 days to age 53
10.564 kilodays until Dak Prescott turns 53
317 dekadays until rapper Kilo Ali turns 53
2.32 hectodays until Hex Hector turns 53
3,982 days until Augustin Legrand is no longer not 53
57,194 days of Robert E. Lee being not 53
LIB,MR BEARS: Day 39 of being not 53 for the second time (if still alive)
Baseball legend Ted Williams: 10,903 days of being not 53
Day 198 of Glenn Beck being 53
5,938 days of Karen Valentine being not 53
6,138 days of Sally Field being not 53
Conan O'Brien: Day 131 of being not 53 again
SethS is about 20 lbs from being 53 lbs (we always like to get updates from ScottS)
D.L. Hughley has been not 53 for 173 days
418 days until Mack Rhoades is 53
2,249 days until Scott Drew is 53
2,286 days until Steve Rodriguez is 53
3,810 days until Matt Rhule is 53
Hope Davis: 157th day of being 53
29 days until Gene Watkins and Rafael Palmeiro are 53
154 days until Alan Cumming turns 53
131 days since a couple of celebrities that Marco didn't recognize turned 53
121 days since Hank Azaria turned 53
Day 111 of Melissa Gilbert being 53, Day 4,283 of her shaky marriage to Timothy Busfield
Day 117 of Kelly Gibson surviving as a 53-year-old
10,125 days until Pecos 45's daughter turns 53
Day 2,932 of Dale Steele being Not 53
Day 42 of Phoebe Cates being one with phewbaghr in being Not 53, only separated by a restraining order
88,076 days since 53-year-olds Samuel Adams and John Witherspoon signed the Declaration of Independence
47 days since Haley got a goat
Day 306 of Kevin Kline being 69
One day closer to the Nibiru calamity
Jennifer Jason Leigh hasn't been 53 for 569 days. However, her father, Vic Morrow, died when he was 53. He was known for almost always keeping his head in a crisis.
23 days since the beginning of the Great Stuckey's Migration
1,082 days until the man Mike Gundy is 53
2,196 days until Debbie (or Debra) Gibson is 53
Marco: Day 1,096 of being Not 53

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StatMan: 272 days since 300 days to age 53, 237 days since 100 days since it was one year until age 53
Paughblough Faughnkaygh, FKA Maxwell's Silver Hammer: Day 4 of Being 53, 183 days since being rounded to age 53, 14 days since his/her transition
205 days until the Persian new year
tommie: 413 days to age 53
Yogi: 3,963 days to age 53
phewbaughr: 6,614 days of being not 53, seriously?
quash: 2,083 days of being not 53
BU84Bear: 328 days of being not 53
NoBS-U: Day 101 of being not 53, barely clinging to life
RD2WINAGN80sBEAR86: Not 53 Day 85
Robemcdo: 84 more days of being 53
572 days since failing to start a countdown to 11/29/2016
Chamberman: 268 days since being about one cigar away from age 53
BUGWBBear: 262 days since it was nine months after turning 53
252 days since notbubbleboy (age 53) allegedly murdered Zsa Zsa Gabor (age 99)
8,054 days since Jerry Garcia became unanimated (which was eight days after turning 53!)
**14,858 days of Mama Assassin being not 53
244 days since 53-year-old George Michael joined Mr. Garcia in death.
SethS: 19,115 days to age 53
ScottS: 1,408 days to age 53
10.563 kilodays until Dak Prescott turns 53
316.9 dekadays until rapper Kilo Ali turns 53
2.31 hectodays until Hex Hector turns 53
3,981 days until Augustin Legrand is no longer not 53
57,195 days of Robert E. Lee being not 53
LIB,MR BEARS: Day 40 of being not 53 for the second time (if still alive)
Baseball legend Ted Williams: 10,903 days of being not 53
Day 199 of Glenn Beck being 53
5,939 days of Karen Valentine being not 53
6,139 days of Sally Field being not 53
Conan O'Brien: Day 132 of being not 53 again
SethS is about 20 lbs from being 53 lbs (we always like to get updates from ScottS)
D.L. Hughley has been not 53 for 174 days
417 days until Mack Rhoades is 53
2,248 days until Scott Drew is 53
2,285 days until Steve Rodriguez is 53
3,809 days until Matt Rhule is 53
Hope Davis: 158th day of being 53
28 days until Gene Watkins and Rafael Palmeiro are 53
153 days until Alan Cumming turns 53
132 days since a couple of celebrities that Marco didn't recognize turned 53
122 days since Hank Azaria turned 53
Day 112 of Melissa Gilbert being 53, Day 4,284 of her fetid marriage to Timothy Busfield
Day 118 of Kelly Gibson surviving as a 53-year-old
10,124 days until Pecos 45's daughter turns 53
Day 2,933 of Dale Steele being Not 53
Day 43 of Phoebe Cates being one with phewbaughr in being Not 53, only separated by a restraining order
88,077 days since 53-year-olds Samuel Adams and John Witherspoon signed the Declaration of Independence
48 days since Haley got a goat
Day 307 of Kevin Kline being 69
One day closer to the Nibiru calamity
Jennifer Jason Leigh hasn't been 53 for 570 days. However, her father, Vic Morrow, died when he was 53. He was known for almost always keeping his head in a crisis.
24 days since the beginning of the Great Stuckey's Migration
1,081 days until the man Mike Gundy is 53
2,195 days until Debbie (or Debra) Gibson is 53
Marco: Day 1,097 of being Not 53

In honor of Marco's birthday, I'll be eating an extra few tins of sardines. I wish we could have another one of those sardine cakes.

