...says the party that also believes our govt, was almost toppled by an unarmed mob on January 6th.
Well done, Babylon Bee. Well done.
Well done, Babylon Bee. Well done.
"You'll never beat the government with just guns..."
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Bee has been doing great
Huge Spike In Americans Buying F-15s After Biden Suggests You'll Need Them To Overthrow Government
June 23rd, 2021 - BabylonBee.com
U.S.The nation scrambled to buy F-15s and nuclear weapons after President Biden said in a speech Wednesday that you'll never beat a government unless you have the fighter jets and intercontinental ballistic missiles.
Huge Spike In Americans Buying F-15s After Biden Suggests You'll Need Them To Overthrow Government
June 23rd, 2021 - BabylonBee.com
U.S.The nation scrambled to buy F-15s and nuclear weapons after President Biden said in a speech Wednesday that you'll never beat a government unless you have the fighter jets and intercontinental ballistic missiles.
AR's are weapons of war that simultaneously don't stand a chance in war...
The guy is an absolute dementia patient and should be in the Alzheimer's unit at Walter Reed.
Just picked up my bazooka at Academy!
I've been practicing hurling projectiles with my girlfriends 44DDD double barrel slingshot. You can sure heave alot of marbles with one of those.
Unarmed Grandmothers from the Midwest almost overthrew the Federal state on Jan. 6th....at least according to liberals.
A bunch of near illiterate Islamic hill folk in sandals and armed with AK-47s just beat the Federal government's trillion dollar military.
And the Taliban don't have a kite force much less an Air Force or Nukes.
And the Taliban don't have a kite force much less an Air Force or Nukes.
More proof that this is undoubtedly the single most catastrophic event to happen on our homeland since Pearl Harbor.Redbrickbear said:
Unarmed Grandmothers from the Midwest almost overthrew the Federal state on Jan. 6th....at least according to liberals.
The 49-year-old Indiana woman before him, who had just pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor count of demonstrating inside the Capitol, did not disagree.
Although the day after the riot Anna Morgan-Lloyd described Jan. 6 as "the most exciting day of my life," in court she expressed regret and contrition.
"I went there to support . . . President Trump peacefully," she said. "I'm ashamed that it became a savage display of violence that day. . . . It was never my intent to be a part of something that's so disgraceful to our American people and so disgraceful to our country. I just want to apologize."
Lamberth credited Morgan-Lloyd for her early cooperation and admission of guilt, expressing frustration with both defendants and observers who argue that the riot was merely a political protest. He sentenced her to three years of probation.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/legal-issues/captiol-riot-first-sentence/2021/06/23/8b2825d8-d39c-11eb-ae54-515e2f63d37d_story.html
Although the day after the riot Anna Morgan-Lloyd described Jan. 6 as "the most exciting day of my life," in court she expressed regret and contrition.
"I went there to support . . . President Trump peacefully," she said. "I'm ashamed that it became a savage display of violence that day. . . . It was never my intent to be a part of something that's so disgraceful to our American people and so disgraceful to our country. I just want to apologize."
Lamberth credited Morgan-Lloyd for her early cooperation and admission of guilt, expressing frustration with both defendants and observers who argue that the riot was merely a political protest. He sentenced her to three years of probation.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/legal-issues/captiol-riot-first-sentence/2021/06/23/8b2825d8-d39c-11eb-ae54-515e2f63d37d_story.html
Thank goodness there were no Grandmas here as this protest may have gotten out of hand...Redbrickbear said:
Unarmed Grandmothers from the Midwest almost overthrew the Federal state on Jan. 6th....at least according to liberals.
I'm still shaken that the scared temple of "our democracy" was desecrated by Ohio house wives.Mothra said:More proof that this is undoubtedly the single most catastrophic event to happen on our homeland since Pearl Harbor.Redbrickbear said:
Unarmed Grandmothers from the Midwest almost overthrew the Federal state on Jan. 6th....at least according to liberals.
LOL.....'scared'. Typo or Freudian slip?Redbrickbear said:I'm still shaken that the scared temple of "our democracy" was desecrated by Ohio house wives.Mothra said:More proof that this is undoubtedly the single most catastrophic event to happen on our homeland since Pearl Harbor.Redbrickbear said:
Unarmed Grandmothers from the Midwest almost overthrew the Federal state on Jan. 6th....at least according to liberals.
Probably bothABC BEAR said:LOL.....'scared'. Typo or Freudian slip?Redbrickbear said:I'm still shaken that the scared temple of "our democracy" was desecrated by Ohio house wives.Mothra said:More proof that this is undoubtedly the single most catastrophic event to happen on our homeland since Pearl Harbor.Redbrickbear said:
Unarmed Grandmothers from the Midwest almost overthrew the Federal state on Jan. 6th....at least according to liberals.
This seems normal..
Last week, Joe Biden snapped at the press.
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) June 24, 2021
This week he's whispering at them. pic.twitter.com/2R54bmbZp5
I think he's using the speech technique of speaking softly to make listeners focus more intently on his words. With Joe it just sounds like a geezer who has lost his train of thought.....assuming he ever had a train of thought.Jack Bauer said:
This seems normal..Last week, Joe Biden snapped at the press.
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) June 24, 2021
This week he's whispering at them. pic.twitter.com/2R54bmbZp5
Jack Bauer said:
This seems normal..Last week, Joe Biden snapped at the press.
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) June 24, 2021
This week he's whispering at them. pic.twitter.com/2R54bmbZp5
An F15 has to be really expensive?Osodecentx said:
Bee has been doing great
Huge Spike In Americans Buying F-15s After Biden Suggests You'll Need Them To Overthrow Government
June 23rd, 2021 - BabylonBee.com
U.S.The nation scrambled to buy F-15s and nuclear weapons after President Biden said in a speech Wednesday that you'll never beat a government unless you have the fighter jets and intercontinental ballistic missiles.
Babylon Bee satireJ.R. said:An F15 has to be really expensive?Osodecentx said:
Bee has been doing great
Huge Spike In Americans Buying F-15s After Biden Suggests You'll Need Them To Overthrow Government
June 23rd, 2021 - BabylonBee.com
U.S.The nation scrambled to buy F-15s and nuclear weapons after President Biden said in a speech Wednesday that you'll never beat a government unless you have the fighter jets and intercontinental ballistic missiles.
Osodecentx said:Babylon Bee satireJ.R. said:An F15 has to be really expensive?Osodecentx said:
Bee has been doing great
Huge Spike In Americans Buying F-15s After Biden Suggests You'll Need Them To Overthrow Government
June 23rd, 2021 - BabylonBee.com
U.S.The nation scrambled to buy F-15s and nuclear weapons after President Biden said in a speech Wednesday that you'll never beat a government unless you have the fighter jets and intercontinental ballistic missiles.
J.R. said:An F15 has to be really expensive?Osodecentx said:
Bee has been doing great
Huge Spike In Americans Buying F-15s After Biden Suggests You'll Need Them To Overthrow Government
June 23rd, 2021 - BabylonBee.com
U.S.The nation scrambled to buy F-15s and nuclear weapons after President Biden said in a speech Wednesday that you'll never beat a government unless you have the fighter jets and intercontinental ballistic missiles.
Figure 5-8mm
If you want a really good deal you can buy Mig21s in decent shape for less than 200k.
Or you could do like the Saudi's did and buy a bunch of F14s only to find out that there were no certified trainers left so you get to pay absolutely bonkers money for former pilots to train yours.
Go ahead, drop your nukes. I’m wearing TWO masks!
— John Comer (@chickandchuck1) June 24, 2021
These are a couple of my favorite BB headlines recently.
NFL Player Announces He Is Gay, Is Switching Over To Soccerhttps://t.co/6fqOnlPLtN
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Victoria's Secret To Replace Angels With Fattest Woman Of All Time: Your Momhttps://t.co/TuhTmrV2Qs
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) June 18, 2021
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I'm not a Biden supporter, but his speech is halting because he had a serious stutter when he was younger. He learned to control it, but the residual shows in how he has learned to control it.ABC BEAR said:I think he's using the speech technique of speaking softly to make listeners focus more intently on his words. With Joe it just sounds like a geezer who has lost his train of thought.....assuming he ever had a train of thought.Jack Bauer said:
This seems normal..Last week, Joe Biden snapped at the press.
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) June 24, 2021
This week he's whispering at them. pic.twitter.com/2R54bmbZp5
“It is impossible to get a man to understand something if his livelihood depends on him not understanding.” ~ Upton Sinclair
nah, he's just an old person with dementia. If you look at him speak from when he was VP he could actually speak normally.TexasScientist said:I'm not a Biden supporter, but his speech is halting because he had a serious stutter when he was younger. He learned to control it, but the residual shows in how he has learned to control it.ABC BEAR said:I think he's using the speech technique of speaking softly to make listeners focus more intently on his words. With Joe it just sounds like a geezer who has lost his train of thought.....assuming he ever had a train of thought.Jack Bauer said:
This seems normal..Last week, Joe Biden snapped at the press.
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) June 24, 2021
This week he's whispering at them. pic.twitter.com/2R54bmbZp5
It's been well documented as to why his speech is broken. Better to find another reason to go after him.muddybrazos said:nah, he's just an old person with dementia. If you look at him speak from when he was VP he could actually speak normally.TexasScientist said:I'm not a Biden supporter, but his speech is halting because he had a serious stutter when he was younger. He learned to control it, but the residual shows in how he has learned to control it.ABC BEAR said:I think he's using the speech technique of speaking softly to make listeners focus more intently on his words. With Joe it just sounds like a geezer who has lost his train of thought.....assuming he ever had a train of thought.Jack Bauer said:
This seems normal..Last week, Joe Biden snapped at the press.
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) June 24, 2021
This week he's whispering at them. pic.twitter.com/2R54bmbZp5
“It is impossible to get a man to understand something if his livelihood depends on him not understanding.” ~ Upton Sinclair
So Joe's a victim too? Marvelous. In reality he was just trying to be cute with his whispering routine and ended up looking like Kamala's sanitary relief nozzle. (I think that should pass the censors after 2 tries)TexasScientist said:It's been well documented as to why his speech is broken. Better to find another reason to go after him.muddybrazos said:nah, he's just an old person with dementia. If you look at him speak from when he was VP he could actually speak normally.TexasScientist said:I'm not a Biden supporter, but his speech is halting because he had a serious stutter when he was younger. He learned to control it, but the residual shows in how he has learned to control it.ABC BEAR said:I think he's using the speech technique of speaking softly to make listeners focus more intently on his words. With Joe it just sounds like a geezer who has lost his train of thought.....assuming he ever had a train of thought.Jack Bauer said:
This seems normal..Last week, Joe Biden snapped at the press.
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) June 24, 2021
This week he's whispering at them. pic.twitter.com/2R54bmbZp5
I think his speech problem has its roots in racism. Got to be a white privilege problem. It's possible.
"The education of a man is never completed until he dies." - General Robert E. Lee
LOL!!! Yep. We get it. And you have also been a lifelong Republican.TexasScientist said:I'm not a Biden supporter........ABC BEAR said:I think he's using the speech technique of speaking softly to make listeners focus more intently on his words. With Joe it just sounds like a geezer who has lost his train of thought.....assuming he ever had a train of thought.Jack Bauer said:
This seems normal..Last week, Joe Biden snapped at the press.
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) June 24, 2021
This week he's whispering at them. pic.twitter.com/2R54bmbZp5
"Never underestimate Joe's ability to **** things up!"
-- Barack Obama
-- Barack Obama
Yep. I make that qualification for folks like you, who jump to conclusions from assumptions. But I am objective, and I don't adhere to extremism.RD2WINAGNBEAR86 said:LOL!!! Yep. We get it. And you have also been a lifelong Republican.TexasScientist said:I'm not a Biden supporter........ABC BEAR said:I think he's using the speech technique of speaking softly to make listeners focus more intently on his words. With Joe it just sounds like a geezer who has lost his train of thought.....assuming he ever had a train of thought.Jack Bauer said:
This seems normal..Last week, Joe Biden snapped at the press.
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) June 24, 2021
This week he's whispering at them. pic.twitter.com/2R54bmbZp5
“It is impossible to get a man to understand something if his livelihood depends on him not understanding.” ~ Upton Sinclair
Yep. Your President has dementia yet you and your Rainbow Warriors have not quite figured that out yet.TexasScientist said:Yep. I make that qualification for folks like you, who jump to conclusions from assumptions. But I am objective, and I don't adhere to extremism.RD2WINAGNBEAR86 said:LOL!!! Yep. We get it. And you have also been a lifelong Republican.TexasScientist said:I'm not a Biden supporter........ABC BEAR said:I think he's using the speech technique of speaking softly to make listeners focus more intently on his words. With Joe it just sounds like a geezer who has lost his train of thought.....assuming he ever had a train of thought.Jack Bauer said:
This seems normal..Last week, Joe Biden snapped at the press.
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) June 24, 2021
This week he's whispering at them. pic.twitter.com/2R54bmbZp5
"Never underestimate Joe's ability to **** things up!"
-- Barack Obama
-- Barack Obama
Emperor Palpatine Urges Citizens To Give Up Their Blasters Since They'd Need A Death Star To Beat The Empire
CORUSCANTEmperor Sheev Palpatine has made a new push for blaster control in an effort to bring peace to the galaxy.
"We live in a world where the common rogue feels he can just shoot first whenever he feels like it," Palpatine said in a speech at the former headquarters of the Galactic Senate. "This violence has to end."
Palpatine was also dismissive of the idea that people need blasters in case they have to overthrow the Empire if it turns tyrannical. "It's just a ridiculous idea that a rebellion armed with blasters could do anything about us," he said. "You'd need your own armored, planet-destroying superweapon to match the strength of our Death Star. Even if you had X-Wings, what could they do but scratch its surface? Abandon all hope to rise against us! Abandon!"
With the Emperor's proposed blaster control, anyone caught with a blaster would be summarily executed by a stormtrooper, a policy anti-blaster activists are hailing as "harsh, but fair."
Palpatine also took questions on charges of discrimination within the Empire, as all officers and soldiers seem to be white males. Palpatine said he's working on a "new order," which will be more diverse with lots of women and minority hires though no species other than human, since "they're all inferior."
Babylon Bee
CORUSCANTEmperor Sheev Palpatine has made a new push for blaster control in an effort to bring peace to the galaxy.
"We live in a world where the common rogue feels he can just shoot first whenever he feels like it," Palpatine said in a speech at the former headquarters of the Galactic Senate. "This violence has to end."
Palpatine was also dismissive of the idea that people need blasters in case they have to overthrow the Empire if it turns tyrannical. "It's just a ridiculous idea that a rebellion armed with blasters could do anything about us," he said. "You'd need your own armored, planet-destroying superweapon to match the strength of our Death Star. Even if you had X-Wings, what could they do but scratch its surface? Abandon all hope to rise against us! Abandon!"
With the Emperor's proposed blaster control, anyone caught with a blaster would be summarily executed by a stormtrooper, a policy anti-blaster activists are hailing as "harsh, but fair."
Palpatine also took questions on charges of discrimination within the Empire, as all officers and soldiers seem to be white males. Palpatine said he's working on a "new order," which will be more diverse with lots of women and minority hires though no species other than human, since "they're all inferior."
Babylon Bee
Would that party include the people themselves that stormed the capitol wearing Maga hats and carrying Trump and Confederate flags? Their testimony is they were there to support Trump's military takeover and martial law.Mothra said:
...says the party that also believes our govt, was almost toppled by an unarmed mob on January 6th.
Well done, Babylon Bee. Well done.
“It is impossible to get a man to understand something if his livelihood depends on him not understanding.” ~ Upton Sinclair