Whizzbang's BurgerAfter mass on Friday, my dad, wife, and I made the short drive to Lake Air and pulled into Whizzbang's Hamburgers. It's been many years since I've last dined at the burger joint. When I work at Coca-Cola, I would infrequent their long-since closed Hewitt location. I left Coke in 2005, so it's been a minute.
When we walked in, we were greeted with 12" black and white, checker-boarded linoleum tiles, traditional white countertop tables, and coordinating black-framed with red vinyl-covered padded chairs. The dcor was simple with a few items of Baylor paraphernalia and an old Whizzbang's sign. It was like stepping into 1950's lunch diner without a counter to sit and eat.
The kitchen is in the back of the building and is separated from the dinning area by the cashier's counter and the soda machine providing a nice open eating area. This arrangement doesn't jive with my memory. IIRC, the cashier's desk was in the front of the building and the kitchen was to the left. Maybe someone with better recollection can help me here.
Speaking of the cashier, she was quiet, but friendly and patient while we surveyed the Spartan menu. I ordered a simple cheeseburger with lettuce, onion, and a side of ranch. I also ordered the fries.
We quickly found a clean and open table by the window to wait on our order. My dad, wife, and I discussed various topics, we were treated to 80's music (proud Gen-Xer here) in the background. The sounds were understandable without being overbearing.
I ordered a simple cheeseburger with American cheese. The other cheese options were Cheddar, Swiss, and Monterey Jack (which my wife got on her burger and enjoyed.)
Within 5 minutes or less, the server called my name and brought our order to our table. All the food was piping hot. Each patty is made from fresh ground beef, never frozen. The balls of ground beef are pressed/smashed by a spatula onto the sizzling hot cooktop.
Each order was delivered in a paper-wrapped, oversized boat loaded with lightly battered fries. My "chips" were hot and fresh as well. Most likely commercial fries that were rigid and tasty.
The sesame bums on my burger were toasted on both sides. IMHO, the buns were toasted a little too long. The sesame seeds were a little too darkened. The lettuce, which was clean and cut into strips, and raw, red onion rings separated the patty from the bottom bun.
I could not any seasoning on or in the patty. It was not dry, but not overly flavored. It was a simple burger. One burger option was the Whizz-Pigg. It is a patty made from 50% ground beef and 50% bacon. If I return for another visit, I will try this intriguing patty.
All in all, we thought that Whizzbang's was a simple, solid, traditional burger. Nothing special. It was not bad; it just wasn't great. This is not a knock on them. I'm sure that have their fans. After discussing the meal with my dad, I quipped that I could have spent a $1.00 more, drove a half-block farther, cross Valley Mills, and went to Whataburger. Essentially, for me, other burger options exist in Waco.