Anyway, Marco has completed three (!) years in a row of being Not 53, having survived Being 53 for a whole year.

If you can do that, you can do almost anything.

Woke up this morning
With a sardine in my hand
Whose tin?
What tin?
Where the hell have I been?
Must have been a dream
I can't believe what I seen
C'mon, let's get sardines

Do you, you
Feel like I do?

Happy birthday marco.


Cake and gifts on Monday!

Did statman ever get over here?

Stranger said:

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Did statman ever get over here?

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Not that we have seen.

BU84BEAR said:

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Happy birthday marco.


Cake and gifts on Monday!

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Sardine cake for everyone to celebrate the 2nd day of marco's 58th year!!!.



marco, I got you some Italian sardines for your birthday



.....and

I got you this sardine net with fresh sardines from the storm surge

Yeah, um, about that weeks worth of sardines that I had...

StatMan: 273 days since 300 days to age 53, 238 days since 100 days since it was one year until age 53
Pawblough Faughnkaygh, FKA Maxwell's Silver Hammer: Day 5 of Being 53, 184 days since being rounded to age 53, 15 days since his/her transition
204 days until the Persian new year
tommie: 412 days to age 53
Yogi: 3,962 days to age 53
phewghbaughr: 6,615 days of being not 53, seriously?
quash: 2,084 days of being not 53
BU84Bear: 329 days of being not 53
NoBS-U: Day 102 of being not 53, barely clinging to life
RD2WINAGN80sBEAR86: Not 53 Day 86
Robemcdo: 83 more days of being 53
573 days since failing to start a countdown to 11/29/2016
Chamberman: 269 days since being about one cigar away from age 53
BUGWBBear: 263 days since it was nine months after turning 53
253 days since notbubbleboy (age 53) allegedly murdered Zsa Zsa Gabor (age 99)
8,055 days since Jerry Garcia assumed room temperature (which was eight days after turning 53!)
**14,859 days of Mama Assassin being not 53
245 days since 53-year-old George Michael joined Mr. Garcia in death.
SethS: 19,114 days to age 53
ScottS: 1,407 days to age 53
10.562 kilodays until Dak Prescott turns 53
316.8 dekadays until rapper Kilo Ali turns 53
2.3 hectodays until Hex Hector turns 53
3,980 days until Augustin Legrand is no longer not 53
57,196 days of Robert E. Lee being not 53
LIB,MR BEARS: Day 41 of being not 53 for the second time (if still alive)
Baseball legend Ted Williams: 10,903 days of being not 53
Day 200 of Glenn Beck being 53
5,940 days of Karen Valentine being not 53
6,140 days of Sally Field being not 53
Conan O'Brien: Day 133 of being not 53 again
SethS is about 20 lbs from being 53 lbs (we always like to get updates from ScottS)
D.L. Hughley has been not 53 for 175 days
416 days until Mack Rhoades is 53
2,247 days until Scott Drew is 53
2,284 days until Steve Rodriguez is 53
3,808 days until Matt Rhule is 53
Hope Davis: 159th day of being 53
27 days until Gene Watkins and Rafael Palmeiro are 53
152 days until Alan Cumming turns 53
133 days since a couple of celebrities that Marco didn't recognize turned 53
123 days since Hank Azaria turned 53
Day 113 of Melissa Gilbert being 53, Day 4,285 of her heartbreaking marriage to Timothy Busfield
Day 119 of Kelly Gibson surviving as a 53-year-old
10,123 days until Pecos 45's daughter turns 53
Day 2,934 of Dale Steele being Not 53
Day 44 of Phoebe Cates being one with phewghbaughr in being Not 53, only separated by a restraining order
88,078 days since 53-year-olds Samuel Adams and John Witherspoon signed the Declaration of Independence
49 days since Haley got a goat
Day 308 of Kevin Kline being 69
One day closer to the Nibiru calamity
Jennifer Jason Leigh hasn't been 53 for 571 days. However, her father, Vic Morrow, died when he was 53. He was known for almost always keeping his head in a crisis.
25 days since the beginning of the Great Stuckey's Migration, and the old threads still aren't here
1,080 days until the man Mike Gundy is 53
2,194 days until Debbie (or Debra) Gibson is 53
Marco: Day 1,098 of being Not 53

I can't be certain, but this could be the number of days until Statman's 53rd birthday made out of sardine cake:

marco said:

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Yeah, um, about that weeks worth of sardines that I had...

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http://soundbible.com/grab.php?id=1146&type=mp3

I feel like marco may not have enjoyed his birthday presents because of his weeklong prebirthday gorge. So, we decided to get him something else.............


Johnny, what do we have for marco?


BU84Bear, its.....a..........


NEW GAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!