cowboycwr said:boognish_bear said:JUST IN: ๐บ๐ธ President Trump says "earth-shattering" announcement to come in the next few days. pic.twitter.com/l0bw9Ygc49
— Remarks (@remarks) May 6, 2025
Did I miss this earth shattering announcement?
I've been busy working, looking for a job and raising kids and have not seen anything earth shattering come out. What was it?
Remember Cinco de Mayo, and Trump had that taco salad? Turns out it led to an "earth shattering" fart.
One so epic it scared China into making a deal. Because Trump told them if there was no deal, he had burritos ready at an even greater flatulence scale.
So it turned out to be a really big gas deal